Spit a verse, anon

LMAO bump

whats this guy's instagram?

Sitting on the toilet
This phone is a wishing well
My ass is so lit
Cuz I just had taco bell
Childish gambini in my ears
Worrying about my fears
Like my school and future career
But all I really want
Is a bitch with a big rear

>>69551344
damn are u me?

>>69551246
ilikebumshaha

>"nu-male" posterboy wears a hat with the iron cross on it
what a time to be alive

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Swear to God.
This fucking fag..

kamikaze break up
bigger building shake up
best believe im comin down to make a fella wake up
from the dreamy fantasy
to this harsh reality
gonna give a hard knock on the noggin you will be
dead before you know it
never gonna show shit
take you brain out with a plane and make sure you're all done bitch

>>69551121
Can we stop posting ths guy already

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>iron cross hat
>rey mysterio shirt

When will this mad man stop?

THE STENCH, THE STENCH, OF SUMMER SEX
AND CK ETERNITY, OH HELL YES
DIVIDE ME DOWN TO THE SMALLEST I CAN BE
PUT YOUR, PUT YOUR V-V-V-VENOM IN ME

>>69551121
Hay yo hay yo
Big neckbeard, drinking ginger ale
Is da boi Jimmy numale
I kno hes a cuck so i bring a bull to fuck his gurl by the skull
Yo i dont kno if dat beard is leggit
I only think it belongs to reddit
Here in the chan u can come in
With that face you make a really good meme

Im lurking on /mu/
depressed but thats nothing new
Listening to J Cole
but i wanna be listening to you
telling me crazy shit
before you dipped for his dick
left me emotionless
my life, yeah im that fucking sick
in the head, but i know
that ill never grow
forever listening to memecore rap
cause thats all i know

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I munch da tendies from Wendys
I got free money call it neetbux
Lit ass nigga i get get ma feet up
Shitposting on 4chan I be busstin
Load it up shoot some Blackies I'm bugging
Neckbeard nigga I ain't fucking
I sip mtn dew and eat my tendies while my mom goes to pick me up more from Wendys

Got a clip with 30 bullets in it I'm let it spit
Pussy nigga talking shit we finna get it in
Aye I pull up with the gauge let it rip like some bey blades when i pull up with the stick
I be rappin,stacking, but never lackin
Catch me on the street pole packing I got a 30 I never shoot it
I got a white bitch with me but she exclusive
She sucking and fucking my all boys we coolin
I light a blunt laced with pcp
I'm in the cut watch me bleed
Fuck shit I don't communicate
Pulling up with that 38
Shooting up niggas like I'm in 99 with the rice bitch on my dick I'm high tonight

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>>69551794
no

see that guy running
that was a thief
see those lights coming
that's the police

My goals be secret like a mason.
On a mission to keep on paper chasin
The beats are raw making it amazin
Yu too dried up like what the sun does a raisin.
But now I'm razing from the anger I've keep caged in.
Gotta release it from within by fucking yo bitch at the days inn.
Hit the blunt see center of the universe
see future presidents strolling in a black hearse.
My tongue tied full of thirst.
See the unseen seems like a curse.
But I'm just one with the earth every since birth.
The green got me thinking real eyes realize real lies.

>>69552064
t. cuck

Polypropylene asbestos naggin on my feeeeeeeeet
Christian sailors washing crusty sins off of my sheeeeets
Nothing is the same since alabaster left the sceeeeeeene
No lapilazuli no etruscan magaziiiiiiiiiine
Because I only know of seven thrones and seven bowls and that shit ain't addin up to the mosquitos on my screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>69552615
IGNIS

>>69551121
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Popping off the top of this esophagus
Rocking this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve

Mango lassi, man go blastin these beats
Man, go after him, cuz he don't know these streets,
that secrete lasting memories which treat you up to centenaries
Annually, and ban me for saying this
But these sweet lasting memories can go leave me with no interest

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>>69551794

High as a kite
On yo mom's tits I bite
ma'fuckas wanna fight
Let's get it on tonight
Shoot jizz in yo face
you mo'fuckin disgrace
blood all over the place
stab and slash like it's a race
time to pick up the pace

>>69551121
you see my face on the chan
you know shit's going down
it's funposting time, man
there's no mods around
bitches laugh at my nose
but I got some great clothes
Google say I look like a tree
but no nigga eva' fuck with me

Fishy fishy glub glub
My daddy called my little bub bub
Check this mixtape, it's fire
Naw, nigga, I ain't a liar
Fuck, can't say the n-word because my pigment is lighter
You need a flame
Use this track as an igniter
I'm out of rhymes because I'm not a good rapper

Turbo noise pollution
I be dressed like I'm Paul Newman
I'm so gracious when I'm shootin
I turn heads when I be movin
Jerry Falwell in the Bentley
Haters turn they hearts repentant
Under seats made out of chin-chin
I got answers for life's mission
Your flow is brokedown in the street
That's why I show up
To tow truck
Your whole motherfuckin fleet
I'm like Allstate when I creep
You're in good hands
Go to sleep

shut up mutha fucka
you know what i said
best step back
or ill put ya to bed
talkin that shit
u being fo' real?
watch yo mouth
im tha real deal

what
wh-wh-what
what
what u do now?
what
wh-wh-what
what
what u wanna do now?

WOOF WOOF
BARK BARK
CAN'T SEE A NIGGA IN THA DARK DARK

>>69552064
what's your favorite memecore rap m8. I'm a pretty avid fan of lil ugly mane and Bones

Issa hard life being a faggot
My father always called me a maggot
I'm a fruity ass nigga with a dream of the seamen
Fourteen dicks in my ass, no I'm not memin
I'm the perfect pussy for fags to cream in
Cocks are the reason why I live
Don't forget a condom or you'll catch the hiv, nigga

I'm not the man to try to tame
I'm a wild man belong in a zoo
Got the choppa shit bang
Take out yo whole crew
Mass hysteria break out
As I bury ya
I bet you had people that love you
Fuck you and fuck them too
For I kill they ass give em a noose
Multiple choice quiz you can choose
Another day for the blues

Second to none I be wrecking them
Whether my rival is Blue or Gary
They call me Lavender Town, not clowning around
My crew is super scary

>>69553444
This nice

>>69553661
Blue is a faggot, and so am I
My family just wants me to die
Oak fucked my mom even though she's a dyke
I got my ways from her, I'm sorry
I always feel like a Starley
I am dark and edgy and I like pretty colors
I'm always envious of kids with fathers
But fuck it, I'm over it, the situation is done
But sometimes life is just to tempting to whip out a gun
Nigga

Dear Santa, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got 'em
There probably was a problem at the the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man? How are the elves?
My girlfriend's pregnant now, I might get some little men
But if I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her, I'ma name her Vixen
I read about your reindeer Blitzen too, I'm sorry
I had a pet that got stricken
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I have the most christmas spirit,
I even got a blow-up Rudolph when I didn't need it
I got a room full of decorations and music with it
I like the shit you do before Christmas too, that shit is phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, Christmas's biggest fan, this is Stan

>>69552489
he got pulled over
his name's Maurice,
see his nose quiver
he has to sneeze