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Is this a christian board?

USBM is best BM

That album is insanely overrated

>>69498551
nah

>>69498554
nah

I miss djentposting

>>69498566
fuck off

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>>69498566
that's becasue we're all too intellidjent of djent

Any good melodeath that sounds like old children of bodom?

What is the most absurd genre combinations?
Progessive glam?

>>69498681
folk deathcore
brutal slamming prog

>>69498681
slam power

>>69498681
nah
most old school prog is kinda glammy

slam folk is the real paradox

>>69498550

Don't know about the board, this thread certainly isn't

>>69498681
epic jazz metal

>>69498681
Glam Black (Don't know if that even exist)

>>69498759
That sounds fucking awesome

>>69498573
t. butthurt blackie

>>69498681
raw eco-terrorist green metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y58eW53zwo

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>>69498710
>slam folk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVjyMeFpKdI

>>69498652
Kalmah

>>69498855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJve8NSDtM4

>>69498948
the banjo is superb in this really gives it that added texture

>>69498700
>folk deathcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u15Lr-I9Leo

>>69498998
>it's another mongolian album with throat singing

Why is this meme so common?

>>69498554
No.

What do I need to know about groove metal

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>>69499079
It sounds good but the name is kinda faggy

Is this groove btw?

>>69498964
>Hey, that sounds like Animal Alpha
>Singer is former Animal Alpha singer
Welp, thanks anon, I was expecting keks and I got a new band to listen to.

This years round of Obscene Extreme Fest videos has been great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35WBZRh7j9w

>>69499167
A WELL A BIRD BIRD BIRD
B-BIRD IS THE WORD

>>69499167
NAPALM IN THE MORNING!!!

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>OH SHAHIN-I-TARAZU
>NOW MY FLESH IS BORN ANEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

>>69498958
I love their music videos

>>69499242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYzQsZXIRc

>>69498681
Speed-Doom.
It's like divinding with zero.

>>69499079
Slow Thrash, some sort of Southern mix-up or Blues-y Sludge.

>>69499289
>I'm loosing my mind

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POST DISTORTION!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaoT_2TZYrw

>>69498554
Not by a long shot. I swear contrarians are worse than """""patricians"""""".

How many metal band related shirts do you have ?

>>69500147
Thick distortion? Noisy distortion? Wall-o-Sound atmo distortion? Whaddya want?
>>69500066
Sounds like some sludge/groove
>>69499079
Pantera and s/t Metallica are overrated; listen to Fudge Tunnel, Chaos A.D. (and Nailbomb), Discharge 1991-1993, Godflesh 1992-1996, first three Channel Zero albums, Pitchshifter's Desensitized, Napalm Death 1994-1997 and Therapy?

>>69500214
>Thick distortion? Noisy distortion? Wall-o-Sound atmo distortion? Whaddya want?
Anything goes.

>>69500194
I have an old as fuck Mayhem shirt that's black with just the logo and a Det Som Engang Var shirt. Both are worn so much that I only use them to sleep or, ocassionally exercise. I think I also have a Gorgoroth shirt in good condition, because I only used it a handful of times. It's too big for me now. I don't like the idea of buying band shirts anymore, though.

>>69500194
more than 20

>>69500232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yCQhX4ks4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlCwPWB_ejk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmtwEnBGNU0

A bit of each

>>69498855
Isn't that pretty much Now, Diabolical?

Some Japanese black metallers can't keep their kawaii instincts in for too long so they end up accidentally giving it some cockrock vibes. That's also pretty close

>>69500214
>fudge tunnel

this is still one of my favourite cover of anything ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xugTdAwhUAY

>>69500273
>sort vokter

wow, actually sounds more horrible than Nattens Madrigal.

... I like it.

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>>69500194
I have 47 band shirts, I wear pic related in public the most.

