/metal/

First for Neverwinter Nights

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>>69770298
RE

>>69770298
third for nu metal is good

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>>69770318
First for Numetal (k)Nights

>>69770327
SPEK

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>>69770354
damn right

Friendly reminder that nu-metal isn't metal

dubs for nu metal is shit

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Fuck nu-metal!

Glam or scram!

>>69770590
>two nines
>two sevens
>two zeros
works for me

>>69770608
You actually took a screencap of your own shitty post about a shitty style and plan to repost it as if it actually means something. Wow. Pathetic. Almost as pathetic as liking nu-metal

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Reminder that the best metal album of all time is nu-metal.

>>69770664
Shitty wannabe Mr Bungle

>>69770608
Nah, glam is gay as shit. Sorry to tell you. Objectively shittier than nu metal.

rec me motörhead worship

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>dual lead/rhythm guitar (tracked in stereo) throughout the whole album
God it makes my dick so hard

Why isn't this done more often?

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>yfw people who shit on nu metal can't even get dubs

>>69770648
I'm the one who wrote this post and I'm pretty sure he took a screencap of it solely to make fun of it and get (You)s from retards like yourself.

>>69770753
wrong, wrong and wrong

speed metal chart?

>>69770871
>I'm the one who wrote this post
he proclaims loudly on an anonymous message board. anyway, samefag.

>>69770871
not an argument
>>69770842
both dubs and nu-metal are exclusive property of nu-males
>>69770664
>not even the best nu-metal album of 1996
>can't accept nu-metal isn't metal

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>>69770664
anon pls

This is the best metal album of all time

>inb4 somebody says Neurosis is nu-metal

>>69770933
atmosludge is for faggots and nu males EXCLUSIVELY. prove me wrong.

>>69770933
sludge is just nu metal slowed down

>>69770933
It's not nu-metal, but it has something in common with it: It's not metal either.
>>69770946
I.... I can't!

>>69770407
WOK

>>69770958
He's right, you know. Maybe that's why it's so good.

nu-metal is nothing but Godflesh's gay second cousin who's dating Pantera (who is also Godflesh's gay second cousin because chugcore is incestuous as fuck)

>>69770946
Burden of proof is on you, lad

TSiB is objectively heavy as shit, nothing wimpy about it.

i dont like nu metal but cmon man why you gotta be puris-- oh. right. /mu/.

Honestly, nu and glam are still better than black metal.

>>69770985
Shit slowed down is nothing but slowed down shit.
>>69770997
>Burden of proof is on you, lad
Proof: You.

>>69771007
nigga you take that back

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>>69770987
i've never read a post filled with so many useless buzzwords and analogies

>>69771016
>Shit slowed down is nothing but slowed down shit.

Nice nonargument nigger

>>69771020
It's the truth.

>>69771020
He's right, you know

>>69771097
not an argument
>>69771041
Don't lie, this isn't your first day on /metal/

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>>69771148
>Don't lie, this isn't your first day on /metal/
>mfw he's right
why do I continue to post here?

>>69771172
Because you're a no-life nu-metaller

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>>69771177
Oh yeah, that's right. Post 10/10 nu metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Te6cZtbz0c

>>69771205
That is emotionless

>>69771218
Come again?

>>69771205
>that band name
>that album name
>that song name
>that band pic
And you people will still defend nu-metal

>>69771218
No, it's Powerman 5000

>>69771233
>he doesn't know Powerman 5000
underage pls go

>>69771233
>that band name
There's literally nothing wrong with naming your band Powerman 5000

I agree with the rest though

>>69771250
mallcore kids leave the hall

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>>69771293
>>69771297
>>69771233

>>69771020
I think almost everyone here can agree that Black Metal babies are absolutely the worst posters in these threads if not on this board

>>69771340
This.

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>>69771325
>implying nu-metal is fun
>>69771340
>if not on this board
Grimes and k-pop generals are worse and you know it in your heart.

>>69771340
agreed. my theory is that it's an entire containment genre for edgelord teenie faggots and lowlifes.

>>69771357
Oh I see, you're a blackie. That makes sense. Why don't you go listen to some DSBM and hang yourself.

>>69771359
you're thinking of numetal and aggroshit

>>69771325
desu even the white gangster band picture would be excusable if the music was good, but it's not. It's very, very bad.

