Clue #1
emoticons/emojis/exclamation marks! :^)
you're not a real /mu/tant
>>69348885
are you a female mutie?
>>69348885
Clue #2
they're all college communists from first world countries
>>69348885
Clue #3
Everyone who creates and posts in Grimes trreads
#4
TITS!
>>69348885
Dyed hair, Smell like Fish
>>69348885
>you're not a real channer
Go back to Facebook.
They "like" you over there.
>>69351803
>responding
i've got some bad news for you
>>69352252
PINK ISN'T WELL HE STAYED BACK AT THE HOTEL
>>69348909
Awwww wittle redditor want some upvotes? :(
>>69348885
how do spot big booty ebony bitches OP?
Clue #5
SJW, feminism, Hillary supporters offended by,,,,, radiohead? maybe?
>>69353098
kek
>>69353320
GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSXDDD
Clue #6
>they start writing paragraphs that move the goalpost away from the original point
>fav phrase is "not an argument"
>calls people virgins on a music board
>anybody that disagrees with them is from /pol/
>>69353180
the real issue is right here boys
>>69353180
What transsexual band is that?
>>69348885
Females with vaginas are so disgusting.
>>69348885
>vaporwave girl
>tumblr girl
>indie girl
#5
They write like how they talk
"umm no"
As a girl on /mu/, most of these are true.
>they'll never be attracted to you
That about sums it up.