operation testosterone

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>>69773765

Not sure man, kill v. maim is a pretty masculine/banging track. she even refers to herself as a man in the lyrics.
Just think about it....

also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE-YTRkb85Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM6FBtB6GbE

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>>69773808
early swans sounds undeniably macho, but for some reason gira always kind of came of as a fruitcake to me.

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>>69773765

>>69773907
might be because you secretly want a piece of the cake

>>69773943
haha who wouldn't want a piece of 80s gira cake? the important part is that if i want cake i either take it or i fail trying. i don't write about it in my diary and pick the petals off of daisies

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>>69773959
>>69773985
fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ5JK-kvJDo

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his 80s output

>>69773862
i completely disagree about the grimes song, but good call on amebix

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>>69773765
Cobalt's discography desu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7eQ3eP6kO0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYGzs7Vy_Lc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5ZbMMZ6Hk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RCjEdeGmFk

>>69774247
not masculine, but i'd definitely put my peener in that slutty mouth

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Any metal that isn't power, symphonic, or black.

>>69774331
>not black metal
>excluding possibly one of the rawest forms of uncontrolled testosterone

>>69774341
You mean gayest forms of testosterone

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>>69774341
Black metal is my favorite metal genre, but the bird screeching and "raw" sound doesn't really give off a "manly" vibe to it. Listening to heavy metal, sludge, and thrash really scream tough, manly, dad type etc. Maybe I can let war metal slip by though.

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>>69774331
>or black
ahem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_27DRSCB6M

>>69774331
altar of plagues, cobalt, and panopticon are all pretty masculine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAUtCa13V38

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>>69774331
Cobalt are a black metal band that somehow managed to sound masculine
also blackened death and war metal often sounds like invading and enslaving people, which women don't tend to do

>>69774216
YEEEAUH TWIST OF CAIN
MAKE MEH COME ALIIII HIVE

>being this insecure about your own masculinity

wew lad

>>69774373
>>69774381
I'm not talking about dsbm, that is objectively a feminized version of the genre

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>>69774104
>i think i fucked your girlfriend once. maybe twice, i don't remember

good call

>>69773959
>>69774144
>>69774247
are they supposed to boost testosterone by getting you hard for the singer?

Muh masculinity

>>69774415
>being this much of a twink

wew lad

in my opinion geidi primes is by far the best grimes album

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>>69774385
Maybe, but only because it has lots of thrash and death influence in it.

>>69774395
>AoP
Pft they're atmo black and blackgaze. Gayest form of black metal.
>Cobalt
Maybe, but it has lots of sludge roots.
>Panopticon
Naw too much distant screaming to make it mainly.

>>69774398
Talking about pure black metal no influences.

>>69774416
Only viking and war metal are the manly black metal subgenres.

>>69774422
Those digits confirm. Albini is macho king

>fragile masculinity

you boys are so silly

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Am I doing it right guys?

>>69774216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiFyi5-fe60

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always though Horseback gave off masculine vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9HYXwjB62E

This shit will put some hair on your chest.

>>69774453
I mean op's post was retarded but I don't have a frail sense of masculinity, I just am masculine.
Surely you've felt empowered and energetic listening to masculine and powerful music before?

>>69774466
>programmed drums
I don't think so

>>69774455
>nu metal
'no'

>>69773765
metal is inheirently nu-male
perfect genre for fedora wearing neckbeards who think they're ALPHA MALES but are even bigger losers than the nu-males they whine about

>>69774453
if you want my dick in your bum just say so

>>69774519
>metal is inheirently nu-male
this

>>69774489
Found the Christian pig.

>>69774560
>this xd
Stop parroting and use your fucking words

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The epitome of high test

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE7Zv6d-HUA

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>>69774519
Keep telling yourself that cuckold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVGcRNotCAE

>>69774577
>stop parroting
>nu male nu male nu male nu male nu male nu male

>>69773907
He has said that he would willingly be Jim Morrisons' sex slave. But then again he would probably also like the same arrangement with Nina Simone.

>>69774585
WHO
H
O

>>69774599
>cuckold
>from an anonymous internet whiner who never leaves his house but instead bitches about those better off than him on a chinese cartoon image board

>>69774605
Is your reading comprehension all there, piggy?
I have yet to say that word yet ITT.

>>69774612
lmao sauce?

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/mu/'s thoughts on pic related?

>>69774626
>thread is yet again people whining about nu males
>"I'M SPECIAL"

>>69774621
Go cry in your pillow, this isn't the thread for you

>>69774639
http://www.uncut.co.uk/news/michael-gira-i-d-be-jim-morrison-s-sex-slave-1719

>>69774633
This is a parody of masculinity, it's for Pabst drinking flannel wearing maggots who live in the friendzone and donate to women on Patreon accounts

NU

>>69774672
>getting this triggered over someone calling you out


how does it feel to be the epitome of nu males?