>>69500194
>black cilice
>gerogerigegege
>menometrorrhagia
>embryonic cryptopathia
>4 infest shirts
>4 black flag shirts
>honduran
>crossed out
>necros
>rupture
>boneache
>meatal ulcer

>>69500194
A little under 100 last i counted. I only wear band shirts..

>>69500194
2 black sabbath
2 iron maiden
1 X japan
1 acdc

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>>69500469
That one-album band is what Ildjarn could have been had he actually had talent (he was involved in Sort Vokter though). I love it and keep spamming it because it's so underrepresented it makes me mad.

>>69500471
Kek i have seen a guy in public wear that before

>>69500194
in the beginning when i was just a metal scrub i bought a cob and tbdm shirt to wear it at local festivals. few months later i dived into the more extreme stuff and ended up never wearing them. biggest waste of 40€ i can think off

my family is making me make an amazon wishlist for christmas but i have no idea what to put on it

help /metal/ bros

>>69500894
bad-dragon.com/products

>>69500894
a dildo

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>>69500915
>>69500914

>>69500894
50 copies of Dawn of the Black Hearts on vinyl, original pressings.
The same with Bathory's self titled album.
You're welcome.

>>69500894
Lar's soul

>>69498550
Definitely not.

>>69498554
(you)

>>69498681
blackened turbo folk.

>>69498681
Dungeon Glam.

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>>69501005
Bitch please

>>69500894
LPs, shirts and tapes

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Shitty thread. Post what you're listening to.

>>69501108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2p9PsVD9Ho

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>>69501108
It's not shitty, it just lost momentum.

>>69501108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuBO6aDLM_4

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>>69501108
Ebinland day today

Privilege of Evil and Tales from Thousand Lakes are next

>>69501177
Make sure to listen to Sentenced's North From Here after Tales From The Thousand Lakes. Best albums inspired by the Kalevala ever.

>>69501177
Amorphis perfected folk-tinged dm with this record. I wish more metal could suggest traditional music influence without being organ grinder polka shit.

>>69501303
finland is full of folky metal done right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm24HsWTOmk

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AOTYSF?

>>69501303
Early Finntroll also did the trick I think. As did pre-Borknagar DM project Molested with their one-off album Blod-Draum. Lumsk's Asmund Faergdegjevar is very nice, as is Otyg, although Otyg's a bit more caricaturesque.

What are some AOTM from november?

New Burzum when??

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Holy shit. OSDM style Full of Hell LP when?

>>69501504
This is the most destructive thing I have heard all year and its barely over 3 minutes.

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>>69501108

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>>69501500
He doesn't do metal anymore, dude

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>>69501707
stop posting my face

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Why does nobody ever mention how amazing this album is?

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>>69501799
stop memeing

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>>69501108
https://youtu.be/IE6EXBJjliQ

>>69501822
>nobody
Maybe get your metal opinions from more than one measly general thread on a measly imageboard? That album is consistently praised by anyone who's into thrash/death and isn't a complete doorknob.

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So this was pretty good.

>>69498527
any good BM this year? dont tell me oathbreaker

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>>69501857
stop posting

Is there an essential blackgaze chart? I feel like listening to some beautiful pussy shit.

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Good groove metal doesn't exi-

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*swoops at you*

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>>69502026

Ved Buens Ende > Deathspell Omega prove me wrong

>>69502158
Ulcerate > Gorguts prove me wrong

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>>69502066
teleports behind you
pssh nothing personal kid

>>69502180
Immolation > cuckcerate > memeguts
prove me wrong

>>69498681
blackend funk
noise pop
thrash samba

>>69502215
Immolation is not dissoshit

>>69502319
Yes it is

>>69502367
No it's riff and fedora shit

>>69502381
*Dissoshit riffs and fedora shit

>>69502456
Meshuggah is more dissoshit than Immolation

>>69501374
Gonna check those out; thanks

Whats the best Sabaton's album?

