Grimes
>Ugly
>Shitty voice
>Generic boring music
>never had billboard 100 success
>unlikeable cunt
>Hairy armpits and yellow teeth
Marina
>Old, Wrinkly, looks like shit for 31
>Garbage sellout music
>has always been ugly but somehow managed to get even uglier
>never had billboard 100 success
>Is a sellout
>unlikeable cunt
>Hairy armpits,mustache and has facial hair
>literally the biggest cuck in female music
>looks like a tranny
Lauren
>Saggy flat tits
>Ugly face
>SJW Cunt
>hates /mu/
>never had billboard 100 success
>is racist against white people
Annie Clark(St. Vincent)
>Lesbian Dyke
>Literally no tits
>literally no ass
>guitars sound like autotuned farts
>doesn't even sing just talks over her garbage guitars
>never had billboard 100 success
Sky Ferreria
>Man face
>fucked up heroin whore
>Man Voice
>never had billboard 100 success
>monotone boring Voice
Charli XCX
>Ugly, Fat, Smelly
>Half Indian so half poo
>posts and talks about taking shits and pisses
>Shitty obnoxious Voice
>Is a whore
>only has a career because of Iggy Azealia
Joanna Newsom
>sounds like an autistic Grandma
>looks like a wrinkly twelve year old
>shitty autistic lyrics
>Maried to Andy Samberg
Lana Del Rey
>literally who
And then we have Beyoncé
>Hot as fuck, looks like 20 at 35
>big tits big ass
>#slays
>Is Queen
>tremendous billboard 100 success
>Amazing Voice, can sound cute and threatening at the same time
>Is a strong women and is actually strong and doesn't just pretend to be
>BTFO /pol/ and /mu/ with ez
>Everyone exept for fat ugly neckbeard losers like her
just stop
#slay
It was good until you started praising her
And then you have Bjork.
>Been in the music industry for decades
>very consistent discography
>a wonderful voice
>many top 40 hits in the U.K.
>artistic as fuck.
>>69421251
Honestly even comparing Bjork to any of these artists (ok maaaybe St Vincent and Joanna Newsom will work) is an insult to her.
>>69421251
>UK success
Am I supposed to care?
If you don't succeed in the US, you just don't matter.
>>69421251
This honestly: >>69421297
>>69421251
Bjork has no comparison
>>69421297
Well I just find it funny how this Beyonce copypasta ignores the best female musician.
Perhaps avoiding on purpose? Hmmmm....
>>69421625
then why not mention her? instead you post about bjork
>>69421625
Shania Twain isn't on the list because the BeyHive knows their place.
>>69421443
She did pretty well in the US too though
>>69421625
>>69421251
>>69421297
threads exclude Grandmas
>>69421816
Oh no she didn't
>>69421824
then what the fuck is Marina doing here?
>>69421251
Oh please don't even compare the greatest female musician to these prefabricated models with expiration date
>Lana Del Rey
>literally who
4/10 attempt. next time dedicate yourself and do a proper shitpost bait
>>69421856
What makes you say that? I was looking at her wikipedia page and she charted like 10 times. I mean, I don't really know how good that is relatively speaking but it seems successful to me
>>69420458
Kill yourself.
Beyoncé is fat and sucks camel dick
Carly Rae Jepsen is bae
>>69421915
You know who else charted 10 times?
Ke$ha
>>69422067
2tru
>>69420458
>Everyone except for fat ugly neckbeard losers like her
Beyonce is fat and ugly.
>>69421443
>If you don't succeed in the US, you just don't matter.
Shut the fuck up dude, the US population is but a fraction of the entire world. There are tons of successful artists only known in their homecountry. That's like saying most Grime rappers don't matter, or that K-pop artists are irrelevant as fuck.
>>69421900
Dont be butt hurt, lana is a literal who kys for listening to garbage
>>69423232
Lana>all of the artists above
also
>kys
Underage b&
>black