>>69774621
GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERFUCKER

>>69774621
Nobody asked for a blog post about your life.

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>>69774675
better add this to the thread

>>69774733
my post must have really struck a nerve with you

did i hurt your feelings?

>>69774681

just because the band looks like a bunch of hipsters doesn't mean this isn't one of the fattest, meanest, manliest punk albums of the last decade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJWqj13hsT4

>>69774698
>>69774744
I get what you're trying to do with these posts but you seriously need more practice with it

>>69774744
>responding umad xd
you're boring
thanks for bumping the thread

>>69774767
don't worry even if it dies another one will just replace it

you guys really can't get enough of nu males huh

>>69774501
>Slipknot
>nu metal
Think again, loser.

>>69774781
I can't get enough of your nu-memes

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Holy fuck why does everyone have their dick out here? I think you guys have this testosterone thing confused with something else! You know what this thread needs? MORE TITS, AND MORE MONSTER MAGNET!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE7Zv6d-HUA

REAL MANLY SHIT COMING THROUGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-VpRiB9kmQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpBkQCNauvk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi8h4WlJpbk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm8Z9V8I0cA

This thread sucks asshole

ITT faggots in denial

>>69774862
>>69774863
t. nu males

>>69774863
isn't it hilarious how everyone who whines about nu males and cucks are always people who spend way too much time on the internet

like if that's you then accept it don't deny it by bitching about people who actually do go outside

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>>69774877

>>69774894
the nickelodeon cuck thing is true though

>>69774894
Hey now, the "Louis CK is a cuck" meme is actually funny.

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>>69774905
yeah but if you spend way too much time focusing on it then you're a bigger cuck than the people you complain about

>>69774926
is that le star wars mane

>>69773765
>operation testosterone
>Posting distinctly masculine-sounding music
Anons, you are aware that the only way by which listening to music could be said to increase testosterone levels is by eliciting sexual arousal, right?

So unless listening to a bunch of guys yelling/screaming/going at it in a group with musical instruments happens to turn you on, shouldn't you be listening to something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXor30_XZMY

Or this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQcBYboY8G4

Or this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JplpqHkPw

Or:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gO_lxThc1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ki2R9OieiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADPk5PpkjMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlF1KxtArCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aXljbgIukc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74E07NbMDo

Obviously specific tastes are gonna differ. But if you're a heterosexual male looking to positively affect your testosterone levels through music, feminine-sounding vocals is the only option.

>>69774978
>you are aware that the only way by which listening to music could be said to increase testosterone levels is by eliciting sexual arousal, right?
are you retarded? or are you just purposely spewing obvious bullshit in order to try to prove some farfetched point?

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>>69774578
I would argue more for pic related but good pick

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THIS IS A GENDER FREE ZONE ALL GENDERS WILL BE TERMINATED ON SIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wkLsYepPHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioMKTWCIwl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUQGJaIRguo

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>>69773765
doesn't get ballsier than this

>>69775020
>purposely spewing obvious bullshit
http://link.springer.com/article/
10.1007/
s10508-
011-9858-6

Short summary:
Mental state (the only thing directly effected by listening to music) doesn't directly influence testosterone levels in human males. However physical sexual activity does. And since sexual arousal often acts as a precursor to that, the only type of music which could lead to a positive increase in testosterone levels would be that which elicits sexual arousal. Which means - in the case of heterosexual males - music featuring female vocals.

>>69775305
the article isn't available to me and the abstract says jack shit about music. and i'm sure as hell not about to trust your paraphrase.

most of the music itt makes me want to go lift weights, and i know for a fact that lifting increases testosterone. so if nothing else, it works transitively.

either way, don't you have to go be a spineless pussy and post about how cute grimes is somewhere?

>>69774978
>But if you're a heterosexual male looking to positively affect your testosterone levels through music, feminine-sounding vocals is the only option.

really made me think

>>69775305
>Mental state (the only thing directly effected by listening to music)
>Implying mental state doesn't have a huge effect on the rest of the physiological functions of the body
Stop talking out your ass.

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We still pulling our dicks out? Sweet I brought mine!
and some MOTORHEAD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcf7DnHi54g

R.I.P. Lemmy

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The most masculine album ever made by they most masculine man ever...

reminder that if you define masculinity as inherently violent and destructive you are a man-hating 3rd-wave feminist

>>69774519
THIS. When was the last time metal made a girl wet?