Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 49
Nights since last BNM: 11
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Welcome to list week 2016
-Rest in peace Greg Lake
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
-Our thoughts go out to those that died or are still missing from the Oakland Fire
-/p4k/ then, /p4k/ now, /p4k/ forever.
Predict things that will happen involving pitchfork in 2017
>>69652844
Hy!£UN35 10.0 BNM
>>69652844
even less reviews a week
BNM becomes advertorial campaign
someone stages 9/11 2 at the Freedom Tower, ending p4k
>>69652844
They will have more KPOP reviews
>>69652873
BNM is already an advertorial campaign
Did anyone read the Richardson AMA?
What's everybody listening to?
>>69654310
New Hodgy, new Ab-Soul
>>69654310
don't you fucking do it
>>69652870
we can only hope
>>69654310
>actually creating a thread about not being able to wait for the next batch of shitfork "reviews"
>spending time with my friends in /p4k/ every night
>>69654310
Penguin cafe orchestra
It's like, everything.
>>69653448
Looked through it. Pretty boring. Pic related is about as close as they got to addressing criticism.
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
J. Cole 6.7 by Paul A. Thompson
Pink Floyd 8.8 BNR by Jesse Jarnow
Flume 6.6 by Nathan Reese
Gaye Su Akyol 7.4 by Andy Beta
>>69654310
the uncluded - hokey fright