>>69771357
I don't even frequent other generals
Why would I?
I'm not some non-exclusive metal poser

>>69771381
If you're assuming I'm a blackie because of that pic you should know that all those people posting pictures of Vikernes saying "stop listening to nigger music" isn't ACTUALLY Vikerness
>>69771390
You said on this board, I just gave examples of worse posters. Stop being so defensive, mallcore kid.

Gas the numetallers.

>>69771420
Not him but I made the post you are referring to.

While I admit Grimes and K-Pop shitters are bad, Black Metal tweens are a whole other level of annoying

Let's talk about world war three then

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>>69771420
>using the term "mallcore" in a derogatory fashion
Stop being unemployed

>>69771523
Again, for full disclosure: This poster is NOT the real Vikerness

>>69771523
I would rather be unemployed than work at Hot Topic

And I work at a grocery store

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>>69771515
A GODLESS
HAIL
OF
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE

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>>69771563
>And I work at a grocery store
Lets put your life into perspective for a second. You work at a grocery store, listen to metal, and shitpost on 4chan during your off hours. Are you happy with yourself? Literally, truly, sincerely kys.

>>69771581
Could be worse. At least he doesn't listen to nu-betal

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>things a trve metalhead would never say

>>69771549
Thanks for letting me know
With all his online activism lately I never know who Varg might be!

>>69771563
>he still thinks nu metal fans spend time at malls and work at hot topic
look guy, it's not 2002 anymore. you need to go back to school and stop working at a grocery store.

>>69771523
>stop being unemployed
>says the underaged numetaller middle schooler
Crossing guard doesn't count as a job.

>>69771601
"nu-metal is both metal and good"

>>69771601
>"I have had a girlfriend"
>>69771593
you got some shit fucked up if you think having a certain taste in music is more important than working at a grocery store past age 16

>>69771634
D-don't cry, anon :(

>>69771601
"I like black metal"

>>69771601
"I know my way around a vagina"

>>69771601
"I don't like anime"

>>69771706
>>69771671
>>69771655
Ok now let someone else have a go

>>69771601
"I shave and exercise regularly"

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who /comfy/ here?
>long sleeve shirt
>wrapped up in a blanket
>hot chocolate and marshmellows
>kitty curled up in my lap
>Christmas shopping for relatives
>blastin' Formulas Fatal to the Flesh

>>69771749
I live in hell, tho

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>>69770298
What do you guys think of this classic rock album?

>>69771763
What's the weather like this time of year?

>>69771749
me
>pajama pants that i haven't taken off in two days
>totino's pizza rolls and chicken tenders are done
>two blankets draped over my damp body
>playing CS:GO
>listening to black metal

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>>69771749
>tfw weather makes it impossible to properly warm your legs but still makes your upper body hot and sweaty as fuck

>>69771779
Average of 45ºC during the day and 27ºC at night, thunderous storms biweekly, everything is made of mosquitoes and bad smells.

>>69771815
Everything about this is disgusting. Of course it's a black metal poster.

>>69771828
>Average of 45ºC during the day
>during December

what hilariously dystopian shithole do you live in, anon?

>>69771581
>Are you happy with yourself?
I'm going to transfer to a 4 year university to study physics next year, I think I'm doing pretty well for myself.

>>69771848
Hello friend, do you have a minute to talk about this exotic and virtually unknown place called the Southern Hemisphere?

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>>69771876
i forgot that place existed when we let the colonies go

how are things down there

>>69771601
I have friends

>>69771864
>he fell for the STEM meme
Lad unless you've got someone paying your way to a masters degree, you're going to end right back here, but saddled with debt and even more crippling depression

>>69770933

Saw Neurosis couple days ago they were boring af

>>69771815
I am the same way except I just changed because I showered because I was really starting to smell and I was listening to bulbous creation.

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>>69771876
Can't tell if kang or pablo

>>69771899
Bad.

>>69771815
GET OFF VIDEO GAMES

>>69771815
>>69771923
>yfw you realize that it's actually more embarrassing to listen to trve metal than nu metal

>>69771938
are there even any actual kangs in 4chan?

