METAL GENRES

wrong

Metal is the 2nd worst rock subgenre and all those microgenres suck

>sludge
>shit tier

>>68819579
you have shit taste and need to kill yourself

>>68819579
>Christian Metal
>Ok

Alright...I know dick about Metal and even I know that is a straight up lie.

Christian ____ Is NEVER above ok tier.

(With the very obvious exception of certain gospel/soul music).

>>68819579

black, doom, and thrash are god tier
"symphonic metal" is shit, as is most power metal
sludge is good tier

>>68819639
At least I didn't pay money for a 4chan pass

Sludge and Doom belong in God tier you greasy cargo short wearing plebian

>>68819606
Whats the worst

>>68819692

>Black metal

Pretentious, boring, low tone sounding talentless music made by norwegian autists

>>68819579
how could you be this wrong
GOD: Black / Tech death / Doom / Sludge / Avant GOOD: Folk / Prog / Math / Heavy
SHIT: Everything else

>>68819606
You mean second best behind prog

>>68819579
>grind, sludge, and black
>shit

>power metal
>anything but shit

>hair metal
>anything but shit

Terrible

>>68819579
Good tier
>70s Heavy Metal
>NWOBHM
>Thrash Metal

Sort thru the shit to find gems tier
>Black Metal
>Death Metal
>Power Metal
>early Hair/Glam Metal
>Sludge Metal
>Doom Metal

Shit tier
>any -core
>middle/late period Hair/Glam Metal
>Groove Metal
>Progressive Metal (Rush is NOT a part of this)

>>68819579
Bump up Thrash to God Tier and the list is perfect

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>>68819579
fixed

>>68819663
>I know dick about Metal
Yeah, it shows.

There are some seriously, seriously good christian bands out there. Underoath and Norma Jean have basically set the benchmark for how metalcore should sound.

Now fuck off and actually think before offering your shitty opinion somewhere else.

good bait thread

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>Melodic Death metal and Power metal are God tier
>Symphonic and "neoclassical" are Good tier
>Sludge and Black metal are Shit tier, but somehow Christian metal isn't

I hope this is a bait list, otherwise this is some serious autism far above that of even the average metal fan.

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>>68819579
>mathcore and screamo on a metal list
>being that far down on any list

>>68819999
checked my friend

>>68819579
This is all over the place. I hate dusty shit like that. Shit tier should be somewhere between good and god.

screamo >>>>>>>>>>>>> any shit metal

doom metal is the only good metal genre

why would you want to listen to music that doesn't make you want to kill yourself baka

>>68819579
>Slam is worst
yeah no

>>68820312
>>68820917
You forgot to specify "stoner" doom, trendy faggots.

>>68819606
the worst being post-grunge?

>>68820589
The /metal/ general unironically thinks power metal and neoclassical metal are GOAT, almost 1 in 5 threads derails into people discussing 80s american and japanese power metal, or modern japanese neo-classical metal.

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>>68821454
They're not wrong, both are absolutely fantastic once you stop expecting it to be serious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3wMZPMGHyw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl_ZgBcL_RQ

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>Slam not above all

>>68819579
>mathcore
>screamo
>grindcore
>metal

>symphonic metal
>good
>hair metal
>anything other than shit tier

>black metal
>sludge
>shit

It all sucks.

>>68822400
Most accurate comment here.

>>68822400
Tbh