>>69502483
Primo Victoria or Heroes

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What's some metal that goes with this picture

>>69502523
Anything by Moonsorrow

>>69502472
k

>>69502483
none

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>>69502026
try this too
it's basically post-rock with a few blastbeast and no vocals

http://sannhet.bandcamp.com/

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>>69501108
getting my dj0nt on

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Does /metal/ like Edguy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUIJ7hWI11Q

>>69501504
>OSDM style
>cover has a lot of meme faces

it checks out

>>69501822
I remember some zine from 1995-1997 where Petrozza says that this album is shitty, shitty riffs, weak song, crappy sound etc and Extreme Agression was totally better at everything compared to Terrible.

"Terrible Certainty was a mistake" ~ Mille Petrozza

Funny thing that he said this when Kreator was releasing shittiest albums.

>>69502632
Avantasia is much better

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>>69502632
>It's time for the merchant and his help for sale...
>Blades to cut wicked flesh
>On a merchantman he counts his money
>Then he sails away
>The sea he'll cruise is blood and fire

How did they get away with this?

Post your favourite classics

>>69498564
Ja

>>69503384
... the list goes on...

>>69503384
ja rule, wu tang, the list goes on

>>69498554
maybe a tiny bit

>>69503384
iron maiden, black sabbath, metallica, the list could go on and on...

I like Opeth

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This was surprisingly really fucking good, and I'm not even really big on Darkthrone at all

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>>69503732

Did you listen to their previous album?

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>>69500194
nearly 50 i think

>>69500471
tfw they dont sell this shirt anymore

>>69500493
i have pic related gero shirt!

any other cool designs of good bands i should check out?

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What's this nigga's best release?

Edgiest metal AOTY?
I nominate 'Yüth Forever'

>>69500194
Many

>>69503732
Everything but TCIA is fucking great..

>>69503877
Ocean Machine seems to be well liked here

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What did y'all niggas make of this shit? Solid release if not up to the standards of the EPs for me.

>>69500894
Darkthrone demo tapes

Trying to get into black metal because I liked Sunbather, downloading the essential Bathory albums and really enjoying them so far. Like Burzum and Mayhem but not nearly as much as Bathory.

Also really digging Deathspell Omega, Darkspace, Arckanum and Nokturnal Mortum and Summoning. Any obvious top tier bands I'm missing? Gonna be lurking the thread but still figured I'd post

>>69504401
Soulfly

>>69504156
Objectively terrible

Arctic Thunder for AOTY or you're a poser

>>69504534

>formulaic sound, step backward from Underground Resistance
>AOTY

Must be real slim pickin's this year.

>>69504156
objective superior to "Soma" but doesn't beat the other two EPs

>>69500194
Bought like 20 odd but got too fat to wear most of them. Keeping them around in case one day I find the will to live again and work towards losing weight.

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Rec me your best groove metal!

>>69504657
*objectively

Are there any news from Blut Aus Nord?
Didn't they say they'd release new stuff by the end of 2016 (ekstasis & yeruselem)?

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What is your opinion on this album? Just listened to it again and holy fucking shit this guy can scream. Still kind of torn between goofy shit and bloodcurling sickness(but in a good way) though

>>69504672
The Great Southern Trendkill

>>69502632
Fucking TUNE right there.

>>69502055
Serpent Moves is sexy

>>69504962
I said your best, not your blandest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeyp3Leutts&index=8&list=LLV1FMcdmOEPVhOybhgcgIIQ

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I like. does /metal/ like?

>>69504743
Best Dark Metal release ever. You should check out Belmez for similar music and Malvery (and Silencer on the slim chance you haven't already) for similar vocals.

>>69505092
overproduced

Prog metal is for pussies

>>69505197
slam is for penises

>>69505149
nah

W-wait a minute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34O37svZFZk

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>>69501108
thanks to anon from 2 threads ago for the rec

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ROCK & ROLL SKELETONS!!

