Why do so many people hate this again?

Most people like and you know it. Fuck off

>>69587879
>most /mu/tants and hipsters like it
FTFY

I hate it because,
1.Beefheart was an asshole to The Magic Band
2.It's a complete "fuck you" to every talented musician and The Magic Band themselves
3.Money was actually put into the making of this album
4.It's just shit. It doesn't sound good.
Not after 2 listens
Not after 5 listens
Not after 10 listens

People only pretend to like it. Critics praise it because it's """unique""" despite the fact that a toddler could've thought of it if given a guitar. But Beefheart had his head so far up his ass that he decided to go through with it anyway. And Frank Zappa decided to produce it because, well, That's what friends are for amirite?

I hate this album with a burning fucking passion and if I ever meet anybody who likes it i'll be the last person they see before they arrive at the hospital.

>>69587791
Jazz is already Random Garbage: The Genre.

>>69587901
you're a fucking idiot if you don't think this record is praised by pretty much every music publication

>>69587912
your first 3 reasons are retarded
do you hate every album that was made by assholes?

>>69587912
>a toddler could've thought of it if given a guitar
I guarantee you that you wouldn't be able to come up with anything remotely like Trout Mask Replica today, no matter how much you tried

>>69587791
Some people just don't like it, but most people for whatever reason have a stroke when they hear the second guitar/whatever countermelody

>>69587912
>I don't like it so other people must be pretending they like it

>>69587932
No.

>>69587948
0/10 b8 try harder next time.

>>69587981
not bait, it's 100% true and you know it

>>69587948
I took an hour long hangover shit this morning. I bet if I recorded the sounds of my struggle along with a metronome, it would be very similar.