Have you honored your queen Lavren Mayberry today /mu/?

I want to grope her flat, feminist ass in a nightclub

i want yank her hair out and spit on her!

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>you'll never perish in a fire started by her farting and the fart fumes fly into a furnace at one of her concerts

feels bad man

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>>69728537

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>>69728767

i can only assume that yall are terrible at hitting on chicks irl

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>>69729198
meh

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>>69729295
>that cute yet slutty tummy

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Chvrches are actually good. I enjoy their music.

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>>69729295
Post the large pic, dammit.

I want to fuck her until she cries tears of joy while coming down from her orgasms.

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>>69729703
Me too.

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>>69729937
PITS

>>69729703
Same, although the second album was quite disappointing. Also, they don't really deliver live, because she isn't a strong singer and electronic music struggles to translate to an interesting live show anyway.

>>69729703
1st album was average synthpop

2nd album was like a parody of generic pop music, only it wasn't a parody

joanna newsom and annie clark could both take fat orge shits after feasting on junk food with lots of garlic and fiber and those would both be superior to anything this hoebag could muster

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>>69730377
Gross man

No, because she's by no means my queen. I don't even know who the FUCK she is, to begin with.

>>69730377
Agreed, but it doesn't seem like a fair comparison. I'm not familiar with Annie Clark's music, Joanna Newsom is in a whole other league to a synthpop trio, the composition and arrangement of her music demonstrates some serious classical chops, especially on Ys. So obviously her music is going to be more sophisticated.

>>69730520
if I was lavren you'd be my first pick B

>>69730708
if he get's that weight off

i'm...i'm starting to enjoy their music
it's the power of lavrens qtness

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baby lavren says hi!

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>>69730317
I don't think you're seen them live. They're powerful now, much better than when they started. Headliner material, no less.

>electronic music struggles to translate to an interesting live show anyway
Those beats sound much bigger than and drums you can find.

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>>69730677
Unfortunately Joanna has a terrible voice.

Post ass pics

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>>69731090
it's a grower
>>69731173

>>69731090
Unfortunately for you she is operating on a level beyond your comprehension

it's like a child who only likes sweet and sugary things like Berrytart girl, whereas Joanna is a rich complete mahogany earthy smoked cherryoak and aged bourbon barrels and other fine tastes that a pedestrian such as yourself would instantly be repelled by it not because of you inaccurately dismissing it as "gross" or "icky" it is rather that you are just far too plebeian to appreciate the finer complexities that an advanced palate. but these are things you needn't worry about it. do have fine with your bubble gum music however I shall be indulging in vintage wine music

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>>69731252
wait sorry that one's shit

>>69731280
damn sorry man i don't think she has an ass

Why should i honor her?

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WHEHHRE ARE THE LAVREN BUTTS

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lavren's qt taste

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>>69731423
i'm doing my best. she isn't giving me much to work with

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>>69728928
Where did you get it, pham?

>>69730129
God I just want to lick and kiss them

is it possible for her to make a better song than Gun? im thinking not.

>>69728255
104.5 is such a shitty fucking station.

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>>69731669
It's called recover you retard

>>69731593
>>69731669
It's called Night Sky you idiots

Imagine being in a threesome with Lauren and Grimes

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>>69731593
Yes, the other songs on TBOWYB

>>69731579
I want to insult her singing until she cries and then lift her chin up and kiss her on the lips, tasting her tears which have rolled down her face
>>69731669
>>69731714
>>69731728
it's called Lungs you absolute disgrace

>>69731669
>>69731714
>>69731751
>>69731760
The vocals on Gun cannot be topped, esp the last ~minute of the song

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>>69731760
Nah, it's "By the throat" you queers.

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OBJECTIVELY THE BEST CHVRCHES SONG
IS KEEP YOU ON MY SIDE

guys, this is like picking through a dumpster. just because the old, soggy grilled cheese sandwich is better than everything else in the dumpster doesn't mean you have to eat it.

>>69728537
andrew?

>>69731947
this sandwich is hot af

>>69731954
Gun?

>>69731970
yeah, from the sun which conducted the dumpster. don't eat it.

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this pic gets me so hard
she's so fucking tiny

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>>69732098
I want to eat her as so bad senpai

So much sexual energy in this thread, it's kind of weirding me out. Deuces.

>>69732098
>buttoning the top button
baka

>>69732120
it's my dream

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>>69732410
I'd lick her pussy clean after not bathing for 3 months.

>>69732533
gross dude

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>>69729353
i know man

>>69732573
go away gay

>>69732610
Is that supposed to make me feel better or worse?

