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How many of the meme AOTYs did you enjoy?

Meshuggah is not djent, but Leprous is.

Discuss

Bruce dickinsons took iron maiden to a whole new level

real men only listen to GLAM and SLAM!

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I thought this was a fun album, even if a little djenty

>>69667778
7

>>69667778
All of them except Meshuggah, Wormrot and Zelda Metal

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START THE HOLOCAUST
THE REICH WILL RISE

>>69667778
>no Nails

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DJENT IS SHIT
>DJENT IS SHIT
DJENT IS SHIT
>DJENT IS SHIT
DJENT IS SHIT
>DJENT IS SHIT
DJENT IS SHIT
>DJENT IS SHIT
DJENT IS SHIT
>DJENT IS SHIT

>>69667778
i really liked the Oranssi Pazuzu, Cobalt and Schammasch

>>69667866
Wtf I hate Sabaton now

>>69667289
This guy is a prime example why everyone thinks black metal is only enjoyed by cock sucking liberal limp wristed nu males.

>>69667792
>Leprous is djent
Are you still trying to force this meme

Also their new live album is fantastic

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mollest tthe walls

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>>69667778
>mfw listening to Saor

>>69667919
>unironically listening to post-second wave BM
This is exactly what cock sucking liberal wimp wristed nu-males do

>>69667919
It isn't?

So what's your meal aoty?

>>69667792
Meshuggah is djent tho, pussy. Get over it, it's just a label anyway. You're free to enjoy it, just know that it's Djent.

>>69667946
a real man listens to first wave

anybody still doing doom december?

>>69667792
leprous is post-djent

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>>69667993
this desu senpai

>>69667993
This. Also there's nothing wrong with second wave as long as you expand past "muh burzum" and "muh mayhem" and "muh darkthrone"

>>69667997
Nobody was ever doing that

>>69667792
Actually Meshuggah is the only djent band that has ever existed, and they even stopped being djent around 2008.

>>69667919

Just another example of why atmoblack and blackgaze are the bane of metal

>>69667982
Pic related, but slightly reluctantly, because everything else has been """ok""" at best
>>69668088
Strange how Dungeon Synth got its own (really fucking stupid) general and yet we didn't do the Doom December this year. Poor Doom.

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>>69668124
>Pic related
Aaaaaand I didn't include the pic

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who was more patrician?

>>69667778
All the ones I heard except Insomnium and Saor were at least decent.

>>69668054
>one great song

>>69667923
Not a meme tho, Leprous is djent in the same sense that Botanist is black metal

>>69668054

Hellhammer is crust punk though, not black metal. They just influenced second-wave and that's it

>>69668188
the kid with the winger shirt

>>69668218
>Hellhammer is crust punk though
Are you trying to troll the deaf?

>>69668188
>acdc shirt vs metallica shirt
beavis obv

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>>69668218
>Hellhammer is crust punk though
absoludely ebin

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>tfw Defeated Sanity wrote literally the greatest death metal song of all time (Verblendung)
>tfw Defeated Sanity perfected death metal production on Disposal Of The Dead


Why do other bands even try

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>>69668188

>>69668200
>this is djent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxAIsZldltA

>>69668124
>Poor Doom.
fuck doom metal mate, I'm so over that shit. doesn't fit the December aesthetic at all. Suppose November doesn't quite fit for BM either.

Reb Beach >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kirk Whammit

>>69668307
that dog ain't dead

>>69668338
you know what fits the December aesthetic well, mate?
IBM

Pantera is djent

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>>69668338
>I'm so over that shit
you tell 'em grrrl

>>69667866
can we have more sabatonposting please and thank you

>>69668343
kip winger set a demo tape out to try and joint the alan pasons project
really makes you think

>>69668330
Hmm.... this doesn't sound like Meshuggah

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>>69668338
Doom metal is more November than Black metal

>>69668124
>Strange how Dungeon Synth got its own (really fucking stupid) general
Stop being a gigantic faggot and make a doom general then instead of crying. That's all the DS guys are doing.

Post nice slams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjTPG7q3AR8

nothing but glam july when?

