Has /mu/ praised their queen lauren mayberry today?

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>>69203136
Maybe(rry) not

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>>69203316

literal whore

How much does she charge for the hour?
Does she do anal? Does she let me cum on her mouth? Does she let me fuck her as many times as I can within the stipulated time?
If at least two out of three of the above are positive, I may consider her services. If not, she can get fucked by rapefugees.

>>69203538

her face is getting worse as she is ageing
... her body is getting better

>>69203136
Oh my god get the fuck off my board

>>69203136
>>69203316
>>69203538
hnnng

>>69203609
I think she's looking great overall.

>>69203708
I was so close to her once I could smell her

Would do anything to smell that scent again

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Save them (9 pics), I'm not going to post them twice.

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>>69203742
w-what was it like?

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>>69203767
Bro

Imagine

>>69203797
like a sweet nice floral smell?

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>>69203840
Imagine if perfection was a smell, not imagine a smell sweeter than that.

Saying that, in the festival I met her at she kept going on about Brexit for 10 minutes straight... In Ireland

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>>69203942
God damn.

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>>69203942
WHAT A HOTTIE 10/10

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>>69204172
Super hot

>>69203967
you and lavren still dating?

>>69204204
T H I C C

>>69204276
10/10 juicy. hope she twerks at some point

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>>69204274
I don't know anymore man.

>>69204564
:(

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booty

any other bands with a similar sound to chvrches?

kind of akin to metric sound wise? trying to get into synth pop

>>69203588
I like you.

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>>69204815
Ladytron. The most patrician female fronted synthpop band besides The Knife, Propaganda and Yazoo.

>>69204965
any recs for songs by each band?

>>69205012
ladytron - destroy everything you touch

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>>69205012
>Ladytron
Destroy Everything You Touch, Seventeen, Playgirl, Ghosts, Deep Blue, Blue Jeans, High Rise, Beauty*2, Mirage, Discotraxx, Evil, The Way That I Found You, International Dateline, Fighting in Built Up Areas, Tomorrow, Black Cat (the list is endless, they're really great).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T19kOv98BJA

>The Knife
Silent Shout, Heartbeats, Neverland, Kino, Like a Pen, We Share Our Mother' Health, The Bridge, Pass This On, Marble House, You Make Me Like Charity, NY Hotel.

>Propaganda
The entire album A Secret Wish. Try first: P:Machinery, Dr. Mabuse, Duel, Dream Within a Dream, The Murder of Love.

>Yazoo
Their only 2 albums. Try first: Only You, Don't Go, Situation, Bad Connection, Nobody's Diary, Happy People

>>69205012
yazoo - tuesday and situation
propganda - dr mabuse and jewel/duel
ladytron - destroy everything you touch and ghosts

other things you might like:
young marble giants
miss kittin & the hacker
susanne sundfor
zola jesus
wild beasts (not female but the lead singer sounds like male kate bush)
knife
marianne faithfull's 80s output

>>69205320
Good. I'm adding these ones:
Grimes (obviously!)
Goldfrapp
Computer Magic
Crystal Castles
Marsheaux
La Roux
Chromatics
Nite Jewel
Class Actress
Shiny Toy Guns (similar to Metric)
Austra
Glass Candy
Dragonette
Xeno & Oaklander
Sally Shapiro
iamamiwhoami
Chairlift
Purity Ring
Priest
Psychic Twin
Doss
Gold Zebra
Venus Hum

Now you're an expert in synthpop with female vocals.

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>>69205183
bb

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>>69206102

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I fucking love you lavren

>>69205118
more like destroy every chair you sit on cuz ur fat haha

>>69207272
XD

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we live in the most qt timeline bros

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>>69203538
hnnnnng

>>69203538
she's aging like wine, and it's so fucking hot.

>>69203538
wow

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>>69207440
>b-brandon, it's getting cold come snuggle with me. it's getting late and I don't want you to be tired at work.

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>>69207440
that's the same thing people said about Marina and this her now, her aging like wine won't last for long before she turns into a wrinkly old hag

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>>69207791
superior scottish genes friendo. welsh BTFO

>>69207791
>>69207791
That's marina, her and lauren are two different people.

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>>69207847
>>69207880

She's starting to get smile lines, I give her max. 3 years before she looks like this

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>brandon just go to sleep, you're working with heavy equipment and electricity. i don't want to get a call while im on tour that you're dead

I'm listening to my first ever Chvurches song because of this thread.

She's cute but her voice is too high to listen to for any extended period of time.

Not as good a Paramore as far as 13 year old white girl music goes tbf

>>69207918
I want to get stoned with lavren so bad.

