ITT: Nu Male-core

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literally everything they have ever done

beethoven

>>68867284
Your favorite band

any AJJ album

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>stepfather kicks you out of your house because you're a retarded emotional child
>immediately become a degenerate druggie loser
>try to kill your useless self with drugs because you're literally good at nothing in life
>hit rock bottom and go back living with your mommy
>years later, say you're glad your stepfather died because he hurted your little feelie weelies :^(

What a fucking loser this guy is.

90% of "indie rock"

>>68867391
If listening to my bois means being a nu-male, I will gladly be called one. As long as I don't have to dress like one.

Nah, fuck you.

John Darnielle is a true artist and a really good dude.

Met him in a parking lot of a foodstore once in Chapel Hill NC. He lives in Durham. My friend and I were smoking pot in my friend's car. My friend is a huge John Darnielle fanboy, way bigger of a fan than I am, knows how to play every song he's written on guitar, all his bootlegs, shit like that. He recognized him from across the parking lot, based on the way John Darnielle walks, and he shouted out HEY JOHN DARNIELLE. John came over, said "Recgonzied at last!" and then said "so I see you're smoking pot...marijuana... in your car, hmm?" and we didn't really know what to say.

Then he talked to us for an uncomfortably long period of time. It was unnerving. It went on way too long. Me and my friend both felt really weird and disorientated about the whole experience and he drove me home and I just laid in bed for awhile.

It was the oddest "celebrity" encounter I've had, but he was a nice guy, and very humble.

So in short, fuck your political "nu-male" /pol/ shit. Get that the fuck out of this board.

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anything i don't like

>>68867430
literally who

>>68867399
>>68867410
>>68867454
>>68867461
>nu males

OP's favorite band

>>68867454
what kind of things did you talk about?

>>68867284
Okay, so we all know AJJ. The mountain goats, and NMH are all numale core. Could we be original in our cuckcalls?

>>68867478
>defending "universal brotherhood"
thovenplebs out

>>68867454
Really? Because I saw John Darnielle at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>68867483
Mostly about places in the Triangle he liked (Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill). Something about biking too. I don't remember much of the details, this happened 4 or so years ago

>>68867505
With that pasta I guess you're trying to imply I'm making my story up, but I'm not. It's too trivial to make up.

I've never met a Nu Male who didn't like Kanye West.

>>68867461
You're a cuck.