/metal/

djent

>>68716722
k senpai my body is ready

>>68720595
WHAT FUCKING EDITION IS IT? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.strawpoll.me/11520038

>>68720796
no edition edition

>>68720595
Thoughts on new Saor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv6z5psDw_k

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post waifus

how do i un-nu male-ify myself

>>68720880
"no"

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>>68720880

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>>68720880

>>68720889
Lift, Meditate Shave beard, Take off glasses, Stop masturbating and watching porn, Stop eating foods containing xenoestrogens, stop consuming anything that comes with a plastic container(water bottles included), Stop thinking negative thoughts

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>>68720880

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>>68720880

>>68720958
She's cute but her band is terrible

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>>68720880
>Hello! My name is Sandra. I'm a long-time vegan and a published cookbook author who lives in the woods and plays drums in a death metal band (Neoandertals)

>>68720880
>>68721004
samefag

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why is shadow warrior so hard holy fuck

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>Can't wait to fill my phone with tons of black metal albums while having a campfire in a forest. It's gonna be goat.
>Since I got into bm this year, what are the rules for nbbmn?

great thread blackies

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>>68721059
>phone

>>68721004
>tfw sandra will never be your gf and cook you top tier vegan food

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you are walking down the street when pic related slaps your ass

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>>68721059
>>68721074
>black metal

>>68721059
>>68721095
Samefag

>>68721059
you listen to nothing but black metal during November

>>68721084
start playing fanfare for the common man
emmerson lake and palmer verion

>still wearing burzum shirts

http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/09/30/apparently-cool-rappers-wear-burzum-shirts-now/

more liek nothing but reddit november lmoa

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>>68721039
>>68721113
stop that

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>>68721084
Slap back.

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>>68721129
STILL HOVERING YOUR MOUSE OVER "METALSUCKS.NET" AND CLICKING THE BUTTON

http://www.metalsucks.net/2015/11/01/nbbmn-is-for-faggots/

thoughts?

>>68721129
>>68721193
metalcucks
stop giving this website views

Ty anon who posted this in a thread yesterday I think? I love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pQPJ107cJ0

i really like black metal

>>68721408
b8

>>68721408
more like blacked mehtal, lol fuck mein sides are gone

>>68721408
Same

>>68721408
no way

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What would you let this goddess do to you?

>>68721461
nothing
>german "women"
top kurk

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>>68721461
What would you let this goddess do to you?

Can you recommend me some black metal with burzum-like vocals? The high-pitched stuff. I already know about Aaskereia, Brocken Moon, some In the woods and some Forteresse.

>>68721470
>having bad taste
Come on, anon.

>>68721427
thanks, you too

>>68721446
that's crazy

>>68721459
i really do

how do i nu-male-ify myself?

>>68721482
looks like a redneckier mac demarco

>>68721492
Lift, Meditate Shave beard, Take off glasses, Stop masturbating and watching porn, Stop eating foods containing xenoestrogens, stop consuming anything that comes with a plastic container(water bottles included), Stop thinking negative thoughts

>>68721492
listen to burtal sl0mz

i'm into metal

>>68721570
so ? i'm into carbon and i don't brag about it

>>68721633
thanks

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CROWN UPON HIS HEAD

>>68720928
>>68720880
>>68720958
How do I get a metal gf?

why don't you idiots ever talk about djent

why are you stuck in the 90s

>>68721461
fart on me

>>68721516
he said nu-male-ify not un-nu-male-ify

>>68721698
Have you read the reviews that one of the band members wrote himself on MA? It's pretty interesting, also kind of depressing

>>68721724
thanks

>>68721698
KING
OF
ALL
THE
DEAD

>>68721754
oops i read un-nu-male-ify when it actually was nu-male-ify and i thought it was un-nu-male-ify haha silly me

>>68721724
Animals As Leaders are the only good djent band

What are some of the best releases this year? I got back into metal late in the year so I missed a lot, I'm sure.

Of the ones I've seen posted here a lot, I've already heard Vektor and Oathbreaker.

