Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 47
Nights since last BNM: 8
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Kevin Gates gets six months for battery
-Rest in peace Phil Chess
-New Negativland album comes with Don Joyce's cremated remain
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Steve Hauschildt, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever and for always.
>>68745158
Can any zoe bros with twitter please @ this at her please?
>>68745208
>her
>>68745158
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, MTV News, Pitchfork, et al.
>you will never suck Zoe's feminine penis
music for that feel?
The new Madness record is shat at wildly by baby boy penis heads.
>>68745158
This thread rejects the rap culture hysteria of Kanye West, Drake, Kendrick Lamar, Future, Chance the Rapper, Young Thug, A$AP Rocky, Complex et al.
fuck p4k
>>68745158
This thread rejects the rating culture hysteria of Pitchfork, NME, Consequence of Sound, Rolling Stone, AllMusic, Paste Magazine, SPIN et al.
>>68745424
at first I thought you meant Deschanel. She has a new album out today.
>>68745158
This is thread rejects the gift wrapping culture hysteria of Christmas, birthdays, baby showers, weddings, graduation, Easter, anniversaries et al.
>>68745158
This thread rejects the rapport culture hysteria of friendship, kinship, marriage, work, clubs, neighborhoods, places of worship et al.
>>68745158
This thread rejects the Raphael culture hysteria of museums, art history majors, art critics, painters, architects, designers, Italophiles et al.
>>68746374
>>68746428
>>68746514
>>68746633
>>68746698
there is still beauty in these threads. bless you.
This thread rejects this thread's rejection of this rejection.
>>68746791
ty bb
>>68746813
you ruined it
fuck p4k
fuck p4k shill
fuck p4k
This thread rejects the rapeseed culture hysteria of the Cantonese cuisine, the Hong Kong cuisine, energy crops, leafy vegetables, medicinal plants, brassica et al.
the p4k comedian is fucking back, baby
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN:
who cares?
fuck p4k
>>68746963
No, I meant I already saw all the artists and it's not interesting.
literally who
>>68746979
good point I've only heard of one of those artists (JB)
>>68746991
There's also this but I don't know what it is
fine, I'll do it shill
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Joe Budden 6.0 by Jay Balfour
Gord Downie 8.0 by Brad Nelson
Roy Montgomery 8.1/8.2/7.8/7.0/7.6 by Marc Masters
Patrick Cowley / Candida Royalle 7.6 by Andy Beta
even fantano isn't covering these literal whos
what's everyone listening to?
>>68747084
>>68747084
Been playing this for the past week since it came out, haven't listened to much else that's new
all of you are plebs. both roy montgomery and cowley are legends. try getting out of yer trendy, stereogum bubble sometime.
>>68747128
>stereogum bubble
lol wut?
>>68747128
>legends
I know who they are and have listened to their music but you're using this term a little too loosely.
>>68747102
<33333
>>68747160
no
>>68747155
yes?
>>68747184
>no
fantastic rebuttal they are legends sorry
>>68747184
i have seriously never been on that website. i only use Pitchfork and Paste desu.
>>68747222
not much better...
>>68747213
glad you agree :)
>>68747336
>not much better...
Hello, patrician. Do you want me to wash your feet while you listen to your patrician music?
Neck yourself, mate.
>>68747419
are u flirting w/ me, lad? ;)
>>68747441
Yes, drop your cargo shorts.