>>69732889
It's just montie being a faggot with his trip off. He slanders other trips because he's on a mission to become popular on 4chan, even though no one gives a fuck.

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>>69732911
i never thought that anyone could get anymore pathetic.

>>69728255

no i didn't blow a load to her today

>>69730317
>Same, although the second album was quite disappointing.
It was for me too at first. But after the second listen I've actually come to prefer it.

>Also, they don't really deliver live, because she isn't a strong singer and electronic music struggles to translate to an interesting live show anyway.
Not true at all, saw them at this year's 104.5 Block Party. They put on a fantastic show.

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>>69733323
i fucking love her

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>>69733573
"feel incapable of, seeing the end, feel incapable of saying it's over"
best break up song desu my family

>>69728411
T H I S

I jumped on the bandwagon and started to listening to CHRVRCHES because of these threads. I really liked it at first, and then a week into it, I realized that she is actually a really bad singer.

>>69728928

Ugly without makeup

>>69734421

These threads aren't about CHVRCHES, they're about the ways these sick fucks want to fuck Lavren.

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>>69732726
>>69729353
A L V I N O L A G N I A B O Y S

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I want to mouthfuck her tiny face

>>69734083

>she won't ever return to this qt style

>>69728255
Her accent on "The Mother We Share" as she sings

>And the mother we share will never keep your proud head from falling

Literally turns me on

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>>69735479
It's a shame she seems to be losing it more. Those little noticeable times her accent comes through on the first album is the cutest fu*king thing.

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Less talk more pics pls

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>>69731275
>it's like a child who only likes sweet and sugary things like Berrytart girl, whereas Joanna is a rich complete mahogany earthy smoked cherryoak and aged bourbon barrels and other fine tastes that a pedestrian such as yourself would instantly be repelled by it not because of you inaccurately dismissing it as "gross" or "icky" it is rather that you are just far too plebeian to appreciate the finer complexities that an advanced palate. but these are things you needn't worry about it. do have fine with your bubble gum music however I shall be indulging in vintage wine music
So, you're describing Grimes. Joanna still has an annoying voice. Fact.

>>69731247
sweaty pussy

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I love Chvrches.

Do you think she's ever fucked a dog before?

my baby

>>69728463
she'd like that

i wanna hear from who's giving her the dickens if she lays there like a fish or holds her knees up to her chest or takes it form behind

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>>69739533
definitively from behind
its her favorite way

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when will lavren finally get pregnant. please

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>>69728463
she would be happy if you even poo-poo on her, but you have to be a fucking bird

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>>69739533
Her perfect qt face along with her tiny height makes her perfect candidate for a long sensitive morning marathon in a lotus position.

Brandon is going to fuck her.

>>69739785
Brandon is going to kill himself

LAAAVVVVVVVVVVREEEEEEEEEEEEN

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over 3000 chvrches live pictures from the 'every open eye' tour - https://mega.nz/#!51820agT!q9Xl8xmBwP9QxupLIZ3rMqr9AVZ6pFJhITENrXhl6Hw

the finest selection

>>69742636
Is there one of her getting fucked by a dog?

>>69742636

Get help

>>69742636
thank you!!!

>>69742965

fugg off 2bh

>>69743291

Get help too

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>>69742636
I already feel somewhat guilty for having 700+ pics of her. This is the final gateway for my transition into full basement dwelling creepy autismo.

>>69739812
Nah

>>69728255
hard to respect someone who is not really a musician and is only famous because of thirsty fuccbois who live off of internet memes. Must suck to be the other bandmate; like you KNOW you're only mildly popular because this stupid no-talent SJW cunt.

yes I have actually listened to their """music""" and it was trash

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>>69743662
you know you want to

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i dont know if i want to be with lavren or if i want to BE lavren

>>69743984

Get help!

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>>69744023
no u

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I want to buy a flatbread chipotle chicken from her

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I'd "read" that "book"

Would you let lavren sit on your lap?

>>69743984
I want to be a cute anime girl too senpai

>>69744386
What the FUCk is this dumb cunt pointing at now.

>>69744541
I would like lavren sit on whichever she wants part of me. Use my nose as a pointy chair for her pleasures for example

>>69728255
There's very little booty there, which is to say sadly, that I'm not very attracted to that.

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>>69744618
foam soundproofing material

>>69744541
>lavren will never feel your expanding rocket under her

>>69731474
Huh. Not bad.

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>>69744913

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>>69739596
>i just got pooped on by a bird!

cuuuuuute~