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>We are blind
>To the world within us
>Waiting to be born

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>>69668388
I found a post in the archives earlier that hardly got any replies at all. It was a idea of Sabaton doing a concept album about slavery

1848 IN THE DEEP AMERICAN SOUTH
COMES BARKING ORDERS FROM THE MASTERS' MOUTH
"YOU'RE GONNA WORK FROM CAN'T SEE AT DAWN TO CAN'T SEE AT NIGHT
GONNA TEACH YOU THAT HARD WORK JUST ISN'T FOR WHITES"

SLAVERY
EXPLOITATION
NIGGERS IN THE PLANTATION FIELDS
HARVESTING COTTON IN LARGE YIELDS
WORKING AND TOILING ALL THEIR LIVES
SOMEDAY THEY WILL FUCK THEIR MASTERS WIVES

>>69668404
Agreed.
>>69668384
mmmmmmmmm-hm
>>69668363
True man, every Christmas season I stack old IBM computers all around my house. So comfy.

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>>69668404
I think it comes from Dance Of December Souls

Then again there's Novembers Doom

>>69668424
>july
>not April

April is the glammiest month

Steel Panther is the best glam metal band in history, other then WASP because they can't be compared to mere mortals

Discuss

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>>69668452
>tfw you still own an IBM computer
>tfw you used your IBM until 200-fucking-5

>>69668436
i can hear joakim singing that and its wonderful

>>69668480
Do all hues like yourself have an IBM in the favela?

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whatcha list'ning to, faggots

>>69668471
i miss the visual aspects to metal it seems the 90s era killed them to appear "mature" >>69668480
tfw i had a 486 ibm until 1998

>>69668500
no, just me and computer nerds
kids made fun of me for that shit
and favelas are for BRs

>>69668456
>September Sun
>October Rust
>Novembre / Novembers Doom
>Dance Of December Souls

Doom metal really shouldn't be listened to in spring and summer

>>69668500
>preacher
>huemonkey
he's alberto barbosa

>>69668521
It's an autumn genre if there's ever been one.

Autumn - Doom
Winter - Black
Spring - Thrash
Summer - Death

disagree? fite me irl bitch

Make me like metal. I'll listen to 5 songs.

>>69667872
Remember when the Pantera boys were making fun of memesteen and trying to give him donuts? That was pretty funny.

>>69668547
was that a pun on Fernando Pessoa? Or whatever he called those alternate names

>>69668569
well conceptually, terminal redux is basically one big song so start there

>>69668569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes

>>69668569
>Make me like metal.
Make me.

>>69668591
Wow such original visonaries, no one has ever done that before

>>69668569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM71torFNBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHR_pi9x8fg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmkFW0kJas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yhFSTAyHWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4

>>69668581
alberto barbosa is just a generic sounding portuguese name

i will give you props for referencing the greatest poet of all time (said alternate names are called heteronyms)

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>>69668592
>name your band after a Hunnic warlord who sacked most or europe

>plays metalcore

>>69668592
This is arguably djent especially the chorus

>>69668581
>Pessoa
Get out of here, /lit/

>>69668550

Summer - Glam

>>69668612
you could have sent him, protest the hero, or acid bath or literally ANYTHING ELSE

>>69668634
>>69668635
-coreshit, djent, whatever, they both suck and are not metal

>>69668569
ignore the memes
Dead - Musical Abortions

>>69668619
Let me disagree with you there for a second. He wasn't even the greatest poet in the portuguese language, and his magnum opus is in prose. Also, there were other classifications, like semi-heteronym, para-heteronym, orthonym, autonym; can't remember any others. Crazy fucker.

>>69668550
Autumn - Europower
Winter - Europower
Spring - Europower
Summer - Galneryus

>>69668668
>le I'm so insecure I can't stand the possibility of bad bands being included in the genre of music I enjoy meme

>>69668569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_y31bRW3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGB1W5nmPhA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDDdAugQZxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwnuc-4pbak

>>69668657
more liek

never - glam

lelelalalalloalalaloloollýl

>>69668687
If a band isn't in the metal archives, they aren't metal
period

>>69668714
>ý

>>69668715
I know you're probably trolling, but unironically I am usually of the same mind, but there are some seriously inexcusable overlooks, both in terms of bands that aren't there and bands that *are*.