>>69505442
>>69505095
>Art Metal
>Dark Metal

Laughing at these loser bands thinking they are Venom trying to start a new subgenre, nope you suck GTFO lmao

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>>69501707

>>69501108
SAAALLLTYYYYYYYYYY
IS THE TASTE OF DEATH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rmtFWsdJwU&feature=youtu.be

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is it true that japs are honorary aryans? what's some good metal from the land of slanteyes?

>>69505682
Art Metal isn't a thing, but the Dark Metal tag responds a very specific, idiosyncratic style, you cardboard metalologist nob gobbler.

>>69505747
Nip only good for porn swords and martial arts nothing else

>>69505747
nobody is an honorary aryan because the nazi regime is dead

>>69505092
Nice but generic even for its time. Never could quite enjoy CF

>>69505786
It's wank, mate. Everyone thinks you're a bunch of wankers.
It's for Special Ed kids, just like Cthulhu-core

>>69505847
3/10, either go full nonsense or try to fake it through baffling structure, you never just sit in the middle, it's too revealing. Should have been a 2.3/10 but hey, you made me reply

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>>69505747
I KNOW SOME GOOD STUFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97KHr5H_Oq8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AR2EDmR8BA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uwd801n0Bg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g3A-kuHc3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3iNsXrL828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU2wt3kAqXQ

>>69505905
Not even a contrarian leaves Sigh out when recc'ing J-Metal. We're approaching levels of edginess that shouldn't be possible.

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>>69505593

>>69505747
>honorary aryans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix8hcTfiEDg

>>69504552
>step backward
There is no backward or forward movement, only kvlt or less kvlt

>>69501672
Nice man, got that on vinyl. Also got Life's A Bitch, but One For All is their best imo.

>>69504156
laughable vocals and pussy ass riffs

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This is the best atmoshit I've ever heard.

https://avantgardemusic.bandcamp.com/album/earth-i

>>69506151
>pussy ass
Great insult
I hate pussy And ass
Yummy cocks for me

By the way I can't seem to stop doing a straight-arm salute when I listen to Pantera

What's some metalkino that's too deep for normies to understand

>>69506212
see
>>69506176

Best atmoshit I've ever heard.

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the new in flames is catchy as fuck and i can't help but listen to it

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>>69501108
the most fun album of the year

>>69498554
kys it's essential

>>69506232
t. anders friden

>>69506286
You have a very morbid idea of fun! Get help!!

>>69506232
literally kys

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>>69506177
>By the way I can't seem to stop doing a straight-arm salute when I listen to Pantera
good

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Those Americans are a wacky bunch

Are Xasthur and Leviathan atmoshit ?

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>>69506444
Why aren't they clapping the flag and telling the kid good jab

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>>69501108
It's a very frustrating album.

>>69498998

I'm liking the folk bits more than the metal

>>69501326
Finland always puts out either the best or the most autistic metal bands

>>69498566
word.

>>69500194
not enough

>>69505687
any similar bands to Sulphur Aeon?

>>69500194
I have Deafheaven and Nails and that's it because I just started listening to metal like a year ago.

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>>69501108
I think it's pretty decent

>>69506681
behemoth

>>69506768
>black metal

>>69505747

They are, and I'm not sure what kind of metal you're looking for but

Boris, Abigail, Galneryus, Church of Misery, Sigh, X-Japan

the list goes on and on...

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>downloaded 60+ 2016 BDM and Slam records
Time to overdose boys.

>>69505747
Corrupted is one of the best bands from any genre.

>>69501108
the sound of my parents yelling at each other

>>69506779

??

>>69498855
Look at all the black metal kiddies on instagram. It's a fucking fashion show.

>>69506768
Thats a good one

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>>69501108

Normally I listen to Black, Death or Doom Metal but recently I've had this album on repeat.

Can anyone rec me similar Power Metal?

