How often do your masturbate /have sex with music playing and

I find music too distracting to fuck to most of the time but I lost my virginity to Type O Negative so that's cool

>>69542859
Ys, something about the innocence of the instrumentation and lyrical style just makes me so horny, especially monkey and bear.

>>69542859
I've never had sex before.

Seemed like a pointless ambition without someone I love / care about.

>>69542859
GF and I banged to Dark Side of the Moon and we finished at the exact same time as the last track.

I only masturbate to albums I hate in the background.
>>69543667
Suuuuuure you did.

>>69542859
I only masturbate to Slayer while I cut the eyes out of photos of women.

Raining Blood

>>69542859
I only masturbate when listening to music. Who wants to listen to their own fapfapfap and grunting sounds?

I like to listen to stuff with a good rhythm. Since I edge I tend to just put on a playlist of something largely instrumental like post rock or prog, and then wait for a song I like with a good crescendo to finish.

>>69542859
I used to have sex to Swans, Can, Coltrane and Earth pretty often.

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my bf fucked me for like an hour and a half to this album. it played through one and a half times. now when i hear it my pussy hurts

>>69543925
post pussy

>>69543925
what the fuck is wrong with your boyfriend? an hour and a half? are you just ugly? it took him an hour and a half to cum?

>>69542859
Never, I have too much respect for the music to masturbate to it.

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>>69543937

>>69543667
>>69543888
ITT shit that never happened

>>69543937
>>69543945
why is /mu/'s first reaction to a woman posting to be as weird as possible

t. sexgod

>>69543945
he's my pet and i just didn't let him

>>69543971
Be real, has it ever taken you 90 fucking minutes to get off? She's bullshitting or ugly as hell or the guy had whiskey dick or something.
>>69543980
Bullshit

>>69543945
How's premature ejaculation treating you, buddy?

>>69543980
gayest shit ive ever read in my entire life

>>69543994
bitter boy, huh?

>>69542859
I usally let some music play when i pound my gf, mainly to prevent the rest of the house to hear what we are doing. But don´t ask how often i have sex, i have barely time for eating and sleeping currently.

But its stuff like in the links i listed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6VcyHoGxio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRB9BKwRvs

what does sex feel like?

>>69543996
Unless you're dealing with a cocaine / amphetamine addiction or a UTI, it shouldn't take 90 minutes. Degenerate piece of shit.
>>69544024
Should work out more prob.

>>69544026
its like fucking a jelly donut, except it never shuts the fuck up.

>>69543994
>Be real, has it ever taken you 90 fucking minutes to get off?
Yes. Not with another person, personally, but 90 minutes is a good length for a fap session. Much longer than that I think you'd be hurting your dick, but less than 30 minutes or so would feel like a waste of cum to me.

Sounds like you just lack control.

>>69544056
yummy

>>69544056
for a wank 30mins is good unless im in a hurry. but for sex? i wouldnt wanna spend 90 mins with anyone im having sex with. unless they shut the fuck up and/or were unconcious

>>69544056
>no death grip / libido suicide = = lack control

LOL

Blow it out your ass.

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This album makes hand jobs a little less lame

>>69544041
>it shouldn't take 90 minutes.
The goal of sexual activity is not "cum as fast as possible."

>having sex with music on

>>69544100
>having sex

>>69542859
songs about fucking - big black. anything else is pussy level

>>69544075
Your point is a fair one and I'm not disagreeing.

But this other anon seems to think that just lasting for 90 minutes is somehow impossible.

>>69544025
>fucking to bones

sounds genuinely unpleasant

I once fapped to gfur with Darkthrone playing in the background. Was pretty dope.

>>69544093
Neither should the goal be the thrust your hips and pound cervix like a porn star, retard.

Prolonging it just for the sake of having done so is contrived poser shit ie no fun.
>ya bruv, I fucked her for an hour and a half and still didn't cum chyaa

>>69544117
yeah their likely dysfunctional, 90mins isnt a ridiculous amount of time to hold out.

