>he calls himself a music fan >he can't play an instrument

>he calls himself a music fan
>he can play an instrument
>he plays 21 pilots songs on the ukelele

Does an SPD 30 count?

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>he calls himself a music fan
>he plays bass guitar

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>he calls himself a book fan
>he has never written a book

>>69225504
>he says he likes grills
>< he's a khv xD

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>>69225504
Shh

Mu thinks they are REAL music fans because they just listen to semi obscure rym core

They hate being reminded theyre talentless consumerist hacks

>>69225574
Who is this qt

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>He calls himself a music fan
>He can play drums
>Only song he can play is Hot For Teacher

>he calls himself a football fan
>doesn't play football

This is how retarded you sound

>>69225596
Literally true

>he calls himself a movie fan
>he can't make a movie

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>>69225648
>>69225596
Meme all you want, what you are is equal to a top 40 listener

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>>69225504
>he calls himself a shitposter
>smug anime pic

I can sing though and voice is the best instrument there is

>>69225602
This

>he calls himself a music fan
>he can only play a boring conventional instrument like the piano, the guitar, the bass or the drums

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>>69225700
>voice is the best instrument there is

>he calls himself a music fan
>he's not a musician

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>>69225648
uhh that actually makes sense too like how can you be invested in a thing you've never done like at all you literally have zero frame of reference

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>>69225729
>Anything that's "traditional" or "conventional" is boring by default

Your average underage avant teen, how emberassing.

>>69225729
I agree. I only play REAL instruments like the ukulele and the accordion

>>69225794
>not exclusively playing prog songs on a church organ

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>he calls himself a music fan
>only instrument he can play is electric guitar

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>>69225504
don't
fucking
use my waifu
my beloved Kirino
for your stupid
fucking
post
fuck you

>>69225853
Kek

>>69225504
>he calls himself a music fan
>he doesn't grind vinyl records into a fine powder and inject them intravenously

>>69225504
You know what? You're right.

I'm going to learn an instrument. Suggestions?

Also, guitar doesn't count as an instrument. Not do bass or drums in a rock context.

>>69226614
the keys

>>69226637
>>>/s/uicide

>>69226614
piano, you'll end up learning music theory at the same time

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> calls himself a music fan
> calls anonymous strangers not music fans for completely stupid reasons

>>69226637
>guitar doesn't count as an instrument
What did he mean by this?

>>69226660
Thanks. I'll consider it.

>>69226660
The piano is the go to pseud instrument

>>69225504
>tfw learning how to play an instrument
feels good man

>tfw playing for 2 years
>still sound like shit
a-at least I tried, right?

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>>69225504
>he calls himself an electronic music fan
>can't mix

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>>69225543
The singer for my old band would do this. He could play little guitar and above average drums. But would insist on doing vocal even though he was only taught drums.
>mfw I only do solo folk now

>>69225614
It's a male version of Aubrey Plaza jacking off

>>69226751
He means it's pretty easy to halfway learn how to play guitar and then claim that you know how to play the car. Anyone can learn some major chords (and maybe one minor one) and and play some bullshit

>>69228366
I'm too poor to buy the equipment ok

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>>69225504
>he says he plays the violin
>can't even shred Locatelli's labyrinth violin concerto to tempo

>he calls himself a follower of politics
>doesn't even try to run for office

That's why I call myself a music fan and not a musician, dipshit

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>he calls himself a rap fan
>can't even freestyle

>>69225677
>Posts an image of DFW
>Hasn't read Infinite Jest

>he calls himself a music fan
>he can't cool the music
do you even spin bro?

>He has released many albums, coined a genre of music and has produced U2 and Coldplay.
>Calls himself a non-musician
Eno you sonofabitch

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>he calls himself a music fan
>he actually listens to music

You guys are as pleb as it gets

>>69225632
Good song

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>he calls himself a fan
>doesn't blow or suck air

>>69229371
Legally Obtain ableton or whatever and a bunch of vsts. ez

>>69231970
That's not really mixing

>>69231241
B-but I do blow....

what if i can shittily make music on gayloop studios

https://clyp.it/k5yalwu4

also

>>69232344
also how do i sound like squarepusher

>>69232349

Push the square looking buttons.

>>69232349
Are you asking if you sound like Squarepusher? Because the amen break is a good start lel

>>69232377
but fl 12's UI is all rounded

>>69232388
asking how i can start sounding like him

>>69232396
Oh well as a start you can find out what equipment he uses. Search interviews..
Also go crazy with fm modulation with those synths that do fm synthesis, streching drum breaks and squishing them... perhaps slow down your track and putting in those details. Idk if any of that is useful

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>>69225700
>the voice is the best instrument there is

>>69226614
Jaw harp

>>69225504
>he calls himself a music fan

Fuck you I can play the recorder

>>69225648
Nope, not the same point. The same point would be:

>Calls himself a sports fan
>Doesn't know sports rules

>calls himself a music fan
>isn't an omnipotent, omnipresent being with instant access to all possible knowledge and conciousness in the universe

really you know nothing

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>he "likes" movies
>he isn't a director

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>>69225729
>Boring conventional instrument
What does that even mean

>>69225574
there's nothing wrong with bass, also that scene is hot is fuck so lay off, homo, unless you wanna meet...

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>>69225853
fuck off back to /a/

>>69229344
yes and thats not learning how to play the guitar. That's being that faggot that everyone hates behind their back.

>>69233844
she has such a big popshot i wish i were knelt before her catching every rope across my faggot face

>>69233954
bet she can play keys too

>>69225504
>he calls himself a music fan
>plays an instrument

>>69225596
writing a book can be rather compared to writing your own album. It requires creativity, but learning HOW TO play instrument takes none.

>>69225504
>anime
opinion discarded

>>69236556
how does it feel, not knowing how to play any instruments? must be a really plebby feeling

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>Worst girl wins

>>69225767
thats wrong too though

you can play an instrument without know the "rules" ie music theory

it's more like being a fan of golf but not being able to hit cleanly. you can still show your appreciation for it but when it comes to actually replicating your interest you fail miserably

>>69225504
>my voice is an instrument :^)
>smugchinesecartoon.jpg

>>69236412
It is true.

>>69225504
I don't have to play an instrument to enjoy music.

It's been over half a decade, why won't this reaction pic/greentext bullshit die already?

>>69225596
>he calls himself a book fan
>can't even write or type

Isn't it hilarious that I don't even need to ask if this is a classicalfag?