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Remember lads,

no pard

America is a shit country. They can't even into dance music.

great banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWQuHSK37UM

>>69662942
They just don't have an electronic music scene.

Friendly reminder not to reply to bait

>>69662961
just a bit of cheeky banter pard

friendly reminder to add the word "pard" to your filters, as well as pardposter's new shitty trip.
(we created techno house and garage)

>>69662974
you modified italo disco^

fixed

>>69662944
I know what you are up to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2PRe-60jwo

>>69662974
already done this and i'm from south london

he really is insufferable

rootin tootin rhythm was funny but i think he realised that and then took it way too far to the point where it became spastic as all fuck

>>69662994
"muh giorgio moroder"

so i guess you guys just modified ragga dancehall and already-existing American garage and RnB, huh? but nah, it's cool. keep lying to yourself.

>>69663019
name a single club in the US.

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please don't do this again boys

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>>69662924
>>69662969
>>69662994
>>69663031

>>69663031
The Warehouse

>americans and europeans trying to claim post-african rhythms as their own

>>69662900
I can understand that, but in a big dancing crowd there is no "belonging", if you are there and dance to the music you are part of the crowd.

where should I spend NYE in Berlin?

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>>69663045
>>69663045
>>69663045

>>69663051
this is why people don't take you guys seriously

>>69663031
refute you stupid cunt, refute. or can't you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS80okdylQk

can any man id the tune 19 mins into this

boiler room x therememe budapest who up

hhhhnnnnggghhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTdJs8Wg9RA

>>69662799

what does this feel like

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>>69662942
>they can't into dance music
>made house and techno

I get what you mean, at least in modern clubbing terms, but I don't really get why people say Americans don't understand dance when they basically made it

t. brit

>>69664295
please don't reply

stormin feels like an amateur compared to bounty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rt2X-z1508

Guys stop with the pard posting please ffs check out this video and you'll never want to do it again
https://youtu.be/jIwwLP7s6V0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZiGqwJO-R0

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP

based

>>69664029
My 3cd just came in.

Such a top winter driving album

#stopbullying

Ffs 4chan would be better if hash tags worked innit lads?

>>69664788
>be a Trump,supporter
>be the most prolific dubstep uploader on Youtube

Help me figure this out

>>69664851
"no"

>>69664866
trump supporters have good taste in everything

>>69664875
Why not? Like if you could do a search of all boards or just single ones. I think it would be handy

>>69664866
go back to queensland u fucking queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pta6_YDjJb4

diswan a biggn

Oi any comrade in?

>>69665065
Cute.

>>69665065
i recommend drug abuse

more bASS !!!

BOMB

any x files man in

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Oh ffs where is the acieeed

>>69665272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjvD-gQDfpI

any frasier man in

>>69665332
nah

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>>69660821
>>69665061
yee it's so cool. i'm about 1/3 in, juliana just banged the wop who turned out to be a bit weird and they heard bormann died on the radio

i really like tagomi lls he's a proper eccentric

>>69663186
my g! love this one, i still haven't heard yamaneko's album yet, is it good, apparently he draws bare on video game music so it sounds like one of his sets a bit

>>69665065
true t b h

>>69665332
frasier is fucking shit
terrible show

>>69664987
silkie is a don, i really like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2ozkwrBdMY

what's the polite thing to do when ur mate sends u a tune they made that they're gassed about and think is sick but it's actually really shit

https://soundcloud.com/drjeep/sir-spyro-topper-top-dj-bark-lee
Opinions?

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>Café Del Mar

>>69662955
>electronic music scene

the fuck is that?

i actually really rate afghan dan

>>69665310
>dat snare
Unsuscribed bc of trump profile pic though

wizchan

the wire is for pseuds

>>69665506
In an Interview published in Vertex in 1974, Dick says he used the I Ching as a plotting device for High Castle. Indicating he personally had been using the I Ching since 1961, "to show me a way of conduct in a puzzling or unclear situations." He concludes:" If you use the I Ching long enough and continually enough, it will begin to change and shape you as a person."

Keep this in mind family when you reach the end of the book you're in for a hell of a surprise omg I'm excited for you

>>69662898
FUCK THE WIRE

>>69665869
ring ring

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>big up peshay, photek and dillinja, the real OLD SCHOOL JUNGLE intelligent cuttage and dreamy pads !!