>>68721794
K H E M M I S
H
E
M
M
I
S

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>>68721777
haha dumbass

>>68721812
thanks

As co-founder and drummer of Cirith Ungol for 22 years I feel I can say without a doubt that this was our best effort. A previous reviewer mentioned that "Frost & Fire" sounded thrown together. The real truth is that we had been in the band for 9 years already and "Frost & Fire" was our attempt to get airplay and find success with what we considered some of our more accessable music. When the local LA station KLOS played it once and considered it too heavy, we decided to go for broke with our second album. I disagree and think Tim singing is not only excellent and that "Frost & Fire" has some of his best vocals. "'Im Alive" was one of our all time best songs, which we started almost every set with.The LA Times said that Pearl Jams "Alive" was a blatant rip off of our song, which is debatable.Considering we produced, self recorded and paid for the entire project and that we were one of if not the first independent band to put out their own album during the wave of indie productions during that time,I think F&F and KOTD is a mandatory listen.
That said "King of the Dead" is my favorite and the last album which we had total control over. I am proud that we are mentioned in the same breath as bands that were epic and hope you all appreciate what we were trying to acomplish at a time when only big label bands had any chance of distribution or airplay.
If you play it loud it will kick your ass, if dont get it thats OK because we did not write it for you.If you do then all the suffering and hardship we went through for 22+ was worth it. We were not trying to be like any other band, we were trying to be ourselves.Considering we are more well known now than when we were playing and will only see real success after we are dead, if even then you should all give us a break.
How many of you would work 22 years, 5 nights a week for free, this after putting in an 8 hour day job during just to pursue an ever elusive dream that is somehow always out of reach
Sincerely,
Rob Garven

>>68721812
y-you too

>>68721831
>>68721759

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>>68720880

>>68721831
>>68721759
lmao that's terrible

I like black metal tones and vocals but I really like black metal riffs and song structure. Any bands with the former but not the later?

>>68721900
no

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>>68721759
That's just sad...

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>>68721970
I wanted to link this one, that's it

>>68721942
what

>>68721942
delete this

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>>68721970
Damn, that's pretty sad actually

THREADLY REMINDER THAT
THE SYNARCHY OF MOLTEN BONES
CANNOT BE YOUR AOTY
BECAUSE
IT
IS
AN
EP

>>68721942
>>68721991
>>68722009
Lol I meant to say I DON'T really like black metal song structures and riffs.

>>68721942
Deafheaven

>>68722024
why not

>>68721942
since i have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say here's some bands with black metal tones and vocals but not the song structure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-apqcHUc44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-apqcHUc44
and here's some bands with black metal riffs and strong structure but not the tones and vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4YFNbj17AQ&list=PLRnzzMdR5V9OsQwwKt7N-SXpZEHopXOFG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2Gu33JbDBc

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SUCK ME DRYYYYY

>>68722059
>>68721942
fuck this was supposed to be the 2nd link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDLgIb3KoTg

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>>68722064
SUCK

ME DRY

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swastika sun eagle album is overrated

what is some odinist metal

Is the new Saor any good?

>>68722153
as good as nu metal can get

>>68722023
an EP is still an album you pleb

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>NBBMN soon

>>68722170
Even better than Diocletian?

>>68722200
have there been any pre-NBBMN share threads yet?

>>68722024
>I DON'T really like black metal song structures and riffs
what did he mean by this

>>68722218
even better than Gorguts, senpai

Can someone recommend me metal with great drumming?

Kind of like this, but metal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DhCitL4-V4

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>>68722200
>listening to only one genre of music
>one subgenre of music
>for an entire month

>>68722276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2U7k63pdxU

>>68722296
what is the proge of jazz?
jazze?

>>68722334
jazz fusion

how do i uncuckify myself

>>68722406
ask your wife's son

>>68722334
chon calls themselves "progressive jazzcore"

>>68722276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UlFI2Byzv8#t=105

>>68722278
I don't, but I do end up listening to more black metal in that month than the rest of the year combined

What are you niggas feeling about Kvelertak?

>>68722431
>"yeah i'm pretty much a huge jazz fan"
>"my favorite bands? Chon, Animals As Leaders, Exivious, the list could go on..."

>>68722516
v gud hombre

newest is weakest but still fun

>>68722276
DsO and deathspell omega

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what do?

>>68722607
those are the same thing, anon

>>68722613
show her
E
B
U

G
O
G
O

>>68722613
Send her a pic of your "Tool" if you get my meaning haha ;)

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>>68722582
Really? i feel like Meir is the "weakest" of the bunch, all albums are sick tho.
But damn these guys got potential, wish i could see them live once more.

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>>68720880

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>>68722613

>>68722613
>my ex was the exact same
I prefer my current gf that doesn't like any metal at all over a non-trve faggot like this

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>>68722579

>>68722200
Gonna be comfy af

>>68722276
Why have you not killed yourself yet

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>>68722613
>A day to remember is my ultimate favorite.
>Buit I loveeee bring me the horizon too.
>Of mice & men. Disturbed. Tool. Rise Against.
>I can't handle Chelsea Grin or Suicide Silence or anything like that it's way too hard ha.