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>>69207918
She was never attractive though.

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>>69207994
and watch really bad movies and laugh at them.

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>>69208023
holy fuck you need to get laid Brandon.

>>69203136
Every day.

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>>69207995
She was

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>>69208023
>Lauren will never watch a bad movie with you and put her head on your shoulder halfway through
>You will never scratch her head until she falls asleep in your arms
>she will never get embarrassed when she wakes up and sees that she drooled all over your
>you will never carry her up to bed and kiss her goodnight

Contemplating suicide

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Why are her nips always hard? Is she always horny or is it just always cold where they play? Either way it turns me on so fucking much

>>69204172
She looks like Tina Fey here lol

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Clearest Blue is so fucking good

https://youtu.be/RzGxYzlFgHQ?t=122

>>69203538
She can have all muh cummies

>>69209586
neither of those need to be true in order for you to see a girl's nipples when they aren't wearing a bra.

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>>69211592
don't look at my nipples, anon

Remind me why does she complain about sexism when she dresses so suggestively?

btw Lavren, I know you're reading this, I just masturbated to this thread

I want to sniff her anus after she shits out a haggis

I want to be Lavren's tampon

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>>69203136
over 3000 chvrches live pictures from the 'every open eye' tour - https://mega.nz/#!51820agT!q9Xl8xmBwP9QxupLIZ3rMqr9AVZ6pFJhITENrXhl6Hw

lots of hq pics here. grab them while you can.

>ITT: /mu/ jizzes their pants over some normal-looking girl

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>>69213968
CVTE normal-looking girl are the best.

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>>69206102
would kill for a pic of her bum in those jeans

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>>69213968
normal looking girls are better than those plastic "perfect" supermodels. they're also more relatable.

>>69214063
Yeah, but my point is that she is normal-looking. So why are you guys circlejerking when you see girls like this every day. Oh wait. You guys don't leave your room. Okay. Never mind.

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>>69214081
>when you see girls like this every day
where do you see girls like lauren all day long?

>>69214093
she looks like any girl on my campus

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>>69214102
Do you ever consider that you have an autism? I'm not picking on you, people with have autism trouble with recognizing faces, you know. Cause I never saw girls with this type of face where I live, she's has a bit exotic, but not a freaky, type of face. Usually the girls I met are rather beautiful, but generic, or distinctive and average at best if they use tons of make up. Lauren has it all.

Anyway, I would like to see some lookalikes from your campus.

>>69213968
what would an extraordinary looking girl would look like to you? post some pics.

>>69214450
Not going about listing my tastes because that's not actually relevant. I am talking about appearances their respective (widely speaking) frequency among the population of this earth.

>>69214220
>I'm not picking on you
Save the damage control. Calling me autistic. Cool, anon.

>Cause I never saw girls with this type of face where I live, she's has a bit exotic, but not a freaky, type of face. Usually the girls I met are rather beautiful, but generic, or distinctive and average at best if they use tons of make up. Lauren has it all.
Where do you live? The LAC I go to is riddled with girls like this, who usually also happen to be feminists. That's a common look for these types of girls in the West. Then there are the ones that shave their heads. The rest are women who overuse their makeup and dress like a Thai prostitute.

>>69214735
taste is subjective. what is a normal girl to you it may be an extraordinary girl to someone else. maybe your standards are too damn high.

>>69214762
Yes, but physical appearance is not subjective.

>>69214830
>Yes, but physical appearance is not subjective.
wot? as long that person (the subject) doesn't have some blatant "errors", the physical appearance is entirely subjective.

Yes my penis salutes her daily and spits many praises

>>69214840
I'm not fucking talking about taste. I'm talking about physical appearance. Lauren Mayberry looks like the average girl on my campus. Average meaning most. You seem to be thinking that I am saying, "She looks as good as the average girl on my campus." I am not talking about how attractive she is.

>>69204204
Photoshopped. Glad she's getting more slutty than when she used to wear polkadot dresses though

link me any good lauren mayberry porn lookalike vids pls /mu/

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>>69214879
That's just words. C'mon anon, show us some qt's. I promise, I'll be impartial in assessing, although I doubt that they have the same lovely voice and personal characteristics.

>>69213438
Mommy!

I want to squeeze lavrens buttcheeks to make her cocoa batter com out to bottle it and use it as a condiment

shame her tits are small

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>>69220169
small tits are patrician

>>69203136
you misspelled grimes

>>69220169
Cute face is superior to big tits
what are you some animal?

>>69216431
shes so perfect it kills me