Is there something wrong, man?

>>69197924
Well, sometimes I feel very sad.

I dunno, I feel like I just wasn't made for these times.

I guess I'm saying you're the only one

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OCEAN MAN

I TOOK MY SHIRT OFF IN THE YARD

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>Fell in love with this girl called Caroline long long ago.

>We were very optimistic about the future, discussing marriage, but unfortunately we had to go our separate ways.

>Years went by and I became disillusioned about life and felt alienated by society.

>Saw Caroline again a couple of days ago and realised she had gone through the same thing, i.e. changing with the cold harshness of life.

I miss my pad

>>69198244
Now it's not, my shirt's back on...:(

>>69198300

sure would like to have a little pad in hawaii...

>>69198291
>Oh Caroline, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!

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>on vacation
>get food poisoning
>take a dip in the hotel pool
>accidentally shart a log into the water
>everyone points and stares
>everyone starts laughing at me
>loudest laughter I've ever heard
>dad beats me with a waffle iron later that night
>"This is the worst trip I've ever been on"

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>>69200027
>spend all my savings and max out my credit cards to fund a vacation to Japan because weeb
>on the plane flight there the plane's plumbing system stops working so the restrooms are unavailable
>have to hold my shit the whole way there for eight hours
>arrive at Narita airport and try to find a bathroom asap
>find one and unload as soon as possible
>it literally explodes out of my anus as I then feel something dip into the water
>turns out my anus has prolapsed
>try to flag a taxi down to take me to the hospital
>they won't take me since I don't have any cash as I originally planned on hitch-hiking
>I am stuck in the middle of Japan with a prolapsed anus
>"This is the worst trip I've ever been on"

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>>69201108
>go on a vacation to the Bronx with my wife
>befriend the hotel's bellboy, Jakleem
>when I'm exiting to the taxis he always jokes that my wife is lookin more and more "mighty fine"
>laugh with him
>he ends up fucking my wife in the backroom where they keep customer's coats
>go home in shame without her
>I hate Jakleem
>"This is the worst trip I've ever been on"