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Could you find Grimes?

Hello, anyone here?

All the grimes fans are in that art angel thread. I tried to make a /grimes/ but it got deleted. I think we are supposed to just keep to one thread

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>>69747617
reminder that this guy is Diplo who produced Beyoncé, Justin Bieber, Madonna, a couple of other pop stars, a friend of skrillex, and also a good friend of Grimes

http://grimes-claireboucher.tumblr.com/post/27640509762/diplo-grimesz-is-high-on-mdma-via-ela

>>69748667

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cute music for cute people!

>>69748959
totally agree with that. I love all Grimes fans.

>>69747350
You didn't mention the word Canuck in the OP.
Shame on you

>>69749056
she's from California

what is her most ambitious project to date? Art Angels?

>>69749066
Actually she's from Boucherville, Canadia.

Where should I start?

>>69749082
these threads

>>69749596
Visions

>>69749082
Art Angels. Her next one will be even more ambitious.

I want Art Angels B sides

>>69749596
Visions. After that, check her earlier albums if you prefer a dreamy sound or check Art Angels if you prefer a pop sound.

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Who would you like to see Grimes collaborate with?

pic related is my answer. Both are from BC

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>>69749941
another great Vancouver artist

>>69749941
With Front Line Assembly, Aphex Twin, St. Vincent, The Future Sound of London or Underworld. Just imagine a Grimes-FSOL collab...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCoCTkC0oL0

bumperino

>>69748931
doing drugs is disgusting

also she has hairy pits and needs to shave them

>>69749941
i wish mission was not in BC desu

>>69751304
why? It seems like a comfy area

>>69751546
maybe if you like meth it is

>>69751595
isn't it like a rural town? I thought the subburbs of van were the only ghetto place

>>69751629
the only ghetto place in van is like a 3x4 block area on the east side. the suburbs are pretty fine. surrey is a bit rapey sometimes i guess. mission is just a dump

>>69749941
Mindless Self Indulgence

>>69749941
Death Grips, Ariel Pink, John Maus, the list goes on.

listening to her earlier compositions. She really knew how to craft songs then and now.

Grimes is making atmospheric black metal with Gris.

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I like grimes, yes

>>69752731
no you dont

>>69752731
Prove it

>>69752847
why not?

>>69748327
One concentration camp to contain the disease, please.

>>69749082
Her biggest art project is James' public gender transition, she deserves all the credit.

grimes is depression

>>69753195
interesting

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>>69753195
no shes not

>>69753890
this is pure depression

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>>69753890
>tfw you're only good enough to date incompetent effeminate men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYM1nRqEblo

>>69747350
i hope our grimey is sleeping well

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Is it true that one kiss from Claire can heal cancer?

>>69757266
50/50 chance of death
>gif related

gross

>>69757354
I like it

>>69757331
it will be worth it

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Fairest of them all.

>>69749941
me

/mu/ is weird

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I feel sweet passionate love to her!

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>>69757560
/mu/ is obsessed

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we all timmy turner

>>69757446
What kind of music would you make together?

>>69753195
Grimes is a sunny day by the seaside with your friends.

>>69757331
would you guys take the risk?

>>69757266
get her to kiss /grimes/ threads

ayooo

>>69753195
Depression transformed into bliss. Her 3 albums + that EP are the proof.

>>69760610
I agree. She turns art demons into art angels

>>69748931
didn't he date MIA?

>>69752731
acne

>>69747350
Can't wait till this trashy horse-water hack gets diagnosed with some early-onset autism as predicted by Bashar in 2019

>>69762555
qtne

>>69762603
You trolls are funny despite how retards you are.

>>69762603
There is nothing wrong with having autism.

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i love her

>>69762655
I think it'll improve her music desu

>>69762887
Everyone does

>>69764376
true. she loves you all back

>>69764437
No other artist cares more about her fans than Grimes.

>>69764501
but her fans are shit

>>69764623
Some of them, like in every group of people. Stop generalizing.

