Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 47
Nights since last BNM: 5
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Kevin Gates gets six months for battery
-Japandroids finally announce new album. Ian Cohen begins writing his BNM review for it.
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Steve Hauschildt, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever and for always.
kid cudi is a piece of shit
This thread condemns the lies of Larkin Grimm, the list goes on really
>Nights since last BNM: 6
Fixed
>>68804555
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, MTV News, Pitchfork, et al.
fuck p4k
fuck p4k shill
What's everyone listening to?
>>68804974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E7L7_4vE1E
Did this make you laugh? Do you think it's funny? Comedy gold? Having a giggle? A gut bust? Crying tears of joy?
https://youtu.be/q1xd7dxBqOw
How did they make this AFTER Brandon Stosuy left?
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Public Image Ltd 10 BNR by Simon Reynolds
American Wrestlers 7.1 by Brian Burlage
Tove Lo 7.0 by Katherine St. Asaph
Steve Hauschildt 7.6 by Philip Sherburne
>>68806624
p4k shill btfo.
>>68806624
>reynolds on PiL
already read his views on it on his Rip it Up book, but might as well read them again
deserved score, btw
>PiL's second album, Metal Box, is a near-perfect record
>near-perfect
>10
>>68806856
definitive proof of a mythical 11 rating on p4k