If Jeff Magnum was a 357 caliber revolver he'd be Jeff Magnum.
>>69468225
>Jeff Magnum
you tried, I guess
If Jeff Mangum was a fruit he'd be Jeff Mango.
>>69468225
If Jeff Mangum was a private investigator, he'd be Jeff Magnum P.I.
>>69468225
You had one fucking job, OP
I still genuinely can't believe his name is actually 'Mangum'
Must've spent at least a year reading it as Magnum before I realised. 8 years later and I still can't quite accept it. One of the lamest realisations ever
>>69468225
If Jeff Mangum lived in a department store and played the flugelhorn, he'd be Jeff Mangione.
if jeff magnum was a gum with a penis, he would be jeff mangum
If Jeff Mangum featured in a female dominated BDSM scene he'd be Jeff Gagnum.
If Jeff Mangum were a fully-automatic rifle, he'd be Jeff Machinegum
If Jeff Magnum worked at a carpet store, had three adopted kids with his husband and his last name was Morton, he'd be Jeff Morton
If Jeff Magnum was Korean and released a hit song in 2012 he'd be Jeff Gangnam Style
if jeff mangum were a candy he'd be jeff's man-gum
If Jeff Mangum was a skateboard he'd be Jeff Mangoose
>>69468225
If Jeff Mangum was a chewing gum marketed solely to men who like to think of themselves as masculine, in a way that tries to present the gum as their male friend Jeff as opposed to a regular chewing gum, he'd be Jeff Mangum
If Jeff Mangum had a sex change, he'd be Jeff Womangum
>>69468225
if jeff mangum was in a band and playing a concert and you were recording him he'd be ARE YOU FUCKING RECORDING MEgum
hahah if jeff mangum was...
shit, i got nothing, but i do have these DUBS
>>69470700
CHECK'D!!
>>69470700
Wew
>>69468225
If Jeff Mangum was a metaphor for his navel-gazing music, he would be Jeff ManCUM
If David Bowie was a weapon he'd be a bow
>>69470700
>if Jeff Magnum got dubs his name would be Jeff Mandubs
>>69470899
kewl
>>69470899
FUCKIN WITNESSED
If Jeff Mangum was a rich chocolate ice cream he'd be Jeff Feast.
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>>69471003
Literally Autistic
>>69470944
WHAT
>>69470899
IS
>>69470700
HAPPENING
>>69470899
>>69470944
>>69470700
Impressive. Very nice.