>>69505460
you're welcome

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>>69507029
This is a falseflag post

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>>69507029

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>>69507029

>>69506698

lol

>>69507375
hahahaha

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>>69501108

>>69502523
Reminds me of Lovecraft. Maybe the great old ones?

>>69500194
I only have one band shirt and it's not even a metal band

>>69500194
2 Iron Maiden
1 Agalloch
1 Caladan Brood
1 Opeth
1 Black Sabbath
1 Summoning
1 Nightwish
1 Eluveitie

>>69502523
Drowning the Light - From the Abyss

>>69502523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQd3QKy-YlY

>>69503925
This

>>69506466
>>69506466
surely

>>69507375
Kek

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What does /metal/ think of this?

Why is this song so perfect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBhnHC1UTj8

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>>69508270
>69508270

CAN SOMEONE REMOVE KERRY KING SO THAT PAPA TOM CAN WRITE THE LYRICS PLEASE THANK YOU

>>69508270

Underrated. One of the better 2nd wave releases

>>69508270
Good shit desu. There was a really hilarious interview with one of the band members, I'll have to dig it up when I get back to my computer.

>>69508511
YOU’RE STARING AT THE ATROCITY VENDOR
MOTHERFUCKIN’ EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OFFENDER

Is there a more based bassist than Dan Lilker

>>69509748
Shane Embury? But Danny is a legend fo sho.

>>69508270
>>69508744
https://web.archive.org/web/20120201160450/http://www.antihumanism.com/2009/09/ritual-mediocre-black-metal-interview
Don't forget to read the comments too.

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oh shit! new Gnaw Their Tongues!
Is it good?

i'm about to go get shitty drunk, then probably butcher Holy Diver at karaoke
i may also slip and fall on ice and die while drunk, so see ya /metal/

>>69510215
I kinda wish I had the balls to perform drunken meme shit karaoke

Is Burzum the ultimate 2nd-wave BM band? Why not?

>>69510284
i dont think there's one "Best of all time" but he's pretty good

>>69510263
thats the beauty of it, you dont really need balls
the alcohol does it for you

This is the most autistic thread I've ever seen on the Metal-Archives:
http://www.metal-archives.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=61892

"Flemish big mouth" is my new favorite insult.

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tfw you really want to yell out MULTI NATIONAL CORPO RATIONS at your local karaoke place

>>69510057
The fuck did I just read

>>69505092
Not this.

>>69510407
Some autist threatening to pick a fight over the internet because people were making fun of his band and his DANGEROUS BLACK METAL CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR I'VE TOTALLY BEEN TO PRISON BRO attitude.

>>69510374
>all that butchered English
Jesus, it's like a MetalStorm thread.

>>69505092
Bought it on vinyl a few months back, CF are a "fun" band
Morbid Fascination of Death is better tho
>>69510450
Is that a band member arguing with an Admin in the comments?

>>69508795
See look how fucking SHITTY THESE LYRICS ARE

SLAYER DIED WITH HANNEMAN BUT KING STILL BARGAINING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69510485
Yes.

>>69510538
Fuck me that's funny

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>>69510491
A LITTLE VIOLENCE IS THE ULTIMATE DRUG
LETS GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

>>69498948
Reminds me of Dwarf Fortress.

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>>69510566
>It's a rush you can't deny
>A little violence is the ultimate drug
>Let's get high
God weeps

>So fuckin' high
>LET'S GET HIGH!
>These are actual modern Slayer lyrics in the past year

I'm a /classical/fag, what's the best shit you have /metal/?

>>69510655
Honestly you'd probably appreciate None So Vile by Cryptopsy

listen to Phobophile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbSPRpwZPbs

>>69510655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15eu7ar5EKM

Is Turbo as bad as Judas Priest had ever gotten?
It's not even that bad. At worst it sounds like Kiss but it has such delicious 80score in there.
If this is the worst they get, then I can't wait to hear what Ram It Down is about.

