American Cry (a parody of American Pie)

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>>69005866

Now for eight years we've been on our own...
Opinion made us racist to the bone,
But that's not how it used to be...

When the Jesters became the King and Queen...
In a coat they borrowed from Jay-Z,
And the votes they gained from popularity...

Oh and while the country's heads were turned...
National interests they did spurn....
The Constitution was burned...
Executive Orders were returned!

And while Putin rolled into the West,
The Libtards shouted, "He's the best!"
And Imams praised Allah; prez be blessed...
The day the country died...

So why? Why elect some terrorist guy?
Drove my Chevy to the polls but common sense was all fried.
Them government boys were playing golf by his side
Singing can't believe they ate up our lies?!
Can't believe they ate up our lies...

Kissing king's rings in an Arab Spring...
The Kurds hunkered down in their fallout shelters...
Weapons hot and closing fast...

And landed allies on their ass...
The generals tried for a rallied cast...
With our Jester on the sidelines spending cash.

Now the four year mark was impending doom,
While Republicans tried to clear the room...
We all tried to say...
But PC falsely shamed away!

Cause the rational tried explaining points.
The Liberal back-patting would not appoint...
They were simply focused on smoking joints...
The day the country died...

We started thinkin'...
Why? Why elect some terrorist guy?
Drove my Chevy to the polls but common sense was all fried.
Them government boys were playing golf by his side
Singing can't believe they ate up our lies?!
Can't believe they ate up our lies...
Oh and there we were all in one race...
An entire nation with lost face...
With no clout left to start again...
So come on Trump be vocal!
Trump be thick!
Trump come and squash all these PC pricks,
Cause lying is the Liberal's only end...
And as I watched Trump up on the stage,
The Liberal eyes were lit with rage!
No station on payroll
Could turn those voters cold!
And as the polls climbed high away from the Right
The Liberals smugly said, "Goodnight!"
But they awoke to their shocking fright
The day freedom survived!

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>>69005876

Trump was singin'...

So why? Why elect some terrorist guy?
Drove my Chevy to the polls but common sense was all fried.
Them government boys were playing golf by his side
Singing can't believe they ate up our lies?!
Can't believe they ate up our lies...

I met a girl who shilled for Hill,
And asked her why the nation should foot this bill?
But she just triggered and cried away...

I went down to the sacred store
Where I tried to apply years before
But the man there said the jobs wouldn't pay...

And in the streets man-children screamed, the homos cried and the majority dreamed...
Not one more token... Their dreamworld bubble's broken...

And the candidate I admired most
Told PC to fuck off and took the post...
Now Clinton's look like she'd seen a ghost...
The day freedom survived!

So why? Why elect some terrorist guy?
Drove my Chevy to the polls but common sense was all fried.
Them government boys were playing golf by his side
Singing can't believe they ate up our lies?!
Can't believe they ate up our lies...

So why? Why elect some terrorist guy?
Drove my Chevy to the polls but common sense was all fried.
Them government boys were playing golf by his side
Singing can't believe they ate up our lies?!
Can't believe they ate up our lies...

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>>69005888

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>>69005902

AIN'T

It's on America's tortured screens that Donald Duck has grown up a meme.

this is the cringiest thread i have ever read in my life

>>69005952
what are these things on hind legs

Don't hate! Murica's great!

The freedom's just too much.

>>69005979
sacks of patrician juice

>>69005866
Holy shit why is /pol/ such cringe. Get off my board

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

This is America's board. Take in the sweet, sweet freedom!

>>69005979
spurs, one of the few venomous mammals

PERFORM THIS AND RECORD THIS AND YOU WILL NOT BE DEPORTED!

>>69006087
well the males are

>>69006108
At least dubs and OP has to record him singing this and put it on clyp

Freedom Dubs Roll

Rickety-re-roll

>>69006188

Winrar /mu/ffins!

>>69006154

On the laptop currently... It's from the olden tymes... No mic...

I was hoping a fellow patriot would assist.

Are lulz not still the currency in which we trust?!

"Ask not what OP can do for you, but what you can do for your OP!"

Make this thread great again!