>>69668709
I unironically love metallucifer

>>69668715

>The MA admins are experts in labeling genres

>>69668569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCwO5q3f25E

>>69668715
can we stop this meme


>>69668684
>his magnum opus is in prose
i never said otherwise

and yeah, he a ton of sub-classifications, heteronym is just the most common used one

i love the fucker, you can just tell he was legit crazy. I remember Jung reaching the conclusion that Joyce was schizo after he read Ulysses, and hilariously all of those reasons are present just in Pessoa's use of heteronym's

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>>69668736
Only falsies hate Metallucifer

Fuck.
What's that one Japanese band that plays power metal and had a video music where their drummer throws his sticks on the ground and a police officer slips on them, then has a seizure?

>>69668729
Mâtë û wãnnà gó?
>>69668750
>I remember Jung reaching the conclusion that Joyce was schizo after he read Ulysses
He only meant that in jest, though. He had a kind of love-hate relationship towards Ulysses but in the end he was glad the book existed and praised Joyce. Pessoa on the other hand was legit fucked in the head. Love the book, though (you know which one I mean). The copy I own, the only one I've read, is in the original, utterly confusing if you'll excuse my rudeness, lusitanian portuguese.

>Just got heard masturbating and am currently hiding in my room.

metal for this feel?

>>69668806
Korn

>>69668806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSQ2_8HvMaw

>>69668806
>Not always stealth fapping
False af

>>69668806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmyBZlbs6Xs

>>69668806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNEp_jYSG0Y

>>69668806
https://youtu.be/had_xt1uccE

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>>69668806

>Band members start jumping at the same time in live performances
Is there any more surefire way of determining you're listening to coreshit and not real metal?

>>69668806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSL3SQlwZHg

>>69668842
The smell of week-old semen crusts on everyone's clothes

>>69668842
JUMPDAFUCKUP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW0krAXXElQ

>>69668831
>>69668828
>>69668822
>>69668816
>>69668813
>>69668839
>>69668847


Why do so many of you have songs for that feel?

What big 2017 tour are you guys planning on going to next year

>>69668847
I used to unironically used to listen to this, grindcore, porngrind etc. as a kid. Cumbeast, preschool tea party massacre and anal cunt were my favorite.

>>69668857
It's a feel that many feel in life but never repeat. It's worthy of more songs.

>>69668794
Is your favorite The Book of Disquiet?
that's my personal favorite of his collected works, although in my eyes his masterpiece is the Ode Triunfal (Ode To Triunph i guess would be the english translation) under the heteronym Álvaro de Campos

i mean that shit is Tetsuo as fuck, can't beat his wording either

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>>69668858
Only tour that matters, m8

>>69668857
I just thought of the most pathetic, angsty-teen-living-with-mom, sexually frustrated music I could think of and recommended him that.

>it was Korn

>>69668857
Phantom Limb Masturbation was the first song I could come up with that involves jacking it

>>69668878
Yeah, Livro do Desassossego. I'll give the one you mentioned a try, though, definitely.

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Post albums that really make you think

>>69668951
the Deathspell Omega discography really activates my almonds mmm

>>69668870
me too man, good times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ9GtkcXi8M

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>>69668951
that very same one, my fellow illuminated gent *tips fedora*

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>>69668951
>tfw autismal hatred for Tool
how do i beat this, lads

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>>69668951

>>69668998
>believing in god.

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>>69668998
talk shit, get hit

>>69668962
Eww, including everything pre-SMRC?
>>69668998
"Hate" is much strong a word. You're giving too much credit to how much the people making fun of it care for the band.

You can beat it by realising they're right in making fun of it and joining in on the fun.

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http://decibelmagazine.com/blog/2016/11/17/spoiler-here-are-decibels-top-40-albums-of-2016

>Gehennah is in the top ten

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>>69668951
It makes me think about why I'm sober right now

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>>69668951
really contorts my grey matter

>>69667729
Burzum sucks
think about it....

>>69669112
I'll think about it
So I thought about it and turns out you're wrong

>>69669129
It's past your bedtime Varg

>>69668666
the 666 trips in the metal thread. checked.

Burzum is just a poor man's __________

>>69669184
Burzum

>>69669184
Deafheaven

>>69669184
Violet Cold

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>>69669184
Seremedy

yo anyone know anything similar to 0:58 - 1:28 of this?
https://youtu.be/0ZZVlFdk5UU?t=58s

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>>69669215
Any substandard Iron Maiden riff ever

>>69669184
Soilwork

>>69669237
wanna fuck?

