Spit a verse, anon.

>>69299479
memes are my game
they help dull the pain
in real life the only thing is shame

I am loner
With big boner

Awful atoll
Oh incalculable
In discreetness and sorrow
Bawl bellow
Sibyl seacow all done up in a bow
Toddler and roll
Teeth an impala blessed bit of leather
While yarrow, heather and hollyhock
Awkwardly molt along the shore

I like to fuck
nut in my butt

Willows whiten, aspens shiver.
The sunbeam showers break and quiver
In the stream that runneth ever
By the island in the river
Flowing down to Camelot.
Four gray walls, and four gray towers
Overlook a space of flowers,
And the silent isle imbowers
The Lady of Shalott.

fuck ur mums black hairy void
like i was a paranoid android

oh wait wrong thread

name's dr dre
sikes i'm gay

Sometimes I rhyme so fast, my words get slurred
But not like purple drank, that's just so absurd
Met a bad lich, unlike a scratch to a itch
Takes a couple shits but we finally got the hitch
Knows a lot of people, most of them are sheeple
With wolves in shepard's clothing, all black peepholes
Understand me first then fight later
Taking control and power
from all you haters

At least I tried making friends
What happened to enemies?
I guess nobody
Wants to see the end of me


Jay, Dre, was that sufficient to drop my microphone I'm holding?

>>69299479
>Spit a verse, anon
Kek.

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga please

>>69299821
boi if you dont

I'm extremely racist and hate black people ie niggER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGER NIGGER

>>69299479
God damn you look holy
Your smile paints my body
I wish I could stay with you forever
So I can punch a nigga
NiggA nigga nigga

if the big bang was symmetrical and determinism holds true
then somewhere across the universe there'll be another you
they'll say the things that you say and do all the things you do
share all your thoughts and feelings, have the same ideas too

Uh, uh, uh, uh.

Drop into the beat like Phelps in the pool
Fire in my breath yet I still stay cool
People say I'm gold, they saying "A U!
Drop another bar tho I cant pay you"
Fuck right off if you dont got the cash
Number one nigga but I always finish last
Devil in the sheets but a God on the track
Dr Dre? Ye and Jay? They can kiss my ass

Uh
I finna
Uh Uh
I finna dun
Uh Uh Uh
I finna dun I numba one, son, gun, nun, bun, run, fun, none, done

fuck this some gay shit

(danny brown voice)

vision getting abstract
kline looms in my rear window
rich-cocking bitches
yeah they callin me a psycho
american fantasy killer finna call me bateman
turn that shit to gold, pan that, we forthwall breaking

imma bout to spit some real shit
niggas cant even deal with these licks
when i show up in da club
bitches gonna get a hold of g's chub
thats all i wanna say
thats it, this is over
yall /mu/tants are gay

Metro Boomin want sum more nigga
Mike Will made it
Jahil Beats
Zaythoven
uh
uhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_IMjcdAeIzch yeah
[Hook x2][Gucci Mane]
All my memes ironic
All my life's ironic
My memes are so iconic
Cuz all my memes ironic

[Verse 1: Juicy J]
Ayy
You niggas aint no memers
You niggas just talk
Call me high self esteemer
Cuz ironic shitposts is all i talk
Juicy been shitposting all day
I aint no loser
Juicy still gettin paid
Im so fame-muusa
YEAH HOE
Drinking bottles of that water
Other niggas dehydrated like they thirsty for a father
Niggas think they see me
Like a Fata Morgana
Why am I still writing this
Wtf

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Rape shit like a rapist
Hating these fucking gay kids
Skating on your fucking fake tits
I hate my dad
Hes a faggot
He sux
Ur a cuck
Nigga

I float like gravity, never had a cavity
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I'm sliding over cars while I shoot
>I feel like I'm Tom Cruise
>(Tom Cruise Tom Cruise Tom Cruise)
>But bitch I'm Bobby with that tool!!!

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QZhYGy50Ch

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(Verse 1: Lil Yachty)
Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood
So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying that you're full
And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite
He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"
So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
And you say that you already ate
And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food"
So you pile some more on your plate
While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin'
Of the moment that it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin'
Into something that looks like cheese
Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think,
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
With this ugly food that stinks"
So you bust out the door while it's still closed
Still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate
And then you call your friend two weeks later
To see how he has been
And he says, "I understand about the food,
Baby Bubba, but we're still friends"

I like to...
Party with my peeps
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monte on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest-meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
"Myah see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?"
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
"Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
Alright already"
I'm ridica-licka-lous
Like a booger I stick to this
Take a whiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha

(Voodoo mambo, chili congo)
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
(Voodoo mambo, chili congo)
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
(Voodoo mambo, chili congo)

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest, keenest, scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
"I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can!"
I'm a Latin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
"Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!"
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
"Why certainly, nyuk-nyuk-nyuk"
Get stupid get retarded
Cuz Pest'll get the party started
"Which way did he go, George?
"Which way did he go?"
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
"What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!"
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared (You sit there!)
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Blend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!

