ITT: anon's condescendingly green text to make fun

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>>68823816
>Dude samples lmao

>>68823816
>Which Song Annoys You Most?; the Album

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>>68824191
i fucking died.

>>68824095
Dude Miles Davis lmao

>>68824157
>wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>68824366
>muh self-indulgent narcissism

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>>68824157
>we get it, a girl broke up with you

>>68824366

>nigger music 101

>>68824673
>youll never be morrissey

>>68824575
But the entire album is about how narcissistic the industry is and how empty that makes him feel. Did you only hear the first half of the album?

>>68824673
>duuude being in love is like such a fucking TRIP man

>>68824912
>Yeezus was baby's first experimental album, but this is good for 2nd

>>68823816
>just try being happier anon, everything will be okay!
>>68824157
-How not to produce an album, the album
>>68824366
>good, good, good, wait, wait stop, fuck, fucking nigger, FUCKING NIGGER STOP RUINING MUSIC
>>68824785
>pussy album for pussies, listen to HTTT for some hard shit fag

>>68825215
>yeah, I listen to a lot of 60's music!

>>68825300
>HA boys kissing boys, what are you GAY?

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>>68825375
>I'm going hunting
>I'm the hunter, I'm the hunter
>I'm going hunting
>I'm the hunter, I'm the hunter
>I'm the hunter, I'm the hunter
>I'm the hunter
>Ooh

>>68825497
>I particularly love the album's cover! Dem muscles...

>>68824366
>"omg i'm a millionaire having an existentialist crisis that all of you can relate to"

>>68825490
>BWING BWANG WHOOOOOOSH BWANG TWANG WHOOOOOSH KRRKKRKSHHHSHKRRSH the album

>>68823816
>When you wanna be a musician so you overlap other people's work and market it as unique

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>>68825215
>God, my friends are gonna think I'm so deep and cultured when they find out this is in my library

>>68825215
>sgt pepper ripoff

>>68826845
>sparklethhh, shimmerthhh, shinethhh

>>68826980
>what happens when a strung out Brit tries to make a too deep for you electronic album.

>>68826980
>literally one good song: the album

>>68826980
>when a desperate drug addict who can't for the life of him write a good lyric and has absolutely no creativity tries to make an album after listening to pink floyd

>>68824747
>not understanding that the point of the thread is to green-text shit-talk the other people's favorite albums

>>68824606

>overrates mediocre albums of each artist the image
>not PHM and MftM

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>>68826989
>whoa duuuude acid is so cool everything is like one vibration and i'm like totally vibing with this album man this album vibes me haaard duude

>>68827173
>uhhh im so emo, i dont wana be me :(
>uhhh i love the lead singer....but he died :(

>>68827400
>lest in piece

>>68826989
>Is that John Lennon singing?

>>68828643
This

>>68827400
>kennyG with drums

>>68824157
>dude arrowheads lmao

>>68826845
>muh god damn

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>music

>>68824912
>dude A SHITLOAD OF GIMMICKS lmao

>>68824095
>So bad the drummer threw himself out of a window so he didn't have to make something like it again

>>68828987
>dude what if i had an existential crisis in the woods or something and didn't bother with good production lmao

just kidding I love you phil, hang in there buddy ;_;

>>68827031
>metal

>>68831859
>Drug addicted degenerated
>DUDE
>HEROIN
>LMAO

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Good luck.

>>68824912
>dude free masons lmao

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>>68827400
>a refined gentlemen like myself only listens to classy, jazz-inspired hip-hop

>>68832150
>i'm not fucking around, more like this album is fucking terrible lmao

>>68828987
>muh BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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>>68827018
no friendo, that's pic related

>>68826980
>"I have an idea... Pink Floyd in space!"
>insert dark side of the moon pun

>>68828987
>let's be sad and record using a laptop microphone

>>68831859
>implying Embryonic isn't the best album the flaming lips have ever made

>>68832670
>"yeah, I listen to a lot of progressive rock"

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>mr Mackey warms up the crowd with poetry while the band tune their instruments

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>the worst part is when i have to talk about music to strangers

>>68824606
>i'm almost forty

>>68823816
>most people don't get past track 2 - the album
>>68824157
song names written by a 13 year old for 600
>>68824366
call yourself an artist all you want you still sample other people's music on your best tracks
>>68824673
she's not gonna love you after she watches those cringey music videos
>>68824912
"lets just throw that voice modulation in there cause why the fuck not" wow BNM KANYE LMAO
>>68826989
it sounds like john lennon singing boring music
>>68832670
how to pretend to be patrician 101
>>68832956
WHEN THE SUN COMES OUT ILL GET WET AGAIN

>>68828820
lel

>>68824912
>muh bleep bloop

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>>68828987
>It's artistic how fucking terrible his voice and the sound quality are. It shows how much raw emotion he put into it

>>68835463
you wouldn't like this if it was american and you know it

>>68832956
>DUDE BRIAN WILSON LMAO

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>>68832956
>Dude thats mah favorite anco album ever! so experimental haha my girls is the best

>>68824785
>So is this like that Velvet Underground album where a woman is singing some of the songs?

Its Twin Fantasy, I dont need any greentext for people to laugh at me.

>>68833206
>i don't know how to greentext: the post

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>>68835851
>dude so wacky
>*mixer solo*

>>68825215
>muh harmonies

>>68837147
>this album sucks ding dong

>>68826989
>I smoke weed to tame impala when my mom doesn´t see me.

