ITT: Poorly describe an artist/band and others try to guess it

>>69374190
>nu metal
>quiet and relaxing male voice

>old punk rock
>drunk russian man sings about his defense

>>69374207
Deftones?

>>69374207
defnitely staind

Adam Sandler died the other day

>Crying bird noises
>The harp sounds nice though

bleeding pussy complains that he's sad and deserves it

>man screaming in church with a dunwich pedal
>if you could hear someone scream in space, this is what it would sound like

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really shitty

>generic folk band that /mu/ loathes

its a story but you have to bother the vocalist on facebook or twitter to get some of the plot

really nice

>Amazing voice
>No 2 albums of said musician sound the same
>Has been in the music business for decades.
>Foreign (not from Britain)
>>69374484
Joanne Newsome

>>69375034
Mumford and sons??

They could have been bigger than the Beatles

Electronic lounge shoegaze with French vocals

>bowie instumentals with the singer who constantly talks about sex

>>69376463
Lou reed or iggy pop, I cant tell

>>69376347
M83?

>>69375167
Beach Boys

>yelps over grime beats

>>69376549
Pulp

Faux-artsy numales who really want to be cool and different but are too dumb and uninteresting to do it any way possible and also think they're too good for anything that conveys any kind of emotion.

>>69376922
Stereolab

>a bunch of chavs who think they're the Beatles

>>69377120
the monkees

>>69377120
Oasis

>>69377120
Oasis

>a sexual celibate complains and laughs at fat people

>>69375076
bork?

>>69374686
Literally any DSBM album?

>>69377299
so I just googeld what dsbm is and it's like black metal but for emos, right?

The sounds of warbling ass

>>69377273
Morrissey

Spicy occult stuff

>>69377291
Yes it was Bjork.

Self hating white rapper

Hood raspy rap

>>69377601
Macklemore
>>69377605
Future
>>69377444
Coil?

>>69377601
Yung Lean? Eminem? Elp?

>>69377605
Earl

Woman who has a mental breakdown when you touch her hair

>>69377620
>>69377627

Macklemore it is

https://youtu.be/gdVRlM-kSx8

>>69377640
Lauryn hill?

>Insane old man sings about love and bonding.

Dead frontman, dude ska LMAO

>>69377640
Bjork

>>69377200
>>69377202
Yes

>>69377659
>>69377696
Nope

>>69377708
Britney Spears?

>>69377719
No

Has fucked everyone in the music industry

>>69377860
Taylor Swuft

>>69377755
Azealia Banks

>>69377640
Solange Knowles

>>69377868
Winner

Rapper who had an amazing debut album then sold out.

>>69377941
Kendrick?

>>69374775
Grimes?

>>69377041
Death Grips

>>69377041
radiohead

>>69377041
Neutral milk hotel

>band's name goes against the kind of music they make

>>69378090
The Pop Group?

>>69378090
Joy Division

>>69378106
Yup

>>69377903
You got it

>>69377041
AnCo

>>69377041
Twenty One Pilots

>THE

Needs $1

Britbong, basically invented dubstep

>>69377041
indie pop/rock

>>69374430
Leonard Cohen?

mariachi slipknot

bonus:
mariachi fugazi
mariachi siouxsie and the banshees

>>69378283
>mariachi slipknot
the mars volta?

>>69378339
si

>young iggy pop
>wayne rooney
>will ferrell
>jesus christ

>>69377941
kanye

It's an industrial band but not really, but it sorta is I guess, it is really a rock band, but it has tons of shit, sometimes even pure instrumentals, eoverall instrumentals are the strongest parts of this band, and the concepts their albums have. All albums expect for like one or so are very ersonal, clearly. Depressing as fuck usually, not a single album has an happy ending.

>>69377041
Highly Suspect

>>69378819
NIN?

Thrash metal band that was good early on and had good solos, the turned to shitty hard rock with solos that all sound the same

>>69379048
Metallica

>>69374190
Nonmetal Two-piece band that melts faces harder than most metal bands.

Hillbilly dude playing a genre he hates being classified as while singing about weed

>>69378925
yeah

>>69378398
chili peppers

>>69379917
Colt ford

>>69374414
gg allin

>>69374207
Incubus?

>>69377041
Animal Collective

>>69377860
lana del rey

>>69379917
Willie Nelson