>>69299479
YEAHYEAH BITCH

YEAHYEAH TRICK

RAF ALL ON MY BODY BITCH
BITCH I TOTE THAT DIRTY CLIP
TOTE THAT DIRTY STICK
MONEY BAGS IN MY WHIP
AND I YEAHYEAH BITCH
GUCCI ON MY DICK, YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH TRICK
AND THAT RED IN MY CUP
I DROP A XAN IN MY CUP HO
YEAH I DONT GIVE A FUCK HO
U GET STUCK HO
NIGGA GET BUCK HO

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH OOH BITCH I RUN THE CHECK
WOAH YEAH IN MY VLONE DAT WAY

MMMHHHHHGGH YEAH HMM NIGGA
MASTURBATING TO NIGGERS NIGGA
MASTURBATING TO YIFF NIGGA
TRAPPIN IS MY GIFT NIGGA
DRIVIN IN A LAC
SMOKIN ON DAT SAC
I LIKE TO HAVE SEX
IM A NIGGER
SAYING NIGGER IS RACIST
LIKE SAYING ONE RACE IS BETTER THAN OTHER RACES
NIGGERS
NIGGER

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Double cup lifestyle,, ooouuu

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>>69299479
I can't sing about bars
leave her standing there
with her rolled up pants
wouldn't say I fetch that far

Would've drowned instead
with a head full of cookies and milk
latter retreats, into suede and silk
with the sweet and sour, come about every hour
into the considerable realm of beyond two treats

I can't spit about bars
my handle is mediocre at best
and without consideration of rest
I could labeled a charlatan, maybe even a niggard

It wouldn't be through a street
That you come to a full fledged stop
Kinda like sitting, front to your own desktop
and thinking about all of those times where you could
though you really couldn't, or rather really wouldn't

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I j-just talked to Dre
He said "what up Pepe?"

>>69299479
>Hard hop beat
Nigga
Nigga
Nigga
Nigga
Nigga
Nigga

>Horrorcore beat

Stab a nigga
Eat a nigga
Anal rape a nigga
Disect a nigga
Cuck a nigga
N-Ni-Nigaaaaa

>Death grips

Ugggh
Wah
Fuccch
Wraha
Neragh
Gahhhwa
Nyaagh
Aye
Boy
Spikes

>>69302326
Damn, you're a pro

FUCK YOU JAY-Z
THEY SHOULD CALL YOU LAY-Z
YOU'RE JUST CRAZY
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON YAYZE

I'M A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL
SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE

>>69302542
10/10 best in thread

Im just a nigga from the hood life aint too good
Pirus threaten to kill me nigga i wish they would
So they could end my miserable melancholic life
Too ugly to get hoes so forget about the wife
I stay up late masturbating to cuck porn
I wish that there was some way for me to fuck more
I got a box full of expired condoms on my nightstand
And I got my little pitbull licking my right hand
So I get the fuck up and start lubing up my dick
Hold the son of a bitch down and give his dick a lick
About 5 minutes pass and I'm hard as a rock
So into my dog's asshole I insert my cock
Once I penetrate his asshole I'm filled with glee
I start to feel a sensation in my pee pee
I cum in my dog's ass and go to sleep
Damn it felt good to finally lose my virginity

nigga kill whitey

I'm a fucking god, so don't even prod the beef
Me and the squad make your girl cream, the aqua teens

my verses are weak,
what else can I say?
they're mediocre as fuck,
kinda like Beats by Dre

Oh shit oh wow,
Look it's my idol,
nah not you Jay-Z,
you bomb harder than Tidal

then i'd proceed to be the whitest person in the room

I was kicked out of church
Fornication and sodomy
I said "Priest, don't you remember
the day you was inside of me?"

N I G G A K I L L W H I T E Y
I
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G
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K
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W
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Alright...
Mic check, one two....
I'm snorting coke off an ashtray,
In a beat up, stolen Chevrolet,
In the parking lot of a strip mall just outside of San Josē!
You know I got more bars cell,
Make El-P look Soulja Boy Tell...
Um, you think you can mess with me?
Well, you can go piss off, R. Kelly

>>69299801
I can't hear the word "absurd" without thinking of Drake and Josh Season 5

Nigga in 90s NY i was gettin that jew gold like a mining drill
While on the same time u was a bitch ass cuck for that fagt Bill
Gonna call me a racist for sayin 'nigga'? Now tell me why Big Pun can, when he's what, puerto rican? *Cough* i mean illegal.
They dig the rhetoric, gotta give it to the people

All in all, a reall wall street crook son, while u not just a crook one but also a shook one.
Don!

NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

All the bitches on me
Tryna get them off me
Got op's mom's dick near me
Oh my yah

>>69302542
Lay-Z will be the first single on Blackstar 2

>>69299479
spit a verse yo
its a turd yo
verses hearsin' twerps
cause rappin's murdered by the worst yo
I'm a fucking nerd
slow....
down cause the downs got my half brain clownin out
turd flow berserk bro
I love you
no homo
yo
I just wanna grow
a brain in my brain hoe
rapping hella bad man I'm making words from my turd hole