>>68722630
>>68722659
>>68722662
>>68722668
i told her i like darkthrone and emperor. i wonder if she'll try listening to them

>>68722406
listen to NSBM

>>68722296
but I've listened to Cynic already

>>68722433
really cool, more like this?

>>68722668
my ex gf liked grindcore and DM, but her tastes were a little pleb (I showed her Behemoth and she unironically liked it)

but the fact that I could play black metal around her and she'd like it was a definite plus

>going to work tomorrow as a black metal musician
>don't have any white makeup for corpse paint
Can I just put some black running down my eyes and the sides of my mouth and that be fine? Because otherwise I'm basically just going to work in my street clothes

>>68722770
>listen to NSBM
listening to Grand Belial's Key atm
my wife still riding Tyrone

>>68722806
if you pleasure Tyrone yourself, you will stop being a cuck

>>68722770
>but the fact that I could play black metal around her and she'd like it was a definite plus
fuck i just want a qt black metal gf. is that too much to ask for?

>>68722819
but then i'll be gay, and i'll have to wear a sunbather shirt until my last day

>>68722806
oh you might want these then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05UrHhlwu5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fxFRS4d9O0

>>68722837
Sucking dick doesn't make you gay. Wanting to suck dick makes you gay, so it's already too late.

>You don't like anything too hard? I can fix that for you

>>68722869
OH FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SAID THIS DAMMNIT

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hey that's
p r e t t y
G O O D

>>68722837
you suck his dick to assert dominance not for pleasure

>>68722923
>suck his dick to assert dominance
lmao

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>you will never be Varg's little boy

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>>68723028

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how did we go from this

>>68723028
>implying i want a dad whose name is "Louis Cachet"

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>>68723046
to this

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>>68723046
to this?

>>68723044
kek

>>68723046
>>68723066
subtract schizophrenia
add whiggerism

>>68722278
Just listen to Sunbather once a day. Easy.

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>>68723133

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what's the best NSBM album?

operation cunt destroyer seems to have found a theme for their album covers
https://operationcuntdestroyer.bandcamp.com/album/operation-cunt-destroyer

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>tfw no Stalinist metal

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>>68723181
says who

>>68723173
Would also like to know

>>68723298
They're anarchists

>>68723173
>>68723311
M8l8th - The Black March Saga

>>68723181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fliA5Hr8PeA

New Korn album is pretty good for Korn

>>68723401
is it better than any of the first 4 albums?

> not even ulcerate can compete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ5lgS8DN48

>>68723439
Kind of hard to compare it to those albums since they've had a more mainstream metal sound the past few years. At best it's a watered down Untouchables. Still their best album in a while though.

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what albums did you enjoy this year that /metal/ hasn't talked about to death?

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>>68723572

>>68722806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO8NriXRwIk

>>68723736
Their best, dat production is so beefy.

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>>68723572
https://vnkv.bandcamp.com/album/5772

>>68722795
rub some grey shit on your face like fenriz did

>>68722795
>not having access to white makeup in October
>every major retail store with a Halloween section is chock full of cheap makeup kits with white makeup

Anyone have a recommendation for something similar to Gnaw Their Tongues?

>>68723551
score?

>>68724012
I'm interested in this as well, they have a pretty unique sound as far as I've seen.

>>68724012
in the sense of specifically black metal mixed with harsh noise or just metal mixed with harsh noise?

>>68724019
6/10 if you're looking at the album as a whole. There are some 8/10 songs on there though, in my opinion

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>>68722613

>>68724062
More specifically black metal mixed with noise but I'm open to either.

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>>68724012
well there's this chart but most of it is much more noise oriented than GTT

Korperschwache - evil walks is the closest thing I know

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what's this trend with "____ general" threads on 4chan just slowly deteriorating into subtle shitposting/circlejerk threads with l i t e r a l l y zero content?

>>68724183
/metal/ has been a shitposting general for a long ass time now

>>68723583
i actually found that album cause if this general and i fucking loved it. if that happened to be you; danke

>>68724183
At least we're not /kpop/

>>68724183
the simple answer is reddit, i don't even know why generals are allowed

>>68724229
Probably, I haven't seen anyone else post it

>>68724140
Thanks I'll give Korperschwache a listen and go through some of that list as well.

>>68722276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqRWOzU0AlM

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>>68720880

>Rock masquerading as metal must be shot down, drawn, and quartered to crush the ponzi scheme labels and their shills profiteering off of beer-metallers constantly buying and discarding inferior crypto-indie music searching for the next great metal band

metal for this feel?