>>69544117
>>69544167
It's not impossible, it's just stupid hedonism.

I used to get daily blowjobs to Deadmau5.

i miss college

>>69544181
>it's just stupid hedonism.
So now your problem with it is "it's too much fun?" Ok. Enjoy your procreative sex in the missionary position no more than twice in your life and no masturbating ever.

>>69544119
its good,
im not a native speaker and don´t understand much when im not concentrated.
Guess its mostly the flow which makes it pleasant

>>69544242
>presumptions
I don't even believe in procreation, I'm just pointing out casual debauchery / degeneracy where I see it.

You have sex because you love someone.

>>69544286
>You have sex because you love someone.
But god forbid she actually gets a chance to come too, right? In and out in five minutes, anything more is hedonism.

>>69544286
>you have sex because you love someone
kek. what an innocent explanation of fucking

>>69542859
i often masturbate to loveless

>>69543667
this reads like a stale youtube comment

>>69543971
did you forget what website you're on or something

Is it really that mindblowing cumming into a girl's mouth after a blowjob?

>>69543645
>I can't get laid

>>69544314
If you love someone you do your upmost to make them cum, if you truly love someone seeing them in pleasure will give YOU pleasure.

>>69543945
>not trying to last as long as possible to continue pleasuring your girl
faggot

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Fell in love, fucked, and broke up during the duration of Chet Faker - Thinking in Textures.

Can't listen to him anymore.

>>69544314
bruh, it takes you ninety minutes to make her climax, it's probably not as good as you think it is.
>>69544353
>t. literal fucking child
>>69544415
This
>>69544422
>longer, more = better
Have fun fucking like rabbits and breaking up after six months once you've emotionally exhausted each other.

You people killed rock music.

>>69544402
Maybe I can, maybe I can't.

I don't really care either way. Sex is not going to
>make me a better person
>make my life easier
>achieve a productive end in any regard
Basically this >>69544286

I'm not interested if it's with someone that I don't love.

How do I last more than 2 minutes during sex

>>69544451
man you're more retarded than i thought. dont worry bud they have some products that'll help you last longer than a couple minutes :)

>>69544504
Practice makes perfect

>>69544504
not being a faggot

>>69544504
SSRIs will make you take forever to cum, and as a side effect, will somewhat alleviate the crippling depression you surely have.

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>>69544520
>
Your insecurity is not an argument.

The only end that's achieved is validation of your damaged sense of masculinity.

>>69544561
look kids, a beta male!

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>>69544592
>loog beb, I can büt da dig in da bussy and no gum!! o my god!
This is what degenerates actually believe.

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Why people are talking about sex here?

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY IMAGEBOARD YOU NORMIE SCUM. JESUS CHRIST. GO TO FUCKIN FACEBOOK OR TUMBLR!

GET OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT

>>69544647
>>69544592
>>69544561
>>69544520
what am i doing with my life

>>69544670
I'm just saying if it takes either party an hour and a half to pleasure their counterpart, you're probably more dysfunctional than you think.

>>69544740
what are you doing with your life
why are we talking about this, here

where did it go wrong

>>69544772
>>69544740
>>69544647
>>69544504
>/mu/

>>69544772
Discussing Cantonese finger puppets.

No actually it's my day off. I'm done with finals and don't move for another week lay off me, fuccboi.
>>69544809
Here's me.

>>69544854
you'll realise eventually
sooner than later for your sake

If I masturbate to music, it's usually to extreme music like Sunn O))), Discordance Axis, Merzbow etc.

Jeff Buckley - Grace

Except I've deleted Corpus Christi Carol

>>69544872
Is that a threat? I'm calling the police.

>>69544899
That sounds painful. You really put the "abuse" back in self-abuse.

>>69542859
I've only ever fucked to silence