>>68826980
>*plays le gay harmonica*
>niuguauagagagguigdanananan

>>68837077
>muh distortion
>muh same song over and over again

>>68825212
>>>/b/

>>68825215
>i was sad when i was 13 once too

>>68825497
>dude boston lmao

>>68839582
>vroom vroom tfw no gf

>>68839657
>oh shit guys the album's due out in an hour
>quick put a bunch of random shit we recorded together and hope it sounds good
>yeah throw in that Panda song too, why the fuck not

>>68839810
>not pet sounds

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>>68839787
>dude it's supposed to be bad

>>68839922
>hey, this song has a pretty cool atmosphere with this production
>let's do it 11 more times

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come the fuck at me

>>68840176
>DAE new york? xD I listened to this album and now I'm #woke

>>68839810
>releasing square album covers is too mainstream
>how about we make it just between 4:3 and a square?
>perfect, great idea

>>68832909
kek

>>68839968
>mentally ill faggot screams into mic while random bloops and clangs play in the background

this thread is making me sad

>>68839657
>i like kanye west but i'm also a contrarian

>>68840545
this is accurate but it's still a 10/10 album

>>68840553
learn to have a sense of humor

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do your worst, I fucking dare you

>>68840624
>"hey, you guys remember those velvet underground songs that are slow and dreary?"
>"yeah"
>"why don't we just do that?"
>"OK"

>>68840701
sorry, no idea who that is

>>68832002
>dude im a furry and love george orwell

>>68839837
>loops are this crazy New thing man!
>It's it's interesting because it's all samples man not cause I think it's good!

>>68839787
>"look im a kurt cobain minion"

>>68839968
>tranny cries as its keyboard and fax machine fall down the stairs

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>oh a charles manson sample, this is gonna be some deep shit
>I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUM I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

>>68839787
>im a unique snowflake because i glorify mental illness lmao no ive never actually been diagnosed with anything why

>>68832670
>I dont know what genesis is yet

>>68844340
>I only listen to REAL hip-hop

>>68839922
>dude I'm Evan lmao

>>68826980
>tfw force myself to like this as a teenager
>first song is incredible, so others must be good too
>find out first song is literally canon in d with elvis lyrics on top
>all that time wasted

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>>68844340

>dude a nigger lmaoxD

>>68845037
i don't like this album Cole fuck off

>>68837147
>dude heroin lmao

>>68846660
that's the wrong album you fucking anal faggot
>>68839968
>DUDE BEING A FAGGOT IS SO SAD LMAO

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>>68832670
>not bad but i like kanye's version better

>>68824366
>I don't listen to rap but that song that samples king crimson is pretty good

>>68839657
>if i fucked this model

>>68835851
>dude let's waste some of the best production of all time by getting circus clowns to rap over it lmao
Seriously do the voices bother you on this album because I love the beats but I have a hard time getting past the rapping

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>>68848103
>I listen to Aphex Twin and Deadmau5, I love electronic music!

>>68840176
>r/hiphopheads

>>68839837
NINETEEN NINETY

>>68839787
>I'M RETARDED AND SAD

>>68840701
>dude fennesz lmao
>dude I fucking made the whole album and even I admit it's at least 20 minutes too long l m a o

>>68832888
No replies

Souvlaki confirmed best album

>>68848961
no replies cause nobody even want to bother listening that shit with that shit cover and that shit name son.

>>68844340
>If I listen to music thats fucking retards screaming maybe someone will think I'm cultured and deep

>>68841953
>If my samples are weird enough they won't notice that my lyrics barely make any sense

>>68848446
The kind of person who listens to Deadmau5 would either find Aphex's slower stuff really boring or think his harder stuff is garbage.

>>68832670
>Do they have any more songs like 21st Century Schizoid Man?

>>68837147
>I like the Velvet Underground but don't want to seem like a pleb that only listens to their most popular album

>>68844340
>I listen to experimental hip-hop
>You probably won't like it. It's hard to get into. Very experimental

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I'm pretty drunk and I just finished listening to Musick to Play in the Dark. What should I listen to that will blow my mind?

>>68824785
>dude, radiohead are deep, trust me.

>>68844820
accurate af

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go on, try

>>68823816
>Avalanches
>album
>music

Sorry had to do it

>>68848992
>dude i wanna be pearl jam so bad

>>68839968
>even gayer nin

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>>68850183
>le goofy cigarette man so relatable :3333
>>68850521
>i pretend 80's music is bad but i like talking heads xd

>>68832753
Kekd hard

>>68835486
>Dude transcendental indie lmao

>>68850156
Its my favorite album too anon :^)

>>68850183
>this board isnt for 16 year old girls

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>>68851235
>oh boy, I hope people see my eclectic music taste
>listening to all this music will surely get me pussy

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>>68851257
>lol fuken loud XD

>>68851606
Damn, you need help.

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Cool: the album

>>68832002
>this is the megaman 1 of album arts

>>68851623
What album is that?

>>68851612
>not Tago Mago

>>68851606
Are you okay?

>>68824606
>Trent's cheesiest album
>1 good song, 1 decent, a lot of crap
>I don' eve
>Shitty britpop, at least paoblo honey had creep.

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>>68851681
No, god damn it

>>68851798
Hang in there.

>>68851815
Shitposting keeps me sane for the most part, so does /mu/sic

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it's pretty hard to greentext this one desu

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>>68851842
>pic related is a better beach album

>>68851626
>tfw I have to take of my choker when I get home, I cant wait to move out! I hate my parents, they don't understand me.

>>68828987
i felt
>muh size
>muh roots are strong and deep

>>68839657
>muh t-shirt

>>68839837
>Endtrosnoozing more like

>>68851626
>i listen to REAL music with instruments. check out my twenty one pilots fan page