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>>69510644
>Some love to hate
>Right in your face
>Violence will facilitate

>>69510655

Not sure what you're asking for, metal that sounds orchestral or actual classical music?

>>69510715
I'm going to leave this thread and hope you stop posting this bald fuck when I come back his face triggers me

I DIP THE BIBLE IN A POOL OF BLOOD SO THAT NONE OF ITS LIES CAN AFFECT ME

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>>69506545
>mfw belbs can't into goat sounds

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>>69510732
>PRIDE IN PREJUDICE
>DONT GIVE ME THAT POWER BULLSHIT

Kiss weren't even that bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7isxoTIeYM
Isn't this such a groovy song?

>>69510788

A dozen or so decent songs, but the most jew band there is. Gene and Paul are fucking shills.

>>69510655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m9-7VPYRII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfizEqaqjag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o

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This is God Tier, right here

Also, gonna get a VH II shirt soon

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>>69510853

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>>69510655

>>69510655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsK-AjfF-JQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w90MBg7JoA

>>69510687
Hey, that's pretty good.

Though I feel like they could have cut out two minutes of the song without loss.

>>69510698
I'd call it more rock than what I normally think of as metal, but pretty excellent. The intro was almost reminiscient of SRV or Tosin Abasi.

>>69510719
Metal that sounds like orchestral music. I've listened to some metal since my brother was in a metal band, and I noticed a lot of similarities between baroque music and metal in terms of structure. "Classical" is kind of a misnomer, I guess.

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>>69510869

>>69510908
I know Clapton is more rock than metal but when you said classic I couldn't resist; That intro alone in my opinion is better than some power metal songs

>>69510908
>Hey, that's pretty good.
Awesome, I'm really glad you liked it. Always wanted to recommend Cryptopsy to someone who likes classical.

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rec me some funeral grind

>>69510908
Have you listened to Deathspell Omega from 2005 onwards? That's like Stravinsky's Rites had sex with Schönberg's Fünf Orchesterstücke and the result was raised by Stockhausen's Carré as a dad and Messiaen's Turangalila as a mum, only to hand round the wrong crowd (Punks and Industrials) during its teenage years. Imagine Univers Zero with loud as fuck distortion and lyrics written by some frankeinsteinian zombie creature made of french symbolists and medieval theologists.

>>69510990
Urna, Eisenvater

>>69511004
Shut up nerd

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Overrated as fuck

>>69511166
shut up failed attempt at jock

>>69510908

Ok, I know a lot of people will rec you some very technical stuff but even classical music wasn't always super techy in order to be good. So, I'll try to rec some different stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl1ctqYy-_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUloDDvGhIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46GhUrtrklM

>>69511183
What? By whom? It's a very good album, yes, and the last true classic by the band (and, really, everything after Tapping the Vein is insufferable), but I don't see people raving mad about how much of a brilliant piece of third wave thrash it is. It's a great album and that's that. I haven't seen anyone go overboard, nor have I seen it criticised for that matter.

Whose ratings are you following that you think it's "overrated"?

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>>69511183
GET FUCKING CARPET BOMBED

>>69510908
What's your favourite period?

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>>69511233
>everything after Tapping the Vein is insufferable

>>69498681
Death jazz.

>>69511256
Sorru dude, that's the cold harsh truth. We should be thankful they managed to release not one but TWO great albums in the 90s unlike most thrash.

>>69511266
Is this a subtle diss against the likes of Pestilence, Atheist and Pavor?

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>>69511287
>Sorru dude, that's the cold harsh truth.
it is not

>>69511233
Overrated as in always number 1 in Sodom lists. PM, M16, their self titled album, and DD are all better imo

>>69511246
Knarrenheinz... had a hard life.....