>>69747350
Grimes is so fucking disgusting. Your general sucks, leave forever please

>>69764623
The people who come in here and sexualize her are not fans. Remove them and remove people like you who just complain about things and /grimes/ would have no problems

>>69764925
>sexualize her are not fans
wrong

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>>69764898
I'm amazed how people can be so shameless, even on an anonymous board, to admit that their taste is so inferior that they don't like Grimes.

>>69764898
Didn't your pal GrimesCuck tell you to stop? You suck, now go away and take your shitposting with you.

>>69764898
Dude, you listen to Oasis. Let's not throw stones if you live in a glass house.

>>69764972
There are definitely people who only come in here because they are attracted to her and want to post dirty things

>>69764972
Are you talking from your own experience and then projecting to all her fans?

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>>69757266
grimes kisses service when

>>69764898
mad that /oasis/ died?

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shes so cool

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>>69759329
anything she would like
i will be helping her with foot massage in the meantime

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>>69765015
I mean myself and some people.

>>69765116
I love her DIY ethic. All of her success has been well deserved.

>>69764898
Lol hi Montie

I take it your Oasis General died without reaching bump limit again.

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grims~

>>69764972
People who go out of their way to sexualize her rather than talk about her music in /mu threads are not fans.

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what do you think is the worst song on any of her albums?

>>69766515
the one after oblivion on visions

>>69766515
Orphia

>>69766587
Don't you dare to hate Eight!

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I want to merge with this great composer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsbiyvpel54

https://soundcloud.com/skibblez/sky-romance

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>>69767731
what did he mean by this

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How could someone be so talented, nice and beautiful?

>>69767889
Easy. She's Canadian.

grimesfag genocide when?

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>>69767889
faerie magic

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>>69768066
I really like Grimes, but the more I watch of her, the more convinced I become that she is some sort of an illusion. She is just to perfect for the musical/cultural slot she is filling. She seems like she was genetically designed at the Advanced Club Kid Research Facility.

Think about it: She's "white," but she has the perfect skin, height and elegant limbs of an Asian woman. Alternatively, her features (especially nose and eyes) would be completely natural looking on a woman with dark brown skin. Don't you think she'd make a GORGEOUS black woman? I do.

She is basically the simultaneous ideal of Asian, black and white people- but she happens to have very white skin, which makes her more widely advertisable. Her face might be a little narrow and pointy to make a classically beautiful Indian woman, or other near-eastern people, but I'll bet they would still relate to her if her skin were changed into some familiar color range. Personally, I like looking at white blonds, but I'm always suspicious of them. They're constantly up to some scheme or another. And almost never does it involve making me happier.

So you missed me, ACKRF. Nice try, but until you come up with an Indian girl who has the curves of a black girl, the complexion of an Asian girl, the voice of an Irish girl and the "F it - let's just screw things up" attitude of an American girl, I won't be buying your product. So basically, I'm saying that Grimes is unbelievable. Not unbelievable as in "awesome," though I like her work, but unbelievable in the sense that I have a hard time believing that she was born of woman, and not out of some test tube in Japan. Or she could just exist as a digital avatar, not flesh and blood. Just from Canada? I've been to Canada. That's a really weak cover story.

>>69768080
Why asking such a stupid question? Are you insane?

>>69768130
even if this is pasta, wtf is wrong with you people?

>>69768284
Just listen to Visions and Art Angels and you will understand.

>>69768284
Wtf is worng with you for not liking her music? Are you allergic to great music?

Someone have a discography link?

>>69768441
Wikipedia and Lastfm have one.

>>69768441
It should be in the archive. Or try to find it on Soulseek.

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>>69768305
this has nothing to do with whether or not i like her music. did you even read the post that i was referring to? it's not about the music it's about the fact that you guys are batshit insane.

the manic behavior demonstrated in these generals is nothing short of disturbing

>>69768472
Archive search is down unfortunately which is why I'm asking.

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>>69768473
>batshit insane
A sense of humor is required here. ;)

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>>69768501
>it's okay guys because we're only kidding:^)
>but if you actually criticize grimes we will retaliate with the genuine fury of one million suns.
whatever helps you sleep at night ricardo

>>69768495
I could send you my whole Grimes discography (which includes many rarities) but you'll have to wait until I upload it.

>>69768591
We're only kidding*. The joke's on you.

