hey guys. its me varg. after 16 years in prison ive decided to

>>69448390
No, I wanna see Varg wear a fluffy hat and stroke his beard.

Play "Chainsaw Gutfuck" lel

cosplay as tolstoy please

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makes you ponder

>>69448445
Ayy lmao

How about videos of you driving around the woods to new wave

He needs to put out a comprehensive list of what is and is not nigger music, so I know what I'm allowed to like.

Fuck Varg for pandering to all the /pol/ teenagers and fuck them too. Just read the comments on his videos, it's a fucking cringefest

>>69448545
This so fucking much

>>69448545
>>69448563
Christ this is the gayest board on this site

>>69448590
do u have any pics of ur boypuci?

>>69448590
>why is every place on the internet like my /pol/??!

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can we put Varg back in jail

hes a good songwriter but such a hack production wise.

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collaboration when?

>>69449134
I wish

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>>69449326

Jarg Mangerness

>>69448463
Well he did start one of his videos with "this is huh, wow". He knows when to have fun with it and not go overboard at the same time

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>>69448653
>what

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I'm Varg Vikernes! Welcome to Jack Ass!

>tfw you find out
Based Varg.

Vargs autistic wife is pretty cute.

>>69450118
why is everyone saying his wife is autistic? is she really?

>>69450187
She looks pretty autistic

>>69450187
yeah he talks openly about it on his site

>>69450225
he even goes so far as to say every innovation or invention was created by autistic people

>>69450187
Yes. It would take a literal fucking autist to ever be with that excuse of a man that is Kristian.

>>69450225
>Varg has a whole theory connecting people with Asperger's and Neanderthals
>Literally just: X people have these characteristics and Y people do to, therefore X must be Y

Fucking wew

>>69450284
this is the same guy who drove 80km to a guy's apartment stabbed him 26 times and called it self defence. what did you expect

>>69448493
Lol. What's funny is you could email him and he might do it.

>>69450322
I love Varg. Shame he is an actual retard.

Do you guys think Varg and the guy from Graveland would be friends?

>>69450374
Varg never had, and will never have, any friends.

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>>69450374
>Oh shit, I'm sorry

>>69450322
hes so fucking embarrassing

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>>69450402

>>69450402
>doesn't like memes
wew

>>69450417
Imagine having that as your dad

>>69450435
i already fantasize about it every night

>>69450424
stormfront nazi memes are nothing but harmless family fun desu

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I would _____ young Varg Vikernes.

>>69450435
You mean a nice, traditional man who cares about his children, spreading the truth and his race? Yeah that would be just awful (sarcasm)

>>69450461
please kill yourself

>>69450458
KILL

>>69450435
Given the way the times are it's not hard to do so.

>>69450458
cuddle

>>69450458
Consult and reassure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DU2WBsMabQ

>>69450402
>>69450469
>>69450475
he would fucking murder you irl so stfu

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>>69450458
Young Varg is a heavy metal heart-throb.
Cutest guy in metal?
No homo.

fuck this board

>>69450435
I wish.

>>69448390
he is right on some thing (negros) and wrong on other ()

Has anyone asked for Varg's opinion on Kpop and kpop qts?

>>69451728
Yes. He likes Sunny.

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would you rather;

listen to metal records with young varg
or
drive through the forest with current varg

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>>69451439
it would be tough to beat young Quorthon

>>69453588
Drive through the forest obv

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>>69451728
he is very open about his crush on Eunha. He ranted about her for like half an hour in one of the videos.

It's a gimmick. Varg is actually a genderfluid SJW.

>>69448545
Lol how old are you, 20?

>>69453628
We gotta put together a Satanic Studmuffins calendar or something...

>>69453588
Drive through the forest listening to Disintegration.

>>69448545
pagan larpers are not /pol/