>Chainsmokers "Closer" starts playing

It's one of those songs I absolutely just can't understand the appeal, which I usually can for most pop songs. It's absolute trash and unoriginal but also just not catchy as a result.

roses is good

>The Chainsmokers tarnished the name of Joy Division's best album

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>>69566061

>>69566088
Cringe dude

>I like techno
Oh cool do you like Actress and OPN?
>Who? I like the Chainsmokers!

hey

>>69566088
and NIN's best song

i enjoy a lot of retarded pop music but i still am not able to find the appeal at all here

it's just so awful

>>69566157
yeah a lot of people have no fucken idea what techno is

>>69566101
>>69566157
really tho, zedd is much worse than the chainsmokers. the chainsmokers actually put on good sets back in 2012. someone took note of that (a wealthier person than me), and here they are.

>>69565994
>Black Beatles
>One Night
>Closer
Anons help me make a list of shitty songs that somehow became chart toppers

>>69566299
GUTDOL

>>69566299
H E A T H E N S

Good god I feel like the local Habit where I live only plays two songs: Closer and Heathens

it's like street romance modern day romeo+juliet garbage.. i think thats the appeal, people really like love songs and it's different in that regard

Just listened, it's rather catchy. I feel like it would get old after like 3.5 listens, though.

>>69566299
just look at any kidz bop from here to the year 2000

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The cutting synthline during the chorus IS the track. Without it, this track would be another nothing, washed away with the stream.

it's just pure, pure garbage with no merit whatsoever, yet it gets so popular

>>69566485
Wow, just like most top 20 pop music? Who woulda thunk it?

>>69566470
your point being? the synthline is catchy, song is popular, in a week it'll be forgotten.

stop complaining, this thread is so cringey.

>>69565994
My roommate has this song playing all the fucking time.

>>69566575
Wow, seems like suicide is the only answer.

Just kidding, you should either get over it or just tell them you hate the song. Not that hard.

>>69566575
Take a screwdriver and stick it through his speaker.

>>69566157
>OPN
>TECHNO
!!!

>>69566545
The point being that they are supposed to be very good at making poppy catchy tracks but the whole track sucks except for that part! What other chainsmokers track do you know?

>>69566280
Saw Zedd at a festival (he was on the stage before Outkast) and it was definitely the worst show I had ever seen

>>69566648
none, i don't really listen to that type of music. just seems like such a dumb thing to complain about.

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>24k Magic starts playing

>>69566781
My man Bruno back at it again
That track is fire

>>69566781
Bruno is actually good pop music.

>>69566061
Roses is actually the single worst song of all time

Normies think the story line is deep and they can play it at parties/hangouts because it isn't experimental in any way. It's the same reason people like Twenty One Pilots

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>>69566061
>Chainsmokers - Roses ft. Rozes
>Roses ft. Rozes

INDUSTRY PLANT

>>69566610
Anon, I...

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>Starboy starts playing

>>69566685
Yeah fuck that guy. He tweeted about Aphex Twin and IDM being irrelevant and that no one cares about them anymore.

>>69565994
>Anything mainstream starts playing

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>>69567197
>A lonely night starts playing

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>>69566781
PUT YO PINKIE RINGS UP TO THE MOOOON

>heathens starts playing

>>69567084
>normies think the story line is deep

this

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>Only Shallow starts playing

>>69566338
Heathens is actually objectively good though

>>69567706
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
[silence]
[slowly increasing drumming]
WOW
Pop pop, it's show time (show time)
Show time (show time)
Guess who's back again?
All my friends are heathens, take it slow

>>69568034
>Heathens is actually objectively good though
no it isn't

>>69568128
yes it is

>>69568187
It's generic as all hell dude

>>69568034
>>69568187
>retard shoving the mic in his mouth and pretending he can do a falsetto while rapping tumblrcore lyrics over generic electronic is objectively good tho

Also, those lyrics are some MONSTER CRINGE

>>69568187
Twenty One Pilots in general is awful. It's the kind of music that makes me physically unsettled.

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>Side to Side by Ariana Grande starts playing

>>69565994
>>69566061
>>69566299
>>69566338

>tfw I have heard OF these songs but never actually heard them

>>69566685
I saw Zedd at Bonnaroo a few years ago and actually had a really fun time. His electro house stuff is pretty good and his big hits were a lot of fun to sing along with. Nothing I'd listen to on my own though, and fuck him for talking shit about Aphex Twin.

>>69568319
I really don't mind that song despite how generic and repetitive it is, but god Nicki Minaj's verse serves NO purpose whatsoever.

>>69568217
>>69568245
>>69568254
It's actually still great though.

>>69568217
it's genre bending

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>>69568254

>>69568394
it bends the genre over the table and rapes it

>>69568415
>based on 5 reviews
This shouldn't even be allowed

>>69568417
what genre though?

it doesn't have one.

and it's pretty great.

>>69568444
Well it is, so deal with it.

>>69568368
DICK
BICYCLE

>>69568448
>it doesn't have one.
It's fucking obvious it is pop rap.

And even for those standards, it's pretty shit.

>>69568461
no

>based on 5 reviews
disregarded

so baby put me closer at the bakcseat of your rover

>>69568519
Yeah, it counts.

This is fact and you cannot deny this.

Sorry.

>>69568516
It's actually really good.

>>69568592
You can not even enjoy this song as a cute little 21 pilots song that is trendy nowadays like Stressed Out. You can barely understand what he is saying during the verses because of that retarded mixing and the way it is delivered is so weak and tired. Also, that fucking retarded high pitched voice on that back is so annoying. And WHAT THE FUCK is up with the frog?