*Still, we're serious about the fact we love Grimes.

>>69768591
>but if you actually criticize grimes we will retaliate with the genuine fury of one million suns.
Of course. Because - believe it or not - some of the people who post here are are actually interested in having serious conversations about Grimes and her music.

>>69768608
that would be nar nar dude

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>>69768653
>>69768501

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>>69768675
>some of the people who post here are are actually interested in having serious conversations about Grimes and her music.
>criticizing her music here isn't considered a serious conversation about grimes and her music

>>69768703
>nar nar
????

>>69768608

Thanks m8

she's kind of a weirdo

>>69768766
gnar gnar*

gnarly

>>69768812
I'll post the links when the upload is done. There will be 2 archives: a bigger one (760 MB) with her discography and a smaller one (350 MB) with some live albums.

>>69768877
Ok. :)

>>69768130
Fyi your loony copypasta misses out on the fact that Grimes is partially Native American (métis, by way of her paternal grandfather.):
http://www.lapresse.ca/arts/musique/entrevues/201203/03/01-4502127-grimes-au-dela-de-limpact-souterrain.php

>>69768752
>criticizing her music here isn't considered a serious conversation about grimes and her music
Not that anon. You could criticize her music is a polite manner but even that isn't not really recommended. Why? Because these are fan threads. They're for fans, not haters. If you dislike her music, don't listen to it and don't talk about it. It's easy. We already heard all potential criticism about her music and her as a person, you can't add anything of value about that at this point.

>>69769091
shut the fuck up retard. just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! We can do whatever we want with this THERAd ok This is 4CHAN not REDDIT OK

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>>69769112
Did you forget to take your pills? Chill your tits, we don't want you to go supernova just yet.

>>69769091
okay but that doesn't mean criticizing her music isn't a legitimate and wholesome conversation. it's better than most of the vapid shit that gets spewed into these threads. also, you can't monopolize the population of a 4chan thread. there is always going to be someone who has a different opinion. instead of trying to make some totalitarian dictatorship of thought, you should just grow up and accept that.

Is there anything Grimes can't do?

What if Grimes was a CIA agent?

>>69768752
>criticizing her music here isn't considered a serious conversation
Depends on the type of criticism being put forward: constructive or destructive. Destructive criticism is NEVER welcomed in ANY sort of fan community, because why would it?

>>69769265
art angels is not a teen-pop record. Why do you think that?

>>69769265
Honestly, you're terribly wrong. This is the opinion of someone that didn't properly got into her music. If that will happen, you will understand why people love her so much.

>>69769302
This is an enclave of humanity in this cesspoll. It's a special place on this board.

>>69769341
you must have a very limited knowledge of music. Have you been exclusively listening to radiohead and indie rock your whole life?

>>69769341
in what way do songs like pin, wp pt 2, realiti, kill v maim, or even butterfly sound like that. I understand stuff like california and flesh without blood but the majority of the album does not sound like that.

>>69769228
The problem is that the criticism of Grimes is absolutely ridiculous, offensive and stupid 95% of times. I'm yet to find a clear and well documented explanation why her music is bad.

>>69769540
In what way would i be projecting? I'm not sure if you know what that means...

An example is here >>69769341 Would you call this dumb and pointless comment legit criticism?

>>69769565
>confusing the Everest with Mariana Trench...

>>69769253
She can't do bad music.

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>>69769341
>squeaky voices
See pic related. Grimes is a great musician and singer, despite the odds being heavily stacked against her.

>>69769253
She can't play any brass instruments or woodwinds, because she doesn't know how to form the proper embouchures (yet):
"I can play any instrument, possibly," Grimes later tells me, a statement both impressive and suspicious. "It's not hard. It's one thing to play an instrument well, but I think I could pick most up and play them, except maybe horns and flutes. Like, there are techniques [ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embouchure ] you need to learn to make a sound out of the flute."
http://www.oystermag.com/grimes-a-series-of-observations-from-oyster-108

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>>69769726
>I'm not trying to be cute

Sure thing, babe.

>>69769302
Yes, I do.
/mu (and by extension 4chan in general) is one of the few places on the internet where what it truly is is entirely determined by the people who hang out there.