>>69771940
At least you don't have to pay for upper education
>>69771916
Like this sad sack of shit
>>69771972
Yeah, but they only come out at 5 in the morning

>>69771972
I have suspicious that many Street Fighter threads on /v/ are excluvely OP'd by, and shitposted by, basketball Americans
Not even middle class suburban Kaynefags know the kind of slang those baller ass niggas do
Also, a guy posted a screenshot of himself with a Street Fighter trophy and he looked like snoop dogg

>>69771998
pretty sure he meant Australians; what are you on about?

>>69771984
>At least you don't have to pay for upper education
someone take me to Norway
will shitpost for €€€

>>69772019
i thought kangs are what we call africans

>>69772022
oh, thought it was short for kangaroos

I could be seth effrikan though

>>69772019
what are you talking about?

>>69772022
>€
>his country uses Euros
>laughingsnowniggers.ikeapeg

>>69771998
This is legit

>>69772041
...what are YOU talking about?

>>69772040
pretty sure it's africans because of the whole WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET meme

>>69772040
>we wuz kangs
>short for kangaroos
wew fucking lad

>>69772040
>oh, thought it was short for kangaroos

Where do these people even come from?

>>69771998
black people love anime and fighting games
>t. gamestop clerk

>>69771998
Seriously though, why are fighting games so popular with black people

>>69772071
What do you think Aussies evolved from?

>>69772095
Remnant from arcade cabs, nigs play mahvel 20 years ago so the younger ones do too.

>>69772095
This my favourite fighting game moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sfs9h3bIDg

>>69772071
>>69772068
>>69772084
I'm more used to see the we wuz kinfs n shiet meme in jazz or hip hop threads. That and the lack of the WE WUZ as prelude caught me by surprise.

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>>69772095
Because it's all they know
>>69772068
No you dip it's about all black people. They can't do anything conducive of a functional society so they try to claim that their ancestors were the heads of a society even though they really weren't. Ever.

>>69772095
back in the day, the teenage blacks pretty much dominated the arcades when they were still a thing

>>69772121
classic

>>69772095
It all goes back to Bruce Lee kung-fu movies.
Whites weren't interested in kung-fu movies unless Chuck Norris was in it, so Bruce Lee was largely ignored when he debuted. Lee's movies were super popular in urban areas and inner cities. Black people mostly attended the theaters to watch these kind of movies. A lot of blacks were inspired by the ideas of self-defense and martial mastery. Whereas the Black Panthers bought into the socialism meme and assault rifles, regularly everyday blacks started practiced karate at the park. Cue later films like Black Belt Jones and Dolomite, you soon had a subgenre of kung-fu films with an all black cast. This cultural background was prime to latch onto fighting games in the 90s

@69772143 (You)
>They can't do anything conducive of a functional society so they try to claim that their ancestors were the heads of a society
so /pol/acks and stormniggers then

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>>69772095
we had an arcade here several years ago but they had to close it down after a basketball american stabbed another one because he beat him in mvc2. i wish i was making this up.

>>69772221
That has happened in china over KOF 97

>>69772214
Snowniggers you mean

>>69772214
To be fair, Nazi Germany was one hell of a functional society

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>>69772237
>people who created this
>negative in any way
surely i don't need to explain why you're wrong

>>69772221
do you live in detroit or something

>>69772245
People tend to be more orderly when they're terrified of sneezing in a way that'd get them executed.

>>69772195
damn. i would have loved to watch BL movies in a comfy theater

>>69770298
i cant decide if that album art is godo or bad

>>69772288
I meant generally eastern europeans/slavs, but I could see why people would use the term to refer to finns

>>69772321
It's not godo it's teuton

>>69772310
grindhouses were the opposite of comfy man


>>69772326
oh yeah, right

>>69772289
well at least we have burger king and 4 DVDs for the price of 1 and people like >>69771815, am I right guys?

>>69772321
It's god tier
It's the Sodom mascot burning to death while being very fucking pissed at the shit going on in the background AKA Armageddon, since he's been through a lot of shit (See previous album art covers) and has to deal with two faggots killing everyone out of the blue

It's unironically metalkino

>>69772310
Those inner city theaters were absolutely not comfy at all.