>>69669251
yea beeb let's do it

>>69669184
Blood On The Dance Floor

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>>69668666
>putting Protest The Hero and Acid Bath in the same sentence together
why you do that

>>69669269
o fuk

ZONING IN A
HALL OF GLASS
PLASMA FLOWING
FROM A CASK
PIERCING OVERTONES
MAINLINE INTO MY
BACKPACK

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How can other genres even compete?

WHAT ABOUT THOSE RAINY NIGHTS IN LONDON
WHAT ABOUT THE CRIPPLING DESERT HEAT
WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE TIMES YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME

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Sleep playing a show on 4/20 in my city

How lit is this show going to be?

>>69669349
By being good, for starters

>>69669349
>homogeneous covers
who thought this was a good idea

>>69669349
Why are there more than three bands in that chart and why isn't any of those SikTh?

>>69669455
>implying there is variety in black, death, doom and thrash metal album covers

>>69669398
very "lit"

>>69669455
>homogeneous
>wdhmbt

>>69669481
This, teebeeaicheffayemm

/Meal/, my bipolar disorder is acting up and I feel myself spiraling out of control again

metal for this feel?

Djent is not even a proper style, it's just a guitar tone. Post-thrash with one-note riffs played as if it were morse code is just that: post-thrash.

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>>69669542
chill

>>69669542
Gorguts - Obscura
Dodheimsgard - 666 international
Abigor - Fractal Possession
Deathspell Omega Fas – Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum
Pantera - Power Metal

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>>69668806
>mfw mom walks in as I try to suck my own dick

>>69669542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-AiuLoQDxA

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>>69668806
>tfw dogger walks in while you jerking it

>>69669542
Devin Townsend - Ocean Machine and Strapping Young Lad - City, he recorded those two albums after being diagnosed with bipolar disorder

>>69669809
Shit, not after, before being diagnosed

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>if you can read, you're a stupid subhuman degenerate

Varg needs to be stopped.

>>69668193
Take that shit back. Saor is based. Kill you're self.

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>>69669809
>>69669832
>ocean machine was his depressive side
>city was his manic side

>>69669907
Varg is an anti-intellectual fascist, news at 11

>>69669907
does varg not believe in writing thing down?

>>69669907
>Varg is a meme machine
how is this surprising

I'm calling it right now: Varg will get divorced and commit suicide in less than five years

>>69669968
Man, those could have been some pretty impressive digits

>>69669968
>not Varg being murdered by his wife and children who are sick of his shit
>then his wife marries a refugee

>>69669907
>Breaking my browser with your Hubble Telescope image.

Fuck you

>>69669968
screencaped

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>>69669910
>Tfw Funeral, Bastard and The Death of Music

Ocean Machine is just the perfect album

>>69667778
I kept hearing people say that Terminal Redux was one of the best metal albums ever so I listened to it desu it reminded me a lot of Arsis's discography, because it sounds really similar to A Celebration of Guilt but isn't anywhere near as good.

>>69670003
If anything, one day his wife will slip up and not say something racist enough and Varg will kill her and then commit suicide, but not before locking all the doors and setting the house aflame so that his children may die too.

I love the future.

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>>69670005
Kek sorry

>>69669932
Reading and writing is for jews and niggers. Stop being subhuman

>>69670055
>implying his wife isn't already a necrophiliac fucking Euronymoose's corpse.

>>69669562
This album is so good to lay down and imagine slaughtering your enemies

>>69670035
Except is too boring and samey. Could have been a good EP.

>>69669907
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>>69669932
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>>69670093
Why do people still take this Snownigger seriously?

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>>69670093
>reading and writing is for niggers

>>69670035
One of the best 3 song streaks in metal ever
>that RAH live perfoermance

>>69670043
>Termianl Redux sounds like Arsis but isn't as good
What the fuck am I reading?

>>69670140
Are you really so feeble minded that you need explained the fact that there are people in this world with a less than ideal capacity for discernment?

Do you still believe in Santa, too?

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This is good

I can't put my finger on it, but something about Witherscape's music feels kinda appropriate for Christmastime.

What's some more good metal for this time of year?

