cringe RYM reviews

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>>68752998
>muh lossless

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RYM is an incredibly useful site with a truly abysmal user base.

The community in general

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>>68752998

>>68753066
kek

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>>68753066
lmao

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the best

>>68753046
please delet

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why is this allowed

>>68753127
>Sum 41 better than Green Day

kill me

>>68753149
i'm embarrassed to like this album now

>>68754155
don't be stupid anon

>>68752998
what's wrong with this

>>68753040
lol is that an Explosions in the Sky review or something?

>>68753066
>Ian literally got beat up for being white
>complaining about being the victim of hate crime is racist

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i don't get it

>>68753066
>'male'

>>68753040
I mainly agree with you, but while I ignore their reviews and forums, I find the average user scores are often a helpful indicator when I'm looking for a new album to try from a particular genre or artist.
Not saying it's a reliable indicator of quality or anything, just useful.
So I can't say the userbase is ALL bad.

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Capped this a while back for a thread like this.
I mean, fucking Pearl Jam, really?

>>68753040
Holy fuck I absolutely despise this type of review. These fucking pretentious shitty short stories. Uuuuugh.

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Typical rym tryhard

>>68753040
this guy is writing at the same level the 11 year old children in my class are writing to.
he should be very proud of how he is grasping the english language.

>>68756453
that's amazing

>>68753040
>inhaled a glass of water

>>68756732
112 upvotes... Fucking fuck this website

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>>68753040
>inhaled a glass of water

Why is this so funny. Am I missing something or what

>>68756453
this is great

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>>68753040
AHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S TOO PAINFUL

DELET THIS

(also, Captcha, graffiti is not a street sign)

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>>68753040
>all of the people stating it's cringey
Haven't it occured to you that it's ironic? I laughed my ass of reading this desu
I mean, just read the part about the dolphin again.

>>68757720
that 5-star rating doesn't look ironic to me...

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>>68755525

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>>68753040
>+7

>>68757752
The joke would feel incomplete without it. Also, he can ironically like it, or even like it unironically, but making a joke about the type of averange listener rather than the album itself, or playing with meta-irony. I don't know, but I've seen weirder jokes, this seems pretty obvious to me after all the 4chan years.

>>68757977
It's just that usually when I see this type of sarcastic review they usually give the album a low rating to make their intent clear and not raise the score on an album they don't like.

>>68752998
what album is this for?

>>68758184
Pablo Honey

>>68753149
James joyce for retards

>>68753066
>on point
>umm spelt as uhm
>completely focusing on one song that just ticked you off
Yep its a hack rym politically charged review if I've ever seen one

There's this really pretentious review of good kid maad city that I can't screencap in one shot because I'm on mobile. But yeah, RYM is fucking awful.

>>68752998
RYM is cancer

I swear to god if anyone puts one of mine up I will launch all out meme war

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This probably isn't as pretentious as I think it is but I wanted other people's perspective on it.

(It gets worse as it goes on. I'll post more of it if wanted).

>>68756732
umm what was the point of that?

>>68756732
what the fuck is he even reviewing?

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>>68759298
Fuck my life I posted it in the wrong order.

https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/Montie_Ray/reviews :s

>>68753040
>inhaled a glass of water
I laughed so hard I gave myself heartburn

>>68753149
blindmowing is cancer

>>68759401
stars of the lid

>my reviews aren't posted because I only post meme reviews
Semble bon l'homme

>>68760889
cringe

>>68753040
MUH ADJECTIVES

God I people who do this shit thinking they can write.

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every Vito_James review

>>68759349
it's kinda interesting

>>68760517
how is this cringe

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>>68753066
pic related, it's the snowflake who wrote this

>problematic
every fucking time

this sine waves signifies the lack of reality. low frequencies signifies loss of importance of the self. if you believe communism capitalism god etc or if you are living to get a new car or for the tv show you gonna watch tomorrow dont listen to this record. you cant appereciate this recording or you gonna just pretend due to its popularity.

>>68762258
>>68762543

KILL ALL FAGGOTS

>>68753127
I love when people use the word "randomly" in wrong context

Man Discovers New AntiWarhol Five Star Album With No Effort
Click Here To See How He Did It

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>>68760359
its as if he just skipped through the album listening to a couple parts from each track lmao

>>68764478
is this dead cities or lifeforms?

>>68764802
dead cities

>>68753127
Fuck. Why does RYM attract such fucking retards?

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Essential cringe.

Ironically, all you nerds are cringe-worthy.

>>68765490
that was Blonde, right

didn't he write that less than 48 hours after release

>>68756785
why are you in the same class as 11 year olds?

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>>68753066

>>68754128
surely glad to, and I'll listen to sum 41 while doing so. Then bury you in your green day discography.