>>69769687
I agree each album has been a spiritual journey.

>>69769341
If you think she has a squeaky voice what do you say about Alison Shaw of Cranes or Joanna Newsom? Her voice is unusual and an acquired taste; give it time and it will grow on you a lot.

>>69769275
that might explain her going under the covers of so many bad guys.

>>69769585
that person is actually talking about tangible, objective qualities of the music and why they don't like it. how can you call a comment like that dumb and pointless when you're posting in a thread where comments like this make up the majority of the posts.
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>>69769795
I think she can't do bad music. Whatever she will make, it will be great or at very least listenable (e.g. Medieval Warfare).

>>69769804
I love Grimes's voice personally. I would love to hear her sing shoegaze

>>69769253
stop whining

>>69769833
I really enjoyed some of those comments. Its a cute thread for cute people. Obviously you aren't cute enough.

>>69769833
>objective qualities of the music
You're confusing subjective with objective. Instead of that shitty criticism I'd rather have some comfy and shallow conversation. People are posting here for fun, this is not a damn job or the critics' board.

>>69769565
>the Mariana Trench
>Being the Mariana Trench of discussionon a discussion board dominated by contrarians...
Is actually a great compliment desu.

>>69769885
quit being such a faggot and go make something of yourself. you're only here because you're not man enough to go get yourself a real girl

>>69769794
Exactly. People are establishing the general guidelines here. In these specific threads (/grimes/) the main rule is "be nice to Grimes and to each other".

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>>69764898
Stop projecting.

>>69769837
Her voice is very well suited for dreampop and shoegaze. She's kinda like Liz Fraser of Cocteau Twins.

>>69769934
Why would you automatically assume I am a man.

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>>69769958
>Why would you automatically assume I am a man.
lmao

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>>69768441
The download links:
https://mega.nz/#!wdoFQbyI!JzXzgAoDvdUUMkOJ5nfdjIH_dTI_Z41_VaS1ahWORP0
https://mega.nz/#!1IZU2IKI!Q6nJQA6p4JtUBb45CYEo-xmhH68B5jfFs-jcERyE-Os

Enjoy!

>>69747350

>Do you have a song on Visions that you like to play live?
"Yeah, probably the song called “Be A Body (侘寂).” It’s my favorite song on the album; it’s my favorite song to play."
>That’s actually my favorite song on the new album too — I was wondering if you could explain the characters following the title (侘寂)? "[Laughs] It’s really stupid, because I don’t want to seem like some Asia-phile. I’m so embarrassed about that, but it’s the Japanese characters for wabi-sabi, which is a concept that implies, or is about, non-attachment, and not being too attached to physical stuff. The song is kind of about being in the moment. It’s about experiencing the physical world, right now, and not being attached to things."
http://www.refinery29.com/60-seconds-with-grimes

I posted in a Grimes thread a few days ago, saying I heard one of her songs at a friend's house and kinda liked it.

So I decided to actually listen to Grimes. I actually like her music. I didn't expect that t-b-h, more dream pop-ish and less teen popish than I expected. The only album I don't really like is Art Angels, but even that has a few songs I do like (especially Realiti). The music video versions of a few songs are different than the album versions, with the video versions being better imo. AA isn't terrible, it just didn't click with me as much as her earlier albums. I think I like her first album best.

I feel kinda silly I didn't listen to her earlier, kinda feels like I cheated myself. But yeah, I guess I kinda like Grimes now.

>>69770108
Good for you. You are one of us now.

>>69770108
That's cool anon, I'm glad to hear that. I think that even Art Angels will grow on you if you listen to it from time to time. You just have to get used to listen to more upbeat synthpop. I'm willing to bet that her music will grow on you even more in the next few months.

Did you manage to listen to the rarities, other songs, etc?

>>69770108
Btw, I'd like to hear your opinion about this live Ave Maria cover (I personally love it): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGLvUejoRb4

>>69770217
Just studio albums. The download I had included a bunch of bonus tracks for Visions but I wasn't that impressed by them, I could see why they weren't included on the album proper.