>>69670176
/mu/ /metal/ fags don't like it because it isn't unintelligible white noise or pseudo-fag leather chaps wearing falsetto metal.

>>69670233
Personally I don't like it because I don't enjoy thrice unoriginal overblown "just fine" albums.

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>>69670218
>not listening to TSO's discography back to back every day of December

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I need to hunt down von Meilenwald and fucking slap his shit for thinking this cover was remotely near a good idea

>>69670294
You need to be slapped for thinking that that band is worth paying attention to past their sophomore album

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>>69670318
>His new stuff is shit I only listened to him before he was mainstream

>>69670294
that's an embarrassingly shitty album cover

>>69670338
Ruins was never mainstream. It was always shit though.

>>69670338
>this level of butthurt
I'm sorry you were twelve when the first album came out. Your le fedora meem makes no sense and your shit's all retarded.

>>69670294
OH FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS HAPPENING OH FUCK I'M SO HARD

>>69670424
Do you get off on disappointment?

>>69670454
I like all of the Ruins stuff more or less, so it'll have to be pretty shitty for me to be disappointed.

>>69670294
toot 'em

>>69670491
>I like all of the Ruins
Oh. Oh, sorry, I had no idea. Yeah you'll probably love it, you precious thing.

>>69670424
Don't get so excited man. It's a two-song EP, one of which is a pink floyd cover

>>69668592
I LIKE A BAD BITCH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRApOOetSco

>>69670591
This general isn't for you. Try the ones with Grimes on it

>>69668612
wtf I hate metal now

Am I allowed to like Sarpanitum

>>69670591
Nothing makes you not want to have sex like having good sex desu
Also
>condoms
top cuck

Most overrated irl meme

>>69670591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvevuw-dFWo

>>69670591
I've news for you: You're probably gay.

No, I'm not trying to be funny and this isn't a troll post.

>>69670616

Good. Leave and never come back

>>69670629
>I like STDs
Makes sense considering you also like Sarpanitum

what does melting sound like
me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCqs0OkB6kc

>>69670671
>The only way I can get fucked is by a woman I'll never know long enough to know if she has STDs or not
Makes sense considering anyone who dislikes Sarpanitum has to be socially retarded

>>69670685
When ever I think of melting I think of From Skin to Liquid desu

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>>69670685

>>69670722
>From Skin to Liquid
Choice. I think of that one more as boiling personally

>>69668879
I-is that Kiske and Hansen?

>>69670591

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP9EDK-NZU8

>>69670671

>having promiscuous sex and not getting to know the girl first and finding out if she has an std before sticking it in
Absolutely degenerate

>>69670862
meant for
>>69670629

>>69670634
Sounds ace to me.

>>69670862
Have some pity, man. Some people simply can't get laid without paying.

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>pic related was deathlike silence's first release
I would wreck shit in jeopardy: kvlt edition

>>69670943
Guys fuck better anyway because they're literally only in it for the cock.
>>69670959
Everyone and their auntie knows that, fuckboi

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>>69670959
>says he "would wreck shit in jeopardy: kvlt edition"
>doesn't even post the original cover
You're nothing but shame in the shape of a manlet.

>>69670978
Ok so maybe it's a $200 category
Lick my balls, faggot

Did metal have a pretty bad 2016?

>>69671039
Metal has been bad since 1983

>>69670591
>tfw superior virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZMu0-nL3Xo

>>69671039

>2016
>bad metal
Don't fall for this meme

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>Calling other people degenerate while posting on a taiwanese tapestry board
Right

>>69671006
The one he posted is more obscure, though. I've seen the image you posted several times, never seen the one he posted.

Q.E.D.

>>69671039
Metal has had a pretty rough decade altogether

>>69671084
So what if it's more obscure? It's not more trve. There could be some Romanian bootleg version with a third cover, of which there are only 50 copies in the entire globe, doesn't make it more kvlt. The cover I posted is in the goddamned DLS catalogue as printed in 1992, you cuck.

>>69671039
That's what Michael Nelson over there at Stereogum said. Is he the same faggot that writes 5000 word essays on why Deafheaven is so great?

>>69668307
into the soil and naraka are better than verblendung tho

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Do you guys think Cucked by Possums would be a good name for a slam band?