Stressed Out is likeable.
This one is unbearable.

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>>69568592
>Yeah, it counts.
>This is fact and you cannot deny this.
>Sorry.
Except it doesn't. It's only 5 reviews, and let's not forget who those fucking reviewers are, faggot.

>based on 5 reviews
disregarded

>reviews by Alternative Press, Kerrang!, Sputnikmusic, Austin Chronicle, and Billboard
D R O P P E D

>>69568653
lol, even Billboard, who give very positive reviews to shitty records, was like "nope, this ain't that good."

>>69568632
Are you illiterate? I got the lyrics on first listen.

>>69568653
>>69568678
It does. Please stop crying and pissing yourself over this.

It was a well received album by both critics and fans. You will never change this.

>>69568786
>Are you illiterate? I got the lyrics on first listen.
No, I just don't have the hearing of a dog nor the investment of a tumblerina.

>>69568786
>denial

>>69568786
>It was a well received album by money being passed under the table and pleb teenagers

What are the odds

>>69568786
blurryface does not care what you think

>>69568786
>It was a well received album by both critics and fans who love 21 Pilots
Ftfy. Check its score on RYM.

>>69568822
>buzzword buzzword buzzword

opinion trashed.

>>69568824
Lying isn't healthy.

>>69568844
>It's a conspiracy DUDE, not just people simply enjoying good music that relates it them. ITS ALL A LIE, WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

lol.

>>69568882
He does.

>>69568892
>RYM

fucking kek.

i'd rather listen to roses a billion times before listening to closer once

>>69568786
*breathes heavily*

>>69567084
I hate the smug pseudo-intellectuals fucks who think they have a better taste in music than everyone around them just cause they listen to fucking 21 pilots.

Was this officially the worst year in pop music?

>>69568357
>tfw

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>>69569018
nah, there was some real gems

>>69569018
>2004

>>69569115
*vomits*

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>>69568906
>dog
>buzzword

>keks on RYM
>checks metacritic

>obvious industry plant being pushed down our throats
>"conspiracy"

this level of dickriding

>>69569216
shit was lit, desu

don't be so closeminded, and stop looking in the mirror after lunch

>>69569361
>looking in the mirror after lunch

We used to be good at this, but now we have only 3rd grade bullshit

>>69569324
>DUDE ITS A CONSPIRACY I S-SWEAR

These dudes worked their way up from grassroots and self-released 2 albums and toured out of a van for years.

They are anything but industry plants.

>>69569393
>We used to be good at this

no we weren't.

>>69569434
>They are anything but industry plants.
doesn't make them any good tho

>>69566299
lil yachty is great tho

>>69566485
are you literally 13 years old?

>always play music from my phone when driving
>have absolutely no friends so i'm never exposed to this shit
>so out of touch with my generation because i don't use any social media

I can't decide if this is a good or bad thing.

>>69570391
ive been on both sides

it's mostly a good thing

aside from the loneliness

never heard of them

>>69570441
>Never heard of the Chainsmokers
Consider yourself lucky

>>69570391
This is how I used to be, totally unaware and felt like I'd been left behind. So when I finished highschool I set out to understand mainstream culture. I'm understand it now. I didn't miss much.

>>69565994
I actually like a part of that song. The kind of glitchy part of the melody after the chorus that sounds kind of like old video game music. The rest of the song is pretty bad though.

>>69565994
both closer and roses are objectively good and well-produced catchy songs

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>>69566101
>>69565994

The song describes literally half the people I know who dropped out of college and work at Olive Garden waiting tables

>>69570893
Closer lyrics sound like they were written by a dumb 12 year old girl.

>>69571079
Maybe they were

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When Bloodstream from this bum comes on my iPod on shuffle I always get excited, such a good song

>>69566061
So is Don't Let Me Down.

Selfie is alright

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>>69571136
>playing loud music on stereos inside my dark room by myself
>Swans - Cop starts playing

>>69570337
yeah but one night is terrible

i wish wanna be us had topped the charts instead

>>69571179
>listening to STFTB in the dark
>All Lined Up comes on
>spooked

>>69571079
i never care about lyrics

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>>69571236
>listening to The Seer in the dark
>title track comes in
>mantra starts
>ISEEITALLISEEITALLISEEITALLISEEITALLISEEITALLISEEITALLISEEITALL

>>69565994
>Same gimmick and melody as No Interruption by Hoodie Allen
>4 years after

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>>69565994
Words can't describe how much I fucking hate that song.

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The way 21 Pilots' Blurryface single handedly revived indie music makes my pussy throb

I would do anything to lick the sweat off Josh's armpit after as how.

>>69565994
>tfw they put that shitty song in Rock Band
For what purpose

Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you

not even the worst radio song

>Treat you better
>TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES *WET FART GUITAR SOUNDS*

I was extremely afraid they'd made more of a fool out of themselves by covering NIN.

I don't understand you all. You hate generic pop trash yet you like 24k. I listen to pop just as a time sink. Non of it is good. All of it is just manufactured shit and they all sound the same. Yet you like some pop music and not others? I look at the music you like and it's all emo shit.

Literally kill yourselves you all sound like hipster trash

>>69574104
>I don't understand that there's multiple people on this website and each of them has a different taste in music

I remember early(Pre Selfie) Chainsmokers beeing actualy solid. Still EDM but more creative than whatever the new shit is

https://soundcloud.com/thechainsmokers/astr-operate-the
https://soundcloud.com/thechainsmokers/say-lou-lou-julian-the-5
https://soundcloud.com/thechainsmokers/around-us-the-chainsmokers

>>69574133
>being this autistic

underage b8. You obviously can't handle my intellectual fortitude.