Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 49
Nights since last BNM: 6
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
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-Kanye has been released from the hospital
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>>69493356
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, MTV News, Pitchfork, et al.
gambino 6.5-7/10
>>69493634
I'll go 6.
But its about being woke as shit so they may give it a 7.5.
so chris rock is a musician now huh
>>69493668
fantano's 7 had me at a loss for words
why is it getting so much praise? is it just cause it's not what he normally does?
there's really nothing special about it
What's everybody listening to?
>>69493690
you haven't heard odb - nigga please? or no sex in the champagne room?
>>69494149
>>69493718
Eh, Fantano's taste took an absolute nose dive in 2016 for some reason.
>This thread stands with Kesha eternally
is this sarcasm?
i didn't know /mu/ was full of a bunch of sjws
>>69494924
Which ones did he get wrong iyo?
>>69495237
>still saying sjw unironically
how's the 9th grade treating you?
>>69495319
i hope dr luke fukks you up gayboi
>>69494168
or blame game?
>>69495375
always hated that part
it's simply not funny..there's no joke
it's only noted because it's chris rock
>>69495375
OH MAH GAHD
>>69495390
u not wavy boii baka
>>69495237
Just go back to /pol/
>>69495401
u dun tok dis shyt 2 anotha muva fukkin levl
>>69495319
what's a better substitute, shitlib? faggot?
>>69495432
THIS WATCH IS THE EXACT MOTHERFUCKER I WANTED
>>69495445
TWISTA HAD THIS MOTHA FUCKA ON IN THE SOURCE
I MEMBER!
>>69495442
bubber
>>69495457
I'VE NEVA EVEN BEEN TO DIS PARTA PUSSYTOWN BEFO
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Childish Gambino 7.2 by Matthew Strauss
Fetty Wap 6.4 by Sheldon Pearce
Miranda Lambert 7.8 by Sam Sodomsky
Denitia and Sene 6.6 by Andy Beta
>>69495442
go to bed, slugger. you got school in the morning.
>>69495487
a gentlemen's 7 for gambino. does this mean kid cudi is outta p4k's doghouse too bc his depression? does p4k even review albums based on the music anymore?
>>69495487
I think that's an acceptable score for Gambino. However, Fetty Wap is fucking garbage.
>>69495487
>>69495567
Wish it was a slightly higher 7, but with the bias I'll take it.
Honestly thought it was gonna get panned.
>>69495511
SB2H got a 4.0 when it should have been at least sub 2.
Since whatever he puts out is probably going to be better than that, he'll be fine. At worst, a soft 6.x pan
>>69495592
I could have sworn that album was considered /mu/core
This Gambino review definitely reads more like a 6.2 than a 7.2.
>>69495689
It's pretty much The Room of music: so bad it's good. That and it's easy shitpost material.
>>69495487
>There are no millennial whoops
au contraire
>10 days since last BNM
The suspense is killing me.
>>69495827
i can't think of any other 'so bad it's good' albums in recent memory
i was trying to think of what the birdemic of music could be but i really dunno
>>69497048
2016 genre of the year
defenestrationcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWtHwRMxsfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFdOqiKSyww
>>69497112
i fucks with the first one
>>69497211
its really awesome and his half japanese album this year is legitimately good/excellent
new half jap next month but the songs I heard didnt do much for me
>>69497112
>it's on apple music
i needed something for the drive home tomorrow morning i guess this'll do
>>69497244
that sounds dangerous, good luck
>>69497227
I'm on it
>>69497112
song related:
https://soundcloud.com/l-i-e-s/black-dice-big-deal-lies-72
Wtf the point of this thread
>>69495470
WHO GOT YO PUSSI ALL REAPOLSTERD?
love /p4k/
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