>>69665332
I like it
>>69665691
Be honest but gentle

anyone got some good non-japanese speedcore

Wire a shit

>>69665761
don't talk shit about Cafe del Mar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XJILzhy8iE

>>69665960
ffs ur gassing me brotherman. there's been a foreboding vibe getting steadily larger throughout

you might like this btw, not bleeps though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsC8jjR6EnU

>>69666111
howd you get that

>>69663077

blast fireworks in kreuzberg or neukoln, go into a club, leave then queue up for berghain in the morning of NYD.

that's what I did last year

>>69666663
go away cirno you are small and annoying, fairies are shit

>>69665871
lol u goofball trump is don so is orangeluva

>>69665581
nice 1 never heard this before

mini breast fillet... rah

>>69666782
it's great innit

brazilia

>>69665698
about as bait as everything else with the vocal on it and it doesn't offer anything new.
basically there is no reason why it should exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF7_iUcI6TQ

if ygg don't blow next year i'm gonna lose it

>>69667254
they will defo, they're too sick

it's that lyrical lyricaaal... strally

come with L
smoke big Ls

does anyone actually use FL studio aside from shit EDM producers? at least i know how to use it, Ableton is a myth to me

Lls just saw a girl who used to fancy me was bare awkward

>>69667497
Pearson Sound did for a long time

>>69667858
Lol.

But yeah >>69667794 so did/does J. Tijn.

>>69667794
Korridor

>>69667254
why would u want them to blow

>>69666319
Hehe gotta make sure u finish it phams
>>69667794
Dark0, suicideyear lol

lads, I lost the link someone posted here once, it was a mega link where I found lots of jungle releases

anyone here still have it ?

>>69668189
nope

>>69668189
No

https://soundcloud.com/decemberbeaches/downpour

>>69668189
nah lls

Anybody heard the new Prince of Denmark album? It's p good

>>69667804
were you spun on robotussin

that must've been sad for her. poor bird.

>>69662898
Is The Wire the worst music publication out there?

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what do you lads thinks of joe muggycunt's selections

>>69667804
was gonna say i don't know this feel but i actually do i just blocked it from my memory lool my life is peak

any square jaw high cheekbone good salary high confidence man in?

What's L**ren M*rtin doing for NYE?

If her black bf ain't there I'd love to kiss her at midnight desu

>>69666688
True elves are where it's at

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>>69668355
What do you think think of their writer's picks for AOTY?

>>69668508
Peak

>>69668644
What was it

>>69668641
i want to fuck aurora

>>69668641
who care

>>69668641
>Aurora Mitchell (Solange A Seat at the Table)
How the fuck does this bitch work for The Wire?

>>69668757
sucked off the EIC

fat girls do it best

>>69668641
>aurora picking a woman

yawn

all these SJWs claim to be so progressive but just pick women at every chance they get

defeats the entire point of gender "equality"

they're blinded by liberal bullshit

Would pork rors desu

does au*ora have a black bf too?
fucking hell..

>>69668887
Not only that, but fucking Beyonce's sister and an album that's mainstream pop. Does she realize she works for The Wire and not fucking Rolling Stone or Pitchfork, right? Nobody reads it to hear about Top 40 RnB shit.

>>69668933
Fucking hell really?

Is there anyone left..

>latest staff meeting at The Wire offices
Au*ora: "I think it's highly problematic that we don't cover the music and personal life of current PoC femmes who are dominating music such as Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, and Rihanna. To only cover "white" music such as jazz, classical, avant-garde, dance music is inherent patriarchal racism and I demand you cease it at once. If I don't see Nicki Minaj on the cover of next month's issue with an accompanying 20 page article declaring her the greatest musical mind of the past 50 years, I, tumblr, and Buzzfeed will incite such a shitstorm against this magazine and it's unbearable patriarchy whiteness, that you will be blacklisted from the industry. Is that understood?"

>>69668757
>>69668949
she's a freelance contributor in all likelihood. she does the same for factmag.

the majority of that list is prob freelancers - they've probably contributed to the usual spots. music mags/blogs do not keep a large contingent of full-time staff.

>>69668726
I would too desu make her clap lls
>>69668644
Ye it was desu. Whole time I was trying to chat to this fit bird too baka fail

>>69669098
Smh we need a final solution with these brits

>>69669109
But why would Wire involve themselves with unabashed poptimists? I honestly don't get it.

>>69669098
this absolute ledge post has to be made by the northern memester

beg man to link aurora to this thread and these posts lol

we need cornettogate part 2

>>69669202
Because they're strapped for cash. Avant-garde music journalism isn't exactly a hot item right now.

I bet aurora would suck the skin off a dick lls

Hmm.. Post pics of her already lads

>>69669202
>There's no written constitution and no hardened music policy for inclusion or exclusion. The Wire seeks out the best current musics in, and between, all genres; and is committed to investigating music's past as well as its present and future.

it's down to editorial staff. talk to derek about it or smth.

>>69669257
do it. i dare you.