>>69747350

>Right after that you played drums for some shows with Grimes. What was the idea behind that collaboration?
>I used to play with Claire [Boucher] a bunch. And I just started playing percussion with her, and ended up doing more shows. They would fly me out to do a festivals and we did two tours together where it was this loose group, like an Arbutus Records crew with me and my brother, and Claire and her brother. Although, technically, the performers were both solo artists: Doldrums and Grimes, but it was more like a posse. Things in that little group is kind of a nexus of a lot of creative people, where this big bang happened. It just exploded. It was such a unique time doing those tours together, because it was all handmade. I would go to Sebastian Cowan, from Arbutus place and burn 100 Blue Hawaii CDs and then take them to a show that night. But he and I booked the Grimes tour, and that was the first time either of us booked a tour. So these things kind of came together, this conflux that nobody would have ever predicted, this iconic figure that Grimes has become. I think Claire is pretty amazing. I’m pretty excited for her this year.
https://noisey.vice.com/en_ca/article/moon-king-interview-2015

>>69770251
It's cool. Good voice.

>>69770251
the voice of an Angel.

>>69770268
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimes/comments/4g84rl/grimes_downloads_various_rare_collaborations/

>>69770251
pure depression

>>69770317
Nice to see people praising her. She deserves it.

tfw early this year i use to listen to her a lot and i was a lot more positive in life and then i kind of stopped and now im depressed again :/

>>69770471
listen to her again.

>>69770108
I started just like you, drawn in by the quirky vague style of genesis, followed her genderqueer posts for a while and even mimicked her persona in RL.

But when I found out she lost her virginity in a gangbang she no longer seemed as cute and sexy as she was trying to be. Perhaps it's true that you should never meet your hereos/heroines.

>>69769830
why hasn't she been caught yet?

>>69770471
were you better before or after?

>>69770499
I don't really care what she does in her personal life. I'm not attracted to her, I'm gay. I'm just here for the music.

>>69770499
>But when I found out she lost her virginity in a gangbang
For the Nth time, the song is called Gambang and it is a reference to a type of Indian musical instrument.

Could /grimes/ exists without truly idiotic posts like this one >>69770499 ?

>>69770763
It's a joke man...

>>69770763
No. Unlike most other websites 4chan doesn't have a total moron filter (aka mandated poster registration system.) For better or worse...

>>69747350
Lol it's officially started:
http://ir.lib.uwo.ca/etd/3792/

>>69770968
http://ir.lib.uwo.ca/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=5435&context=etd

>>69770831
Things would be even simpler if everyone could just be put into re-education camps until they became nice.

>>69770968
>>69770982
Interesting.

>>69770747
Ahuh, and her other song "Prone Sex" is about lying down and dreaming of unicorns.

>>69770541
before i stopped

>>69771174
phone sex anon

phone sex

not prone sex

phone sex

Get the difference? Its also a blood diamonds song that just features grimes anyways, so it doesnt count.

>>69769726
>I'm not trying 2 be cute
Oh Claire.... does she knows that she doesn't have to try?

>>69771241
Well in that case it's nice to know skype has footage of our grimey moaning and masturbating. Not that anyone would want to see it.

>>69771313
rolling

>>69771343
rolling for what?

>>69771375
these

>>69771262
because it's impossible.

>>69771313
I would pay for this, for real
But I know it's a lie, you should not talk these kind of things about Claire, you asshole

>>69771262
she can't speak at her shows without sounding like an infant cartoon character, since that's what she is

>>69771385
singles? Haha, thats cure

>>69771423
i'm not paying for my prons. i'm only interested because she's a girl and it's available

>>69771441
fail

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grimes a sex machine

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Grimes is cute, C U T E

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>>69771517
no, she's

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>>69771552
please refrain from including her in your vile sexual fantasies.

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the cutest human being ever

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>>69771605

>>69771616
We are just as valuable fans as the ones with cute fantasies and beautiful delusions.

Grimes b itching to do a complete 360 ala miley cirus for us.

>>69771723
no way

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>>69771622
the cutest being of any kind ever, actually

>>69771737
from feminist rants to butt implants.

>>69771812
u suht up right now buddy. She will never be your dreamgirl...so just deal with it and jerk off 2 orc futa or whatevr

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>>69771827
hana best girl, grimes unable to go deep.

