Genres that don't exist but you wish they did

>>68725161
black metal

Electro-grunge

>>68725161
>>doom pop
are you retarded

green metal

>>68725216
>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JyZ1cnWdJ8

>>68725161
>post-bluegrass
Would it sound like what Caravan Palace did?

Kinda like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez-apj-Od1I

>>68725161
>post- bluegrass
I'm on mobile so I can't really give examples but that definitely exists in the alt-country scene.

>>68725161
>bluegrass

what the fuck is that

>>68725210
Why did you write this?

>>68725377
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluegrass_music

Silver Metal

It's like space Metal but everyone actually wears chrome retro space suits and there's YMO influence everywhere music-wise

>>68725161
Anyone got any
>dream-synth prog?

Mix of candy claws and king crimson?

>>68725161
Progressive dream funk

>>68726566
Just a poor man's post-avant jazzcore desu

someone should make psychedelic rock but like add some doo wop lmao

Funk-Folk

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some really fuckn chill music

Space Folk

>>68725161
Power-Electronic Noise Rock

>>68726566
Proto Dream Funk

"post-hardcore". Just "post" anything.

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[Milk]

>>68726826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZGNTx6SrrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAZ6idPFEn8

>>68727595
>post-hardcore
That already a genre

>>68725241

Well played. Holy shit.

Also post-flamenco.

>>68727595
that's a significant genre dude

JabberRock

>>68725765
It would probably be my fav genre

Rapecore sacks2daface rapeamental rapemetal sexcore rape-no (rape techno)

>>68725161
>doom pop

that does exist, and it's called Torche.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0b9kbG8g0

>>68725765
Oh fuck man I'd be down for that so much

>>68725161
Acid jazz rap

Erotic vapecore

>>68729921
wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9fZlNbyLVU

I need some indie folk funk

>>68725216
Type O Negative

Progressive Bluescore

Blackened Reggae

extreme metal krautrock

Laser metal

>>68730775
Would Space Metal be close enough?

https://youtu.be/KD0JuJr0a4I

>>68728307
>>68728371
He probably meant mix of hardcore and GYBE styled post-rock. Post-hardcore sounds nothing like this

stoner-classic
Wagner meets Kyuss meets QOTSA

Prog-punk or electro-ska

drone techno
it already exists, but there needs to be more of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDdGaaz1-8

Blackened Vapowave

baroque doom metal

low fi minimal Balkan folk

>>68731315
Close enough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL_MaRWRmBU

>>68725161
Dream punk

>>68725765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdsbyKtmUgk

>>68731380
yes, but uhh those vocals, they should hire messiah marcolin

>>68730921
bowie is prog punk

>>68730921
>Prog-punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN5kzHnqOCE

Acid Gospel

Blackened synthpop

>>68731536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEC2hUHqEg4

Chillout-gabber

>>68731527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWWGFe9aZzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyW_m_aW2bg

Minimal Witch House

>>68731576
Kek

>>68730133
Would it just be vapormeme made exclusively with porn samples?

Stonegaze
I usually ask for doomgaze in these threads but people always post Jesu and The Angelic Process and that's not really what I want. I want Elder and MBV

>>68730901
So Slint?

>>68725161
>doom pop

This would sound great

>>68731801
>>68725161
Chelsea Wolfe is pretty close

folk funk

Drone Rap

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black metal + gangsta rap
always liked the idea of that since I've seen this album's cover

>>68731810
>>68731801
>>68725161
Floor and Torche definitely sound like pop sludge

post post punk revival revival

kek i misread the OP title as "Germans that don't exist but you wish they did"

Fuzzed out stoner-metal influenced instrumental hip-hop

>>68725358
What's the instrument bottom left?

>>68733910
That's a doggie

>>68733879
would be a good title for an album

>>68733880
Can someone please tell me this exists I've wanted it for months now.
Closest I can come up with is Tobacco

Arabic black metal

>>68734600
al namrood and seed of iblis exist, there's a whole scene of anti allah islamic black metal. No gangsta arabic black metal tho

Mormon black metal

>>68730921
>prog-punk
The Mars Volta

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>>68731396
>Dream punk

>>68731748
you won't get that because shoegazi itself is a stoner genre of punk

>>68730921
>Prog-punk
Cardiacs

>>68725161
Type O Negative-core is the closest I can think of.

>>68726826
Health - Death Magic

>>68731315
Maudlin of the Well

>>68731396
Literally emo.

>>68731536
The newest CC album.

>>68733346
Dalek

>>68734600
>>68734652
People post stuff like that in /metal/ all the time

>>68725765
>>68726757
>>68729921
>>68730690
>>68730750
>>68731527
>>68731748
Would listen.

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>>68733987
with this as the cover art

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>>68725161
Weebsla- oh wait...

>>68730932
trance doesn't satisfy?

Kung-Fu Gaze

Is mayonnaise a genre?

>>68735140
yeah its what The Beatles perfected in the 60s.

banjo classical

>>68735663
Bela Fleck. Also has some amazing progressive bluegrass jazz rock with the Flecktones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMh22OjyG40

>>68725161
Technical blackened powerviolence

>>68730133
https://retropromenade.bandcamp.com/album/gonzo-golden-globes

Ambient progressive thrash-folk?

Ambient progressive rock?

>>68725377
If you're American you should feel bad.

>>68738359
like Talk Talk?

>>68738359
Tangerine Dream

>>68726757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVvAXaBB9RE

Progressive tango.

folk rap

>>68731748
https://rateyourmusic.com/list/Wardruna/doomgaze_and_dronegaze/
have you seen this?

>blackened screamo
someone mentioned it last time, and i know it's definitely a thing. like not Deafheaven but like OG black metal emoviolence.

the only stuff I've found close to this is:
Fleshborn - Han
Ostraca - Deathless

can anyone name bands or releases in this vein?

>>68730921
I'm pretty sure you've heard Gospel - The Moon Is a Dead World before

grime but over actual dub instrumentals
don't know what to call it since dubstep is taken and dub-hop is mad corny

>>68731440
>Messiah Marcolin
>comparable to Rïcïnn or Öxxö Xööx
niggur

synthwave

bubblegum bass

fucking reddit made up genres

holy shit bump

Progressive Ska-Fusion

>>68739894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrEr8sPw2J0

>>68735869
I love looking through these threads to see which categories Bela Fleck applies to. Love him.

Industrial Chillgaze

synthgrind
like cyber grind but not trash

jazz-gaze

modal dream-bop

psychedelic free jazz

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>>68742350

bumping for this

>>68738359
steven wilson?
>>68738338
big blood - radio valkyrie

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>>68726757

>>68731650
Maybe...

>>68730754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfSKr1cVkY

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>>68726566

progressive doom gospel

>>68725789
Mild High Club-Timeline

>>68742350
Alice Coltrane maybe?

>>68726757
Would the Grateful Dead fit here?

>>68731527
Screamadelica, dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3vvn2qOh58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWUC2-ypnDQ

stoner progressive pop

>>68741960
SPC ECO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NU-ghnC6Tg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwlw9FicsIM