>>69772360
Yes, anon, it's better this way
I value freedom

>>69772362
>implying he's not thrilled to get to be a part of armageddon
fakes leave the hall

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>>69772353
>>69772371
well shit my dad must have been to a different theater

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>>69772389
hes had a rough life. just look at him here in his youth. how happy he looks.

>>69772422
>album called Persecution Mania
>somehow he didn't foresee all the shit he was going to go through

>>69772391
Your dad probably went to a movie palace instead of a theater. Huuuuuuuuuuge difference
>>69772422
I would unronically read fanfiction about Sodom's mascot

post Ministry worship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c_Ic6g_LiU

>>69772461
>I would unronically read fanfiction about Sodom's mascot
same here
Knarrenheinz looks badass man, must be the gas mask

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>>69772505
>tfw no operator as fuck Tom Clancy-tier novel about knarrenheinz

>>69772567
I want a Knarrenheinz Doom WAD so bad

>>69772567
>>69772805
These would be pretty neat desu.

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Post Tech RIFFS

https://youtu.be/gtzb0FTN4BE

wake up

>>69773489
Actually I was on my way to bed, but, see you in the next one, right? Cheers

I just realized that I've only listened to Arctic Thunder on shitty earbuds
uh oh

>>69773489
shhh, meal is sleeping

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Stop staying up late

>>69773705
I'm too sad to sleep

>>69773715
i haven't slept since i woke up

Who else here is excited for the new song featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid? Fucking legend...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjnCJOZFefA

>>69773748
I'm wake xd

>>69773705
Okay, but will you tuck me in, Papa Varg?

good thread

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>>69770298
Great riffs.

YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YOU GOTTA

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Metalheads are asleep, post wank

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>>69774343
the japs made wank an art form

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>progressive alternative buttgrunge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vzBdIejVY

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post good brutal/technical death metal

>>69774647
>post good
>Deeds Of Flesh
I do not understand

>>69774059

You're late to this thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8qrwON1-zE


Is this the best Metallica instrumental song?

>>69775092
>didn't post Phantom Lord
>didn't post Escape
>didn't post The Thing That Should Not Be

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>>69774647

>>69774910
how are they not good?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjTyVbjUU4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5lXZEawufc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WsP1MDLOdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8ViOfd2lE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_D5IB5KZEs

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>>69774647

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>>69770840
Such a great album

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>>69774647
I quite enjoy pic related

>>69775237
perhaps he hates this subgenre and will shit on literally any band you post

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>>69774647
>>69776210

Sorry; I'll try that again

>>69770298
Did you like this album?

so new Krallice in 24 hours?

>>69771601
Supertramp is metal

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https://youtu.be/0CKYU-R3wBo

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forgive me /metal/ for i have sinned

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SEEK AND DESTORY in high pitch

https://deathambition.bandcamp.com/album/surgical-steel-33-rpm-version

wtf, i love new carcass now

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>>69774647

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1996, when a guitarist recorded drums

I love this album because of all the funky drumming and errors

>>69775028
Since I'm from Europe, I was sleeping.

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>Hardcore vocals at the end of the first song
Stop doing this.

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More like this?

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Any metal for this birb?

>>69778102
Bolt Thrower?

>>69778110

fuck I god DAMN LOVE BOLT THROWER

>>69778102
Early Ozzy

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>>69778102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs
Bolt action and team yankee are better games you pleb

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>late night, about to go to bed
>wanted to see the theme of this one qt touhou girl
>remember all of the touhou metal shit you used to listen to in high school
>go back through it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXi-8qxHx3k
huh, this is actually unironically good, whoda though?

mokou best 2hu btw

>>69778153
Mirin models desu

>>69771624
I'm an rpg designer, so fuck off

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Redditors are asleep, post true weeaboo riffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80QhlaC6Tr4

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>he doesn't listen to anti-islamic war metal
get with the times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-F5TTQhZjc

>>69778326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOQkSFTKMw

>>69778326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi6wgQWVBiU

>>69778326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPLuUNrtaOc

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>>69778326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6mWyNOPDro

>>69778326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9LaytkRrYs&feature=share

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>>69778326
best weebriff desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSRFBbXbJFc

>>69778326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g3A-kuHc3g

>>69774647
Infester - To the Depths, In Degradation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWQsFH0zfUg
how many scarfs can one band wear?