>>69771918
deep on what? She will never suck ur cock anon so u better just stop thinkin bout it and go to /d/ and masturbate to some epic furry orc futa or something my man haha 8)

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>>69771918
fucking delete this

>>69771969
It's just a mic, anon, you need to delet your dirty thoughts

>>69771946
Stop projecting your vile thoughts on others. That could easily be a reference to vocal range.

>>69772077
defend yourself all u want but we know that ur the dirty one here

is Grimes a fetish? I think so

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>>69772161
it has to be.

>>69772103
the only sex that needs defending is the instance that produced you.

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qt feet

>>69772440
holy shit...

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>>69772443
>tfw you will never gently massage her feet after a long and tiring concert
;_;

>>69772440
she could've tried

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>>69772538
one day, anon. keep the dream alive.

>>69771622
below average, even for a goblin

>got banned for requesting souce of the look-alike girl from the bj video
Even the mods are grimesfags

>>69773318
Anon, if that were the case, wouldn't they have been asking right along with you?

>>69774058
No, because they don't like lewd posts about her

>>69774058
>>69774198
basically, for what I see here... you can call her chipmunk, goblin, and many other insults that I see here, but if you make lewd comments, you're screwed
(btw I am a voignamirian, and I hate these insults, just to make it clear...)

>>69773021
>>69772538
as creepy as this is, its an endearing gesture...

>>69774241
Lewdposting as text gets reported more often and so deleted more often, no one reports the other off-topic shit as much.

>>69771562
what is she doing with her hand?

>>69774617
Really makes you think..... but I must avoid lewd comments

>>69774617
I believe it has a name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skVxj-HYzew

>>69774617
expressing herself

>>69774617
With her ugly hand? Bumping uglies with herself it looks like.

she doesn't even write her own songs

>>69775403
No need. Since she records them herself as she writes them, there's almost never a need for her to actually touch pen to paper.

>>69747350
jesus christ that was bad

>>69775403
of course she writtes them, otherwise who would?

>tfw banned globally for 4 days
>tfw ban was just lifted

what did I miss

so what happened with the Barclays thing?

>>69775578
grimes released:
0 songs
1 butt picture
17 complaints about the patriarchy

>>69775948
Where's the butt pic?

>>69775961
that's not even new

>>69775985
Never seen any

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>HNNNNNNNG

>>69775948
What were her complaints about the Patriarchy?

>>69776101
yeah right someone would just show that in her own threads

That one purple-haired chick she has with her in all her music videos tries way too hard

>>69776163
The main one was that she didn't get as many compliments on her butt pic as someone else.

>>69776159
video?

anyone have the photoshoot/photos of Grimes with silver eyebrows, holding a bird?

>>69775403
of course she does, they're all shit

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feeties

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>>69776397

They're very nice.

>>69776397
>tfw I uploaded this on wikifeet
>2599x3485

>>69776397
>>69776413

i wanna see her soles!

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Favorite Grimes music video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYD6ufPfa-M

>>69776443
how is this a Grimes video?

>>69776101
She has always been ashamed of it and kept it hidden, so recently she got a set of bouncier butt implants to please Jay-Z. Not even that impressive.

>>69776484
Haha whoops meant this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pvD7YRZCTw&t=5s

>>69776495
haha.. that's the last thing I would expect from her

>>69776496
they're not at all related, your meme is retarded

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>>69776318

>>69776533

thank you! she looks so beautiful.

>>69775578
>what did I miss

Things like this multimedia like thing got like 100 likes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe1AuRFfJcc

Is it true that she shows her boobies in an unreleased music video?

>>69776622
unconfirmed

>>69776586
wow how articulate

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>>69776622

>>69776671
no tattoos

>>69775948
>>69776217
>>69776495
get out from this thread, imbecile

>>69776718
I know him i think. Use to be a cool guy but turned into a dickhead after a while. What a shame

>>69776521
It's in her hipster-nymph blood to be seen smashing every stereotype, even if they smash themselves in the process.

>>69776718
ignore >>69776742. I'd never intentionally try to impress a grimeslut, that's her error for thinking me nice.

