name a shittier instrument protip: you can't

I have a friend who makes bank making those.

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This is the true badge of the nu-male. Possessing one of these necessarily implies being a massive insincere pussy whose time is spent on anxious preening and the agoraphobic suppression of any symptoms of legitimate humanity.

Full blooded Polynesians get a pass though

ur actualyl right

String instruments

Good thing drum n bass is here to keep their faggotry in check

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>>69568378

>>69568807
yah that's pretty shitty, but hell if it's not fun to to play

Cajón.

>>69568378
I so badly want to jam that thing up my fucking anal cavity, for God's sake

>>69569458
seriously this

the recorder

>>69569458
It's bad when it's used by people who don't know what they're doing and call it a "cajun"

I knew a guy from brazil who's been drumming all his life and he was great at it

Of course he was much better on a djembe or something

>>69569487
So wrong

>>69568711
alright there fat fingers

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>69568378
>tfw it's the first thing that shows up when googling "metal percussion"

That's a grill

>>69569487
even if you play it good, it still sound shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c9jEvXMm0c

>>69571698
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPpVcUtHThQ

>>69568807
Holy shit, just looked this up. It's amazing.

tin whistle

The otamatone will always be the shittiest instrument in existance.
https://youtu.be/PxLB70G-tRY

>>69573135
" i want to make an instrument when played correctly sounds like dieing cats. "

how the accordion and this was made