Record shops

Don't set your expectations too high -- it's still retail work

>>69259825
Quit your jobs

All your customers will be massive plebs anyway

Maybe I should do this. Every time I go to a record store people think I work there.

>>69259825
insult anyone entering the store about their shit taste

Be as miserable as possible while working there

Every once in a while mutter how much you hate music

When someone asks for assistance, grunt at them

>>69259842
this. also, fuck your colleagues

play trout mask replica on the store speakers. call everyone's music taste pleb.

>>69259825

What was the interview like? Did you have to prove to be patrician or at least knowledgeable about music?

Also, have fun helping teenage girls to their alt-J, Vampire Weekend and Arctic Monkeys for their Crosleys.

>>69259825
how'd you get the job op?

Please keep us posted on how you like it.

>>69259994
>>69259933
I just gave in my CV and they where like yeah you start Monday

>>69259865
this so much, but outside the store be the most friendly fucker around

Get ready for extreme disappointment.
And the bum's rush in January.

>>69259933
You're clearly going to the wrong record stores.

Be just as pretentious to customers when they ask questions/recommendations as all the other record store employees in the world

learn how to strip down and repair an audio technica lp-60

overclock your cpu

Watch High Fidelity

Don't be the guy from High Fidelity

>>69260088
where do you live op?

>>69262944
Ireland

Recomend stuff that doesn't have any relation to what they're looking for. Bornus points if you constantly shill the same album.

"I'm looking for some Wu Tang."
"You'll find that in the hip-hop section over there, but you'd probably prefer the new Alcest album. He's gone back to more black metal sound but the melodic goodness that was the only thing Shelter had going for it is still there."