Yeah, I love Joy Division too anon...

>>69743853
I would like to lie next to her clothed body and spoon for an hour

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>>69743853
>she's only on the second plane
what a fuckin pleb dude

who said I liked Joy Division? They lied to you.

>>69743853
>she will never know what a counterculture and artistic mind is really like

>>69743853
Post the other pics

>>69743853
>picture for dating app profile
>covers face
Is she ugly or...?

>>69743956
it's just a faggy tumblr art student meme
but yeah probably

I'm so lonely

>>69743956
She's probably showing her face in at least one of the other 5 pictures

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>>69743853

Wow, a-awesome. S-so do you want to hang out sometime? m-maybe listen to some records...

Oh cool, so what do you think of Closer?

>>69743853
New Order were better at their peak desu

>>69744050
true

>>69743913
this. definitely not by going on tinder and going to college

>>69743985
POST THEM FFS

>>69744102
I only screen-capped that one, it was the only one worth saving. I just keep posting it because it's amusing to see how people react.

Also, I don't even use tinder anymore, nor do I live in Portland. I was just there for a little bit while I had the app.

>>69744050
and for these last few days leave me alone...

>>69744134
Are people on this board really young enough to see that girl and think it's appropriate to possibly date her?

>>69744311
I'm 20, sue me.

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>>69743853
What? Sorry, you must have me mistaken for someone else; I don't listen to pop.

>>69744198
aren't those Ian Curtis' lyrics?

>>69744421
I don't know, the song came out in 1983, long after he died, either way, it's a better Joy Division song than any song by Joy Division

>>69744331
Fuck, I just realized my whole life is a lie, I've always assumed that everyone on the Internet stays the same age as me but they just keep staying young

Who the fuck is dumb enough to use a shirt that has ANOTHER SHIRT stamped on it?

>>69744489
its ironic

>>69744489
people who live in a constant post-irony state of mind.

i would unironically match with her and try to fuck her

>>69744544
>post-irony

how is it remotely post-ironic? that implies a vague mish-mash of irony and sincerity, which i don't see

>>69744448
so is Ceremony

>>69743853
>she

>>69744643
Well that's obvious but Curtis did write those lyrics (but since the band never paid attention to his lyrics, they had to play the tapes to try and figure them out for their version of the song)

As much as I love New Order's lyrics, that's not what made them or Joy Division interesting, seriously, the actual band is so underrated, the lyrics are not what made them influential or important

>>69744486
Someone baby will be crawling out of his mom's pussy when you die

>>69744585
You must be blind then m8, it's overtly self-aware.

>>69744794
Someone baby will also be crawling out of his mom's pussy when you die

>>69744828
self-aware doesn't imply sincerity. it implies awareness of irony

>>69743853
>>69743895
Meme/Joke shirts are the most cancerous thing in existence.

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>>69744794
>>69744829
I don't remember laughing that much while browsing mu
thanks a lot

>>69744873
t. still wears his quiksilver shirts from 8th grade

KOKOFREAKBEAN
Is pretty good

>>69744873
See >>69744933

>>69744873
See >>69744981

>>69744981
see >>69745014

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>>69743895
>>69743853

>>69744933
>there are only two options: Ironic meme/joke shirts or quiksliver shirts from 8th grade

>>69744981
>>69745014
>>69745029
see
>>69744873

>>69743853
>tfw you want to sexually fuck a grill like that but you are an ugly 28 year old virgin manlet with social anxiety

>>69745378
How tall are you?

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>tfw no memethot gf

>>69745466
5'1''

>>69745378
Is there a way to non-sexually fuck?

>>69745525
dont forget the variant with short black hair with the bangs cut really high in a clean line

>>69745525
>Generic daddy's little girl/choking/biting fetish posts, but legitimately prudish in bed

is this really a thing? i feel like sluts that post shit like that usually are depraved in bed

Oh my god that girl went to my high school, I even dated her friend a few years ago. Yes, she confirms every stereotype that would go with that profile.

>>69745704
>I KNOW THIS GIRL
motherfucker, you can't even see her face. dumb idiot.

>>69745701
its easier to talk the talk than walk the walk, anon

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>>69745525
>Generic daddy's little girl/choking/biting fetish posts, but legitimately prudish in bed

so fucking true

>>69745807
Yeah, it fucking sucks

>>69743853
That shirt is pretty clever. Got a good laugh.

Lighten up people.

>>69744066
>being this anti-intellectual

>>69745940
>white knighting for a girl he doesn't know and will never meet under any circumstances
>finds equal humor in tacky post-ironic meme cancer t-shirts
Pick one and one.

>>69743853
>but your choker says whore
Why do they love being known as whores? You know what, I know why. I just still can't believe it some days.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>69746172
The obsession with perversity and subversion and shrewd attempts deprecating humor among this generation is something I'll never get over.

Why would I ever want to date a girl that publicly calls herself a whore?

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>>69746244
I understand most of the time, it's just on really shitty days I see shit like that and I can't understand anymore.

You wouldn't date her. She's calling herself a whore as a joke, but the way she goes about it makes it obvious that she really is one. She's not trying to say she's a whore, she's trying to imply it under the guise of a joke. Because that's what she wants to be. She just doesn't want to blame herself.