>>69668307
I thought that dog was eating the other one until I clicked it for a closer look
>what a relief

>>69671406
that guy missed an opportunity not titling the image "it's a doggy dog world" desu

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>Mfw listening to The Varangian Way
>Mfw realizing there is good viking metal actually
You faggots lied to me

>>69668338
Yeah I think we got these months mixed up November is clearly doom with the trees starting to die and days looking gloomy while December is obviously black metal because of the snow and the cold and the year coming to an end like death

>>69667778
5 but
>No Nails, Cobalt, or Oathbreaker

>>69671340
Definitely. Also those two white knights are absolutely cringe worthy.

>>69668657
Fuck no

>>69671462
>liking meme battle metal
>not thinking Bathory, Falkenback and Sig-Ar-Tyr are good viking metal
How can one person be so bad at listening to music?

>>69671340

Sure, except for the whole slam part

>>69671340
only if the vocalist makes possum noises when the slams drop

>>69668666
Satan is right

>>69668715
This is factual

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>>69671526
Satan is never right, brother

>>69671513
Nothing battle related to the varangian way.
What are you talking about

>>69671497

Why not? Summer is for going out, having a good time, talking to girls in bathing suits and then partying all night. Which is exactly what glam is all about.

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>>69671519

>>69671565
Holy shit. I knew the guy that played drums on that album. Haven't seen or heard of it in like 20 years.

>>69669280
You deserve death

>>69667778
There are some good songs on those albums but none are close to my AOTY

>>69671575
>Turisas
>Nothing battle related
Oh my shit you're hopeless

>>69671652
FUCK SLAM
U
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K

S
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A
M

>>69669184
Bathory.

>>69671764
unironically THIS

>>69671685
He's probably busy donning the habit and fiddling children

>>69671780
>>69671764
You're thinking of Darkthrone

>>69671652

Subgenre of Peace

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>>69671759

>>69671743
Again. There is noting battle related related about the varangian way.
Will you continue to dodge the argument or do you have anything meaningful to say?

>>69671879
Turisas, with their pompous and exaggerated warring lyrics and aesthetics, have, themselves, dubbed their music "battle metal". Their official website is called "the battleground". Their lyrics are about battles and their promo photos have them looking like caricatures of what they suppose "warriors" looked like.

Now can you please stop progressively making a bigger and bigger arse of yourself? There are others who need and deserve their own dose of arseness and all you're doing is hoarding all the world's assness. Don't be such a selfish prick and share it with your brothers or you won't get dessert.

>>69667778
I only heard Terminal Redux, Chthe'ilist, and Synarchy of Molten Bones. Chthe'ilist debut is one of my absolute alltime favs. That album is so fucking good. New Vektor I only heard through a few times, but I liked it. Synarchy of Molten Bones was also insane, but both still evaporate in the presence of the churning mass of blasphemous monstrosity that is Le Dernier Crépuscule. I hope they'll make another one, but I don't care if they spend 20 years perfecting it, if thats what it takes to make an album as good.

>>69671879
>The music and lyrics of Mathias "Warlord" Nygård has nothing to do with battles
warning autismo levels on the verge of spilling into the population

>>69668998
listen to coil

>>69672025
What's so special about Le dernier crépuscule? Not trolling, it just strikes me as p-cool contempodeath and not much more

>>69672054
>I have never listened to the Varangian Way
Good to know. Carry on then

>>69671600
That is the antithesis of the metal mentality summer should be death metal because warm moist days increase the rate of decay

>>69668550
This is what we should do

>>69672143

>you're only trve kvlt if you stay inside your mom's basement listening to obscure demo tapes
Have fun jacking it, loser

>>69672143
Summer is for trad

>not wanting to sweat in your leathers while riding a motorcycle through the desert with some big titted broad riding bitch

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Impressive

>>69672112
not an argument
>>69672143
also because the thick production, low register vocals and outright brutality are all very much in line with the summer's pounding heat and sluggish heat. Besides
>sunlight studios
lelelele C W I THAR

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I have not followed 2016 metal very much. I'm a fan of Leviathan, Darkspace, Cloak of Altering, etc. Any breakout bands that are worth a shot?

>>69672249
Wow, totally uncalled for, mate. What got into you? There's not even a hint of superiority complex in his post. Cool down, mate. Have a wank and calm down for a bit.