Conveniently, whenever I'm having a good run of jokes...

>>69771552
>>69771812
>>69771918
>>69772440
>>69775948
>>69776495


...they spam to hit to the bump limit instead of leaving them there to be enjoyed by the other Surrealist Admirers.

>>69776839
what the fuck are you talking about

>>69776839
>my jokes are good

>>69776839
>good run of jokes
except nobody finds those actually funny

>>69776742
i'm not sure how he's such a dickhead

>>69776901
did you see his last post?

>>69776869
This is the /roastgrimes/ thread, when you're the butt of the joke you are meant to sit there and take it like grimes does for her security guard when james is out buying dinner.

>>69776914
maybe for you and your unfunny lame jokes, but nobody else is laughing. You're just embarrassing yourself at this point

>>69776906
who is he?

>>69776927
Surrealist Admirer, the hipster hunter.

>>69776927
the lame fuck making "jokes"

>>69776914
you sure have an interest in shitting on grimes surrealist shitposter

>>69776937
he just confirmed his jokes are funny though

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>>69776921
Yeah right, I'm the embarrassment, not Grimes' choice in men.

I just want what's best for her, someone capable of thrusting multiple times would be better.

>>69747350
Is she the new GRIMES?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZJMzAHa-uQ&list=PLUh4W61bt_K6tflBpjWgnXLpyuu6EbNTW&index=951

>>69776982
you're going great lengths with your trolling escapades. I must admit, that is some funny shit. Maybe you should try and get with her, if you can even thrust once haaha :)

>>69777004
She's got big potential to be, just ugly enough too, post feet.

>>69777004
no

>>69776982
it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane

>>69776236
Global Citizen

>>69777020
I'd maybe use the turkey baster full of my tribute sauce to squirt in her, she doesn't even deserve to wake up let alone experience the pleasure I'm capable of giving.

>>69777055
anon you've had enough

>>69777061
Her fault. She didn't color her hair enough, it's all about the hair, always. Did we learn nothing from the 80's. Diversify your strands.

>>69777123
why did you reply to my deleted post? you've seriously embarrassed yourself but I guess that's your thing, you just declare your gay pride

>>69777055
Fucking rapist autist

>>69776982
that guy is so hot. it makes me mad as fuck

>>69777163
you mean dry as fuck.

NEW THREAD
>>69776559
NEW THREAD
>>69776559
NEW THREAD
>>69776559

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>>69764925
she happily tries to sexualize herself, you prude. There's no problem with it.

>>69777306
oh, right

>>69777327
she can be very sexy if she wants

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>>69777061
grimes is better anyway and she deserved her fame

>>69777222
kys

>>69777361
it should be a picture of mayo or something

>>69777361
she deserves to interrogate message boards and demand respect she doesn't have

Why is Art Angels so shit

it makes me mad everytime i think of it

is grimes still a thing?

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>>69777360
last for grimes a shit

>>69777469
yep

>>69777474
last what?

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>>69777474
suck a pen15

>>69777469
if she can put a good single out

>>69777497
hard to find one grimes hasn't sucked.

>>69777512
she has never sucked any

>>69777512
Claire does everything herself

>>69777522
if she ever wants to get compared to maralyn manson she better start sucking on her own dick, pronto.

>>69777507
she puts out when she is single, does that count?

>>69777540
that and write an autobiography full of edgy bullshit

>>69777546
I heard "pulls out" but that can't be right

>>69777465
Hi claire.

>>69777465
because you tried

>>69777522
Hi james.

>>69775910
She still didn't mention about it. Maybe she will at some point in the future.

>>69776189
Brooke Candy? You're right, she's trying too hard to be edgy. I don't think she's still one of Grimes' friends.

>>69777956
i think he meant hana (for some reason)

>>69777004
New? Dude, Raphaelle Standell-Preston of Braids is a friend of Grimes, they both sang backing vocals on 2 Sean Nicholas Savage albums in 2011. She's not the new Grimes, she's just an artist on her own.

>>69775910
it was a stunt

>>69778077
i'm impressed by her cunning stunt

New thread: >>69778398