>>69511352
>always number 1 in Sodom lists
can-t say I've seen that happening

>>69511419
Literally 10 seconds into Google and chill
http://heavymetal.about.com/od/bestmetalalbumsbyartist/ss/Best-Sodom-Albums.htm#step7

http://www.besteveralbums.com/thechart.php?b=1553

http://www.metalstorm.net/users/list.php?list_id=2001

http://www.ranker.com/list/best-sodom-albums-list/reference

>>69511473
http://loudwire.com/iron-maiden-albums-ranked/#photogallery-1=17
you know you can't trust music journalists to be credible to rank a band's albums when you see them pulling shit like this. decide for yourself what a band's best album is, who cares if it's over/underrated?

>>69511538
I see
I just hate feeling alone on opinion especially when a band like Sodom doesn't have much archive due to less popularity

What Godflesh is worth listening to after Streetcleaner? Is any of it as good?

>>69511642
Selfless and Pure are both fantastic, but pretty much all of it is worth a listen.

>>69511642
Godflesh has 0 bad releases. You could listen to the Godflesh EP (released one year prior to Streetcleaner), which is very similar except more grinding and skeletal, or you can just go in order. Don't, I repeat, Don't ignore the EPs. They're key to listening to Godflesh (and Jesu for that matter). You could skip the 1988 EP and listen to 1991's Slavestate EP (warning, stretched to LP by adding like three remixes) and then go straight to Pure, see how you like it.

How come so many people champion De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas as the crowning achievement of the Norwegian BM scene when it's so fucking shitty compared to the 1994 releases of Burzum and Darkthrone?

>>69511672
>>69511715
these guys know whats up

>>69511809
We only champion it as one of the greatest albums of the style (because it is), and very rarely put it above Burzum/Darkthrone.
>crowning achievement of the Norwegian BM scene
Don't exaggerate. No one says that. Still, it's one of the better products of the era.

>>69511061
thx

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf07GWfiF_w

>>69502011
I'm out of the loop, but the few things I've been waiting for
new bölzer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPfPdxK8yuw Not necessarily black metal
new cultes des ghoules https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eL_roSSe_Q
new urfaust https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP5sVjdWbys

also Inquisition, Alcest (not bm) and Behexen.

I can't wait for the <<occult>> craze to be over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6lU8_8G8jA

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>tfw you can't buy the album off of amazon or itunes
I'm TRYING to make an effort to purchase music. Especially bands I really like. Just heard this band called Minas Morgul. They're REALLY fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhCyVQF72_c
Even their cover art is pretty cool. It's a shame they don't have any mp3s to download. Only third party people selling their own albums.

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>>69502011
*whistles*

>>69512066
Samefag here
Anyone from the Philadelphia area listen to WKDU? They play an awesome show on Sundays around 10ish called Metal & Coffee. Definitely a fun listen. I sure as hell got to know a lot of bands like Zozobra, Vector, Black Pyramid.
http://metalandcoffee.com/
Hope you don't mind sharing bros.

Just got this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg7POnIE3hM
For some reason this band went under my radar for years.

Whatch'all think of Wolfheart's new shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VwETftQ_tw

>>69502011

Antaeus - Condemnation

>>69500194
Revocation
Red Fang
Skeletonwitch
Cattle Decap (I had to get the "special" Halloween one where it's just their logo in orange on a black shirt, because all of their merch is pretty terrible otherwise. I do like their logo, though)

I think that's it. I have almost nothing but band tees, but very few metal ones I guess.

>>69500499
>I only wear band shirts..
muh nig

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*swoops*

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>>69501108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOpBJSrJOn4
>Geweiht dem Wotan Ich selbst - mir selbst
>An jenem Baume nur wenige wissen
>Aus welchen Wurzeln - Wurzeln er wächst
>Neun Lieder lernt ich vom hehren Bruder

>>69512151
Derivative, but I guess a bit better than Varg and the sorts. I've never heard of this band.

>>69504657
>other two EPs
They only have two EP's you dumbass

>superior to "Soma"
nah son