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>>69668573
Yee boi

>>69672300
breakout as in, debut released this year?

>>69672300
I was really into Ustalost


http://ustalost.bandcamp.com/album/the-spoor-of-vipers

>>69672249
>have fun making it
>loser
If I'm joking it it'll be fun trust me as for loser if I'm happy I wouldn't consider myself a loser especially since I have a hot girlfriend who listens to the same black, death, and doom metal I listen to no matter how obscure we always like the same stuff.

>>69671465
That's always been my opinion. I didn't get ANY snow for the whole month of November, shit was really unkvlt. I was pissed actually.

>>69672406
I meant jacking it

>>69672434
It hasn't been snowing much in November the past couple years but December has had plenty of blizzards

>>69672463
fuck ya'll niggas im doing NBBMD by myself

shit broke my nigga

>>69672505
May God be with you in your endeavours my brother, and may love and light guide your way and your actions.

>>69671838
I think that beating blackies to death with hammers is wrong, and I'd never do it myself, but if the circle pit conditions were met, and I saw a blackie getting murdered with a hammer, I probably wouldn't do anything desu

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How long until this thread dies so we can make a Turisas Is The Poor Man's Falkenback edition?

>>69667778
>tfw I heard and liked 11 of these

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>>69672736
More like Turisas is the Poor Man's Sig-Ar-Tyr Edition

>>69672669

Well, I don't see why a blackie would be in a pit with slammies, or even the same concert, but it's probably best to not intervene in those situations anyway

>>69672736
>Falkenbach
Sorry, it was bothering me but we're almost there

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>>69672764
>>69672736
All three of those are the poor man's late '80s early '90s Bathory

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>European """lyrics"""

>Terror takes me now she rides me like a mare
>I slide in ever deeper sweat-drenched in despair
>I pray she won't play the painful passage on my flute
>She sucked me dry and left me nameless in the nude

>>69672406
>I have a girlfriend you wouldn't know her she lives in Canada and we have the sex all of tiems

>>69672828
>cherry """""picking"""""
>confirmation """""bias"""""
>you're """""a weakass troll"""""

What't the best Isis album

>>69672857
Yeah because all of their WE WUZ FAROESE AN SHEIT lyrics are so much better

>>69672878

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOxQ6n9fygY

>>69672891
>le man o' straw
>begging le question
>non sequiturrrrrr
Keep it up

>>69672878
That one where they ripoff Neurosis and Godflesh

>>69672917
>le misunderstanding when to apply informal fallacies meme

>>69672896
link to full album?

Want to get an internship with Metal Sucks--I don't really agree with them on much but I want an outlet so I can write about the music. Anyone here ever do it?

>>69672938
I think Isis is better than Neurosis and Godflesh sucks, all industrial metal sucks

>>69672847
Going to leave this here for your entertainment

>>69672955
Not a surprising statement coming from someone who thinks Isis is good
>>69672949
Sure think matey catch you on the next thread

>>69672951

I don't know if they have a full album but there are compilations on YT. I can try looking for an album, though.

new
>>69673530
>>69673530
>>69673530

Can someone recommend me some good bm

>>69672878
Panopticon

doing a crazy 2016 roundup this week, focusing on metal stuff i missed now, which is a lot, because i didn't follow the genre actively this year. Here's what i've sampled so far/got on my plate:

40 Watt Sun - Wider than the Sky (heard the opening track, thought it was kinda corny)
Frontierer - Orange Mathematics (was impressed from the half i heard)
Khemmis - Hunted
Cobalt - Slow Forever
Abbath - Abbath (enjoyed what I heard a solid amount)
Harakiri for the Sky - III: Trauma
Virus - Memento Collider (sounds like post-punk and metal combined, kinda put off by the singer who reminded me of Protomartyr lol)
Jute Gyte - Perdurance
Cult of Luna - Mariner (listening now, vocal interplay is pretty cool, though also a little corny)
Metallica - Hardwired....
Oathbreaker - Rheia


If you can't tell, its vocals in metal that put me off more than anything else. Black metal is my favorite. Got any comments on those, or other recommendations for me? Thanks!

>>69672896
this shit gay af my nigga who tf wanna join up wit deez fags frfr