Post your antidepressants and favourite meal band
>Coaxil
>Mercyful Fate

>>69778785
none
Bathory

>>69778785
>Your mom
>Meshuggah

>>69778785
>Xanax
>Gris

>>69778785
>cartoons
>Voivod

>>69778785
>eclairs
>X japan

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>>69778953
>cartoons
>Voivod
Figures

>>69778785
>porn
>Leviathan

>>69778785
>Vodka
>Acid Bath

>>69778785
>memes
>Vektor

>>69778976
I'm not talking about western cartoons famarino

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ONE STEP......

>>69779081
I am, as we speak, in the midst of listening to that album. SO OVERLOOKED. It's their most extreme since Obsessed By Cruelty. So goddamn on the edge. Too bad it was to be their last decent album.

>>69779000
Don't be redundant, Chad

>>69778785
>red wine
>darkspace

>>69778785
>Demilich
>Demilich

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What is Marduk's fanbase? Who is their demographic?

>>69778785
>watching my wife have sex with other men
>Testament

>>69779182
People who enjoy Marduk post-Nightwing are the Nickleback listeners of extreme metal. Norsecore to the extreme. People who enjoy Enthroned post-Apocalypse Manifesto, Dark Funeral post-Vobiscum Satanas and Anaal Nathrakh post-Eschaton

>>69779214
>In The Constellation Of The Black Widow is bad
w e w
e
w

>>69779214
extremely bad post

>>69779260
>>69779259
Don't be like that. Nickeback is not that bad, you could definitely do worse.

>>69779272
t. djentleman

>>69779272
there's literally nothing wrong with nickelback

how do i make meme ibm with samples from matrix

>>69779332
with computers

>>69779298
I think you meant to reply to >>69771601

>>69779295
take that back

djent

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Stop working

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Call your mum at least once a week

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brush ur teeth before going 2 bed

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have a merry christmas

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>>69779711
NO!

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Buy my rpg

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Stop washing your clothes

great thread

>>69779750
>filename

kek

>>69778785
>Prozac
>Black Sabbath

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>>69779857
stop being sarcastic

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>>69779750
>filename

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>tfw when you play a high elf in Skyrim.

I need your help, what was this black metal band with harsh vocals who sounded like a screaming eagle or shrieking tires in a subterranean parking ?

>>69780109
nice album under his arm

>>69780175
can they beg for sauna construction funds?

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>>69780175
This album is great.

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>>69780201
all of them

>>69780201
I would tell you but they would murder me for marketing their album to the non kvlt.

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>>69780201
Here you go famalam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYimUNtWLd8

>>69780352
Not the other guy, but that's exactly what sprung into mind. Fucker ruined his pipes doing those vocals, had to relinquish the mic duties after that.

>>69780352
Yes, that was this band, thank you Anon.

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i don't get this album why dod so many think it's their best?

>>69780352
>>69780389
I'm dying of laughter after listening to this. Bullshit if that came out of a human males mouth. Sounds like bat dying in a parking garage.

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>>69780433
>Initially Nordgaren was the lead vocalist, but his performance on early recordings (especially "A Darker Shade of Evil") permanently damaged his vocal chords; so Svein Egil Hatlevik took over lead vocals from 1994 onwards.

Have you listened to their debut LP, though? It's absolutely magical. One of the most wonderful products of the norwegian second wave.

>>69780220
I can't enjoy this knowing the froneman is a cunt
It's just Children of Bodom and Kalmah with more fluff and less fun

>>69780433
the dude was like 15 when they recorded this, he wasn't out of puberty yet so his vocal range was weird.

>>69778785
hentai
Isis

>>69780433
Stranger sounds have come out of people's mouths.

>2:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPT-ttHx9ic

>4:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD3baPUqa2E

>>69780469
More like it's what happens when Ensiferum eats too much sugar while listening to Malmsteen

>>69780469
How's Jari a cunt?

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why the fuck is the "metal media" sucking off this mediocre album so much?

>>69780507
Paid shills.

>>69780507
Because the raving middle school metalheads are the ones who give them ad money.

