Bach's music is for entry level plebs y/n, and why?

y, because

Both
Childhood is when you think his keyboard works are his best accomplishments

Adulthood is when you know it's really his cantatas

>>69257193
it's for noone and for everyone, like all great things

>>69257193
fugues suck when compared to sonatas. That's basically it.

>>69257193
It's for entry level patricians. Those who are just beginning to be patrician.

De gustibus non est disputandum: the thread

Don't forget to post this in every thread on this board!

it's entry level classical but unlike other genres, entry level classical is often the best in classical

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>>69257193
Yes. Bach is entry level, but that doesn't mean he is bad. Don't listen to Mozart posters.

>>69257344
>fugues suck
Shitting on the greatest musical form ever created? Bach frowns upon you...
Disgraceful

>>69257575
>Shitting on the greatest musical form ever created
that's not sonata

who would be second in line in the german baroque department?

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>>69257344
>>69257613
why not have both :D

>>69257193

He made his music for God. This means God is a pleb.

>>69257751
because fugues already were outdated in the late 18th century

>>69257613
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little sonata lover? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Juilliard, and I’ve been involved in numerous Symphony Orchestras and small ensembles, and I have over 300 instruments I've mastered. I am trained originally on the tuba and I’m the top tuba player in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another listener. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of musicians across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sonata preferring life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can play anywhere, anytime, and I can outplay you on any and all instruments, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in every instrument ever made, but I have access to the entire world music scene and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Bach is for people who enjoy sex in the missionary position with the lights off and eat their steak well-done

>>69257508
Bach is not entry level, mozart is.

>>69257193
Bach's music is terribly boring, that's what

>>69257487
ask people who never listen to classical who the best composer is. Almost all of them will say mozart or beethoven. Bach is not entry level.

>>69258181
lick my dick, it's hard

>>69258135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uX-5HOx2Wc
>boring
lel pleb.

>>69258181
Bach is not as obvious as Beethoven or Mozart because they became pop culture memes due to Amadeus and A Clockwork Orange among other things, but you can hardly compare him to someone like Scriabin who will give the average normie a colossal headache with his delirious piano sonatas.

His music is on another level entirely, but it's not for laymen like
>>69257865
>>69258135

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>>69257851
>I can play anywhere, anytime, and I can outplay you on any and all instruments, and that’s just with my bare hands

>>69258214
>Igor must serve master Bach Igor is a good servant

>>69258181
>ask people who never listen to classical who the best composer is
>that guy who wrote pirates of carribean theme

>>69258214
fucking boring shit garbage
and the pianist is trashcringe as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IaPsZ9y-0U

if you think this is boring you should probably not be on a music board to begin with

>>69258308
I think it's awful shit, not even boring ;)

>>69258305
>he doesn't know gould

Eine kleine Nachtmusik >>>>>> Matthew's passions

>>69258320
how come anon

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>>69258326

>>69258320
le no taste.

>>69258305
Claims to know classical --> doesn't know gould.
You've defeated yourself kiddo.

Bach more like duh

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>>69258446

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>>69258464
>Claims to know classical

>>69258398
>>69258477
>>69258500
absolutely epic! xD

He is entry level

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>>69257851

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Bach's music is cosmic, eternal, and impossibly deep. It's entry-level, but its relevance only increases as the listener becomes more "advanced."

If you can't appreciate the brilliance of the B minor mass, WTC, art of fugue, etc, I find it very hard to take your musical opinion seriously, especially if your explanation is nothing more than "bc fugues suck."

>>69257344
>>69257826
>writing off an entire method of organizing music regardless of content.
Congratulations, you played yourself.

No, his music is extremely advanced and geniously composed. Entry-level plebs tend to gravitate towards Chopin and Telemann, since it caters to the more simple forms of music.

>>69258617
>xD
plz dude.

>>69259051
suck my anus

wankery t.b.h

>>69258214
>you'll never be an autistic musical genius like Gould
why even live

>>69259215
zero wanke my guy

>>69257193
Does it matter, really? His lute works are some of the best pure melody music ever composed.

>>69258214
when do the lyrics start?

Y, and only real tru patrishuns like me listen to tru patrishun musik like radiohead and swans.

>>69259590
Do listen to them, /mu/. It's amazing music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiJae5yZhXY&t=3179s

>>69258243
Thanks for the Scriabin rec

>>69257508
>>69258122
FURTHER

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>>69260027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIP1YoPAeyM

>implying normies can handle this

>>69258214
>>69259277
>>69258464
>Gould
>he dares to call others plebians
You should be ashamed.

white and kike music was and is trash or composed practically by blacks

prove me wrong, pro-tip: you can't

i'm currently studying the basics of harmony through his cantatas so yes, in a way

>>69260111
https://youtu.be/olqPODTcRHI?t=4m55s

Mozart is the most pleb out of the Big 3