Rivers Cuomo is pretty much every guy who frequents /mu/.

Can confirm. Except instead of being obsessed with an Asian I'm obsessed with a jew

Why is he so autistic bros?

>>69452087

harvard
and the commercial failure that was Pinkerton

Reminder

>When we’re on tour, I try to find a massage parlor wherever we go. It’s become a ritual – wandering around the seedy district at three in the morning, searching for some action. I prefer the full body massage with a ‘happy ending’. It can start to feel kind of empty after a while, but you can meet some really cool people. A lot of times it’s the older ladies I really like – they have this nice maternal vibe. The reason I started with the prostitutes was solely to work on my negotiating skills. Once I mastered negotiating with a naked woman asking me for money, dealing with Interscope was a piece of cake.

http://rockdirt.com/rivers-cuomo-explains-why-he-doesnt-screw-groupies/3590/

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>>69452146
>his mother was a massage therapist

>>69452146
If a literal /mu/tant became a rockstar i bet they would be too autistic to fuck a hot groupie so they would do exactly the same thing.

>>69452059
jeff?

IMMA DO THE THINGS

>>69452059
aggy?

>>69452146
jesus fuck, Rivers...

>>69452146
>Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo provided interesting info on her personal life to Rolling Stone magazine.

>her

Love is the answer guys...

https://youtu.be/HDHaKDOQeWk

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>>69452558
That is correct

>>69452663
wtf is this

>>69452663
jesus christ, they went full JUST on this album

>>69452665
>tfw you can't stop partying

>>69452059
tfw no qt jew gf

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>>69453987
it hurts