>>69780506
are you baiting or actually this uninformed? he wanted fans to fund an apartment complete with recording studio and sauna to make his new album

>>69780469
>>69780506
>tfw even his facebook fans are shitting on him now

>>69780507
Because it's mediocre instead of total shit

>>69780483
I'll never be able to get over the inhuman vocalist's clicking vocals

>>69780483
The first video sounds like someone trying to imitate a congested dove. The second link is much tamer than Fleurety's demo, though.

How can other meloshit even compete?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AXY3_JoBKA

>>69780506
hi Jari

>>69780532
Seriously? What a faggot.

>>69780558
I'm just uninformed.

>>69780547
MPE write catchy riffs but their songs get stale as fuck incredibly quickly and since most of their songs are earworms, they stay in your head and you get sick of em

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GIBE SAUNA :DDD

>>69780547
>Synths and Keyboards

eww. Why can't melodeath be like the old days with two guitars and no cuckboard player.

>>69780609
melodeath was never good

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What is the best Immolation album?

>>69780609
Why do keyboards trigger some trve metalheads, they can make music fun or atmospheric if used moderately

>>69780617
DMU pls go

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>>69780617
>buttblasted brutal fag who knows his favorite buttgrind death band will never release melodic beautiful masterpieces like these.

>>69780635
even as a melodeathfag, these albums are overrated and far from being masterpieces, or even the best in the subgenre

>>69780635
Those albums are mostly crap (I don't mind the Gallery), and easily outdone by some gooks with a ridiculous band name.

>>69780635
Dissection's Strom Of The Light's Bane is superior to all 4 of those.

>>69780635
>implying Oracle Moon, Stone's Reach, Above the Weeping World and Elegy aren't on par with these

>>69780731
You are right I just had this pic saved from a previous charts thread.

>>69780635
you need to raise your standards

>>69780622
Their whole discography is stellar through and through, but my fav is this motherfucker right here.

best artwork on any of their albums to boot

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>>69780724
>and easily outdone by some gooks with a ridiculous band name
true

>>69780753
Yeah because brutal goreslam with aniem covers much better

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>>69780759
forgot fukin pic

>>69780724
>>69780770
Kys weebs

>>69780773
i'm not a weebshit fan or slam whigger

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>>69780792
"no"

Melodeath is like sweets, nice in small amounts, but if you get too much you'll get sick

>>69780635
Unpopular opinion
Whoracle > Jester race
TSD > SOTS
Damage Done and Character > The gallery

Brutal slam and black metal is like a dildo. Nice when you use on yourself, but fucking awful when 4chan neckbeards shove it down your throat repeatedly while you beg them to stop.

>>69780841
>Nice when you use on yourself
Anon, do you have something you want to tell us?

>>69780841
>Nice when you use on yourself
Anon...

>>69780855
>He's "too much of a man" to try buttplay
>He's never had a prostate orgasm

Somebody is insecure with their sexual orientation me thinks.

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>>69780817
DM should be a rare steak, you don't want it brutally overcooked or covered in cheese. But the right seasoning can do wonders.

>>69780875
Somebody doesn't want ass pain me thinks

>>69780907
Does it hurt you to shit? It's literally just like taking a huge shit but in reverse,

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>>69780770
I'll never understand why this album gets rated so highly here, on metallum, on RYM, and basically anywhere else. I mean, I get that the vocals are top-tier and its unique but still, it feels like a fucking mess. They can't decide if they want to be black metal, br00tal, deathcore, melodeath, power metal or symphonicshit.

>/metal/ thread has devolved into talking about anal masturbation

>>69780924
>>69780924
Shiting is inmediate, you have to spend a while to play with a dildo I suppose, my ass is not supposed to be shiting for 10 minutes.

>>69780954
must be tuesday then

>>69780954
metal is shit, so it is fitting

>>69780942
because of weebs

>>69780954
Still better than faggots fighting about nu being metal or not.

Why does /mu/ hate powermetal?

>>69780985
>why does /mu/ hate powermetal
nearly half of these threads devolve into shitty 80s power metal worship, what the fuck are you talking about

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>>69780985
we don't

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>>69780985
>>>>>>>imblyign

>>69781022
>>69781022

>>69780983
It's not, though

>>69779214
That's a terrible analogy

>>69778785
Effexor and Remeron
Korn

>>69780352
Literally tires screeching in a parking garage, holy shit

>>69774509
>implying freak kitchen is not good