I feel so lost, anon. This world wasn't made for me. I want to go home.

>>69745789
>>69745807
so i shouldn't respond to the 6/10 who opened with "Hi daddy" on tinder?

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>>69743895
one more layer

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>>69746354
It's basically one of two things; either she is promiscuous and she's making light of it with humor, thus her affection is meaningless and her degenerate lifestyle will inevitably catch up to her.

OR

She's not but she just likes shitting on herself because it's cool to have a totally fucked up perception of yourself ecksdee.

>I feel so lost, anon. This world wasn't made for me. I want to go home.
I'm right there with you.

I can't even fathom people that make the argument that life is somehow preferable to having never been born.

I'm never having sex until I've had a vasectomy. I could never live with myself if I'd had done this to someone.

>music board

>>69746421
You should. Pump and dump. That's all their good for.

>>69746493
Hopefully I'll end it soon. On good days I can accept how fucked the world is, and indulge in the hedonism. But I can't imagine having a daughter anymore. They would get corrupted so fast.

>tfw no post-ironic qt3.14 indie gf
feels bad man

I'd wear that shirt, desu. I'd also wear her, if you catch my drift.

>>69746570
/pol/ would hate me but I'm never having children. It's just giving into your biological tendencies. It's pretty pleb t bh.

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>>69746570
Hope you live it up any way you can until you do. The unconscious blackness that follows is unforgiving to any sensation of joy, however fleeting.
>>69746594
No, you're in the right here.

The first person to die from catastrophic failure of the planet has already been born, and at the cusp of 8 billion humans around the world.

It would be infinitely more cruel to bring a child into a dying world in which they're already a depreciating commodity.

>>69746594
>>69746708
I don't want to get into politics, but a lot of westeners don't want children and 90% of people are in Africa/China/India anyway. I just don't want to live long enough to have children. Personally I'd love to have some, I just hope they don't live the same as I do.

>>69746708
>It would be infinitely more cruel to bring a child into a dying world in which they're already a depreciating commodity.
Yeah, it's not really considerate. Also, I wouldn't want to have a relationship where the only bind is a dependency.

>>69746835
>90% of people are in Africa/China/India anyway.
I mean in those regions if you don't have children then you won't have anyone to take care of you when you are old. That is a big reason why the world's population is still concentrated there.

>>69744829
Roll

>I go to the same community college as this walking meme

kill me
I hate when I meet people irl and they obviously visit 4chan

>>69747039
Wrong college, bud.

>>69745525
Rolling

>>69745525
underrated post

>>69747039
Reroll

>>69747084
Rerollin

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>>69746917
Really, any bind whatsoever short of your love for each other.

Granted, I say that and I'm aware that there are financial advantages to marriage if you live in the US, I just wish it wasn't that way.
>>69746835
Number of humans anywhere affects the value of human life everywhere. If you could think of every person like a drum of oil, humanity has been riding a downward spiral for a long time now.

If the suffering your child will face in and throughout their life (and often, right before they die) is guaranteed and their fleeting sense of happiness isn't, why would you give them a physical body?

Peach dreams of raising a family will always be more thoughtful than the real thing.

I'm not even saying that now isn't an ideal time to reproduce. I'm saying there has never been any time in history that having a child is done so with their vested interest.

>>69747071
really? thank god

last year I heard someone in the cafe say "that feel when too intelligent to go to class" and I'm not keen on repeating the experience

>>69747138
Is it creepy that I immediately knew where that picture is from?

>>69745600

Yeah, married life

>>69747174
No, I don't think so, but I'm surprised someone caught it so fast.

The story was really moving to me. I've spent a lot of time staring that pic, and it's unfortunately relevant to what we're talking about.

>>69745600
Intercourse for the sole purpose of procreation

>>69747169
That sounds awful

>>69747694
midwest; not even once

>>69747560
aaaayyyyyy friction boys up in this

>>69743853

>19

Teenagers do lots of dorky and regrettable shit when they are teenagers.

PROTIP: Only teens make teen hate threads. Only teens rage in teen hate thread.

Older anon just write the whole thing off as "teens gonna teen" and keep on moving.

>>69747778
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>>69747138
>there are financial advantages to marriage if you live in the US, I just wish it wasn't that way.
There are financial advantages everywhere, especially when it comes to living together if your spouse is a foreign national. I think it's quite primitive to act like that. Not to mention the grueling divorce process, depending on the country. I may have lingering bias because I spent all of last night getting only about 2 hours of actual sleep because the tenants above me spent the whole night chastising their screaming 4 year old and proceeding to scream at each other. I'm all for relationships and even marriage but personally I find the act of bearing a child to have become a less intimate choice. In this fast-paced world it is not something I feel completes me—a meaningful relationship does.

>>69747821
This.
I'm not even sure what everyone gets so upset about. Speaking from the standpoint of being a grown up who doesn't even want his penis near/inside teenagers anymore, why would I even care what they're up to? The biggest reaction I give embarrassing teens is like, "oh that's cute. I used to be like that".

Who gives a shit.