times you met mutants irl

stop saying za

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Dan the ledge man :D

>be me
>delivering some pizza
>come to the door
>smell of cum and grease fills the air
>this ginger looks as soulless as a ginger could be
>about to hand him the money
>see his shirt
>i have the same one my friend gave to me when he was 5
>i say "nice shirt, i have the same one"
>"the- the- that's cool muh- muh- man"
>autist mumbles over his words
>hand him the pizza to get it over with
>he hands me the money
>it has semen stains all over it
>he slams the door and i can hear his heavy breathing from the other side
>cringe.jpg
>leave

Flying lotus is a mu-tant, i guess. met him at a grocery store in LA. Technically counts.

>>68884482
>>delivering some pizza
>>about to hand him the money

>>68884336
no. the za was great btw

>>68884482
these are my favourite kinds of posts. toppest kek

>>68884523
PIzza delivery guys call the goods 'money' you dome fuck

>>68884523
it could've been his change

>mac demarco concert
>leaving after encore
>tall long haired stoner behind me
>taps me on the shoulder and says "Nice darkthrone shirt"
>awkwardly thank him
>"Hey man if you wanna go burn some churches sometime just let me know"
>I start sweating, holy shit another /mu/tant
>Finally outside the venue
>He smirks at me and says "see you on moo"
>leave venue with tears in my eyes, just moved here he could have been my first friend

>>68885631
fucking lel

>>68884336
'za' is kinda popular among italian americans, my mom likes to say it

>>68885663
i could've used the friend

>>68885631
Ugh, I would be really uncomfortable if someone mentioned /mu/ irl

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>>68885631
>meet mu guy
>Gives fake name
>Can't find him

Such is life I guess.

I went to an OPN show with froks and Prismadoll

Shit was hype

>>68885841
sounds fun

there was a kid in one of my classes who was an mu tripfag. he was BATLORD. i never told him i knew who he was but he posted pics on here.

i also went to school with kevin from three chord dorks

>>68885882
is 3cd still doing his awful comics?
that's a depressing thought.

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>>68885631
>moo

>>68885904
i think its over

>>68884244
So Varg is delivering Pizzas these days? I know he has youtube videos where he just goes to the middle of nowhere to talk about killing one guy. Maybe he's on his way to deliver pizzas.

>>68885967
how do you say it? EMYOO?

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>>68884244
>go to car seat headrest show 9/15/16
>by myself standing in front of the stage
>show starts in a hour
>some random guys start talking to me
>"yeah i LOVED teens of denial "
>" i was just here last week to see swans"
>he's pretty nice but has a total meme personality
>tells me how he's going to see death grips the next day
>says he has a seinfeld x death grips meme shirt hes going to wear there
>log on to /mu/ a few days later
>open a thread about death grips show at terminal 5
>everyones talking about the guy wearing the seinfeld x dg shirt
>same guy from the CSH show

i knew he was a /mu/tant the second he started talking about swans

he even posted a picture of himself in the dg thread on mu

>>68885697
Italians are objectively a shit race though

>>68886007
>*logs on to /mu/*
what did i mean by this?

>>68886007
timmy is that u m8

>>68886027
Writes down his trip in the Name bar, obviously

>>68884244
>at university
>wearing my TMR shirt
>holding hands with my gf (she's wearing a Loveless shirt i gave her, she doesn't even know that's an album)
>dude walks up to me and says "how did you do it?!"
>i ask him "do what?!"
>he says "the shugazi gf"
>i tell him to fuck off
>he says "sorry" and walks away

you guys really are autistic

>>68886020
kek

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>>68886001

>>68886001
mew, you philistine
also
>saying it out loud.
why would you even need to know how to pronounce?

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>>68886020

>>68886100
then how do you know?

>>68886117
it's understood

>68886109
whaddafuck

>>68886001
>MYOO
correct pronunciation

>>68886134
its em yoo you faggot

>>68886139
i guess "music" is pronounced "emyoosic" too huh buddy

>>68886429
yes if your native language is spanish and english is a second language