Lads fr I would tag team aurora with the /bleep/ mandem

>>69669202
maybe they like them as people or somethin

crazy

>>69669372
Lad people who suscribe to wire don't do it to read your friends editorial though lls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZvWPV6mMoc

1st for trump

>>69669372
Lad...who the fuck are you lls

>>69669412
True. All these people saying shit like trump doesn't have anything in common with his rural, working class supporters are dead wrong they have one big thing in common: a latent desire to fuck their daughters lls

and a quality ear for good music

>>69669412
Lbr trump probably has hella robi in his cabinet lls

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s/t and his acronyms

Lmfao I'll be here all week!
*I say as my overseer lashes me again after being thrown into a chain gang by trump for dubious Internet searches*
*turn around*
>hey Sam, got any skit ideas?

>>69669386
sorry you're precious music rag is too pretentious, male dominated, and white to appreciation geniunely great and innovative music

moron

>>69669591
What. Does aurora have good tastes in bleeps fr? Tbqh she seems like she'd be cool irl. Just don't talk politics with her lls

@69669591
not even a worth a (you) smfh

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>>69669591
calm down, lassie.

>>69669653
here's sum of her contribs to the wire.

>>69669386
ok then don't read, not hard
>>69669591
buzz off

>>69669653
I have no idea who that is, but you're crazy if you think some old white people making "avant-garde" classical/jazz/drone/folk bullshit is better than Beyonce or Solange or Frank or Chance. It's 2016. Music evolves.

The Wire is not for "bleeps". The Wire is for good music. And yes that means SOLANGE AND RIHANNA.

>>69669691
>ok then don't read, not hard

t. pard who's never read one of their issues in his life

>>69669684
Ugh

>>69669684
first one is generic trappy post-internet memetronica

couldn't vother checking out the rest because of this

>>69669696
I can't even tell if you're trolling anymore lol but this sentence is baffling

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>>69669784
writers don't pick the records they write about, bruv.

>music evolves
What did he mean by this?

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>>69669833
uh....music finds.....uh...a way

>>69669825
This has GOT to be the easiest job in the world. Just spew out pozzed descriptions ffs just WHY

oh geez

why's everyone on this board get so titled by music publications putting black and female artists on their year end lists? People are always going off on tumblr users for getting triggered over stupid shit, but really they get triggered just as easily over just as stupid shit

what gives

>>69669770
tru
>>69669696
this is dumb
>>69669876
It probably is. Music writers are p full of shit

Music to BTFO Sartre to?

>>69669921
Fsmily. People pay money to read wire. People have expectations as to what they will publish.

>>69669876
here's how you read wire reviews:
1. reviewed at all - probably passes a minimum threshold of quality/interest
2. review is just descriptors - barely passes afore mentioned bar
3. positivity in passing - it's probably good
4. hints of praise - probably on their aoty list

that's about as excited as they ever get over there. tbf it's just a list of shit to listen to and i think they know that. may as well just reduce it further to
>artist - album
>genre, tags
>similar
and call it a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b77L0rqZ4hs

post a better house track than this

>>69669921
>why's everyone on this board get so titled by music publications putting black and female artists on their year end lists?
We aren't. We triggered by putting mainstream pop artists on the year end list of a magazine specifically devoted to avant-garde and underground music. Given that you've never even read one of their issues and seem to have no idea what you're talking about, you should probably shut the fuck up already.

>>69669998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxiV5cAIarI

>>69670006
lmao, lad, you sound like those people from their letters section who were up in arms about them covering OPN

>>69670046
OPN is one thing, writing about some run of the mill 20 million in the bank, five number one singles pop singer celebrity is another.

>>69670006
>We aren't. We triggered by putting mainstream pop artists on the year end list of a magazine specifically devoted to avant-garde and underground music
sounds to me like you're just a closet misogynist/racist? Is "avant-garde and underground" codeword for white?

>Given that you've never even read one of their issues and seem to have no idea what you're talking about, you should probably shut the fuck up already.
oh boo hoo, I haven't been inducted into your secret club so I'm not aloud to have an opinion.

fuck off

>>69669981
Fair
>>69670006
yer definitely tilted

I've never payed for the mag, but I'm not ignorant
>>69670100
you fuck off

>>69670006
bin yourself

Lads you got anything ravey but sorta wavey and kinda lush but at the same time heroic

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>>69670589
I got you senpai

>>69670589
not sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpBZgwIAXrc

>>69670589
https://youtu.be/B60R2R7EEkE

>>69670657
Jokes
>>69670666
Not quite desu but p gud
>>69670716
Oof

>>69662898
Wire is literally poseur-core

esseeeentiaaaal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJKUpW5WiXQ

https://youtu.be/nf5JF-u8x-4

>just because it's popular it's bad
Kill Your Selfs

There's nothing wrong with music critics in Wire praising mainstream/popular music. You're only mad because they're PoC's and/or femme.