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>>68722613
please don't ever compliment a woman like that via text. It inflates their ego unnecessarily and makes them not want to fuck you.
don't use correct grammar, capitalizations or apostrophes when texting a woman you want to be with, it makes you look like a weak faggot who is ecstatic just to be talking to someone with a vagina

send her "oh your one of those girls" then when she's like "what do u mean" say "you listen to really angry stuff"
pic related: you

>>68724629
found the virgin pretending to be alpha

>>68724629
You have never been with a girl have you

>>68724629
ill be sure to take this dating advice from /NSBM laveyian satanism general/

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>>68723572

>>68724629
I write with apostrophes and proper punctuation. This doesn't prevent me from getting laid. Because I'm not an uneducated nigger.

>>68724521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6j3gV1q18E

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BEER GUT
E
E
R

G
U
T

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New Theocracy out tomorrow f a m, hope it's good

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>>68723572
fantano drones will never understand

>>68724671
I get all my dating advice from Korean shitposting forums
>>68724664
>>68724670
>>68724709
wtf i love writing like a nu-male faggot and acting infatuated with women in hopes of getting in their pants now

>>68724746
>Implying this isn't simply boring

>>68724746
I'm not fantana drone but I don't even want to understand

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Anybody else think sludge metal is more brutal and gross than death metal and black metal?

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>>68722613
Tell her you're an oldschool death metal gentleman and won't tolerate feminism m'lady.

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Someone recommended me gojirra last time and i love alot of their songs, anyone got some recs for a pleb like me?

>>68724809
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5zH1XkObY

>>68724809
not more brutal or gross, but certainly more nihilistic which is what I was under the impression was the appeal

>no download links

Useless thread.

>>68725078
https://mega.nz/#F!z4hlWJQb!fazEKyS8OFNAZJkJj2Gscg

>>68724895
You're beyond saving.

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>>68724895

>>68724895
im sorry anon

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>>68724895

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is this the greatest two minutes of metal ever recorded?

hello?

https://youtu.be/FVBT4GmslsQ?t=573

>>68725078
there's a myriad of resources you could use to get metal it's one of the most easily pirated music genres because Euro's love piracy and Euro's love metal

>>68725429
>because nerds love piracy and nerds love metal
fixed

>>68725208
>>68725245

Yes i know, my opinions on metal are terrible compared to yours, ive been told that every time i post on /mu/

>>68725233
>>68725246

ty anons i will give them a listen

>>68725446
no you fucking moron it was correct to begin with

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>>68725451

>>68725459
y-you too

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What does /metal/ think of Allen/Lande?

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>>68724895

>>68724183
I don't even frequent /metal/.

I come here every so often to get some recs and it's just worse every single time.

More shitposting and memes and just hating on subgenres without any real discussion or recs.

It wasn't like this 2 years ago.

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Post last 7 days

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>>68724895
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N59La4jsOjA

>>68725494
>when your power metal is so saccharine it's almost arena rock

>>68725628
And it's amazing, though they almost seem to me like a "cover band who does only originals"
Like this song, it's Judas Priest worship

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6e6fSa7oJM

Fuck I hate lyric videos

>>68725618
rec more groove black metal?

>>68725548
i don't even like metal i just shitpost here because im extremely lonely and this thread is populated

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>mfw Varg actually says "trve kvlt" in his new video

It's also a 15 minute video about Fenriz and Darkthrone.
Spoiler: He thinks Fenriz is a solid as shit dude. And nature is great.

>>68724183
>literally zero content
>literally

>using "literally" in a figurative manner
>emphasizing it with spaces between each letter

You're worse than they are.

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>>68725716
Not groove or black metal specifically, but I felt like reccing you a bunch of random stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VswMHZTku2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffexd7gfOMQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cIly-F7LuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq1DCApJqrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_tiJujZDT0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTWBBXWUt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU-YIIIlBP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nErt29utST0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLTlTKe7QbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jalmvVvHJr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZSj6N8VTsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1SouS6tJvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX91Kez-Tk

sorry

>>68724629
the funny thing is that i'm going to be fucking her on sunday and you're going to be posting on 4chan.

maybe you shouldn't scrutinize every interaction that you make with a female. like 99% of the time they don't give a fuck

>>68725987
umm thanks?
didn't expect a reply this huge

Making a Christmas metal playlist. Any recs?

Already have King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas and Hoth - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.

>>68724746
>it's too mathematical
>the beats don't make sense, they just sound like machines
>there's no melody
>it does the same thing for the whole album
why is fantano so dumb? these are all things that meshuggah obviously try to do on purpose. it's literally their signature sound. it's like he's criticizing them for doing what makes them meshuggah to begin with

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>>68723572
it just released but it's FUCKING SEX

>>68726076
And what they intend to do is not good.

>>68726076
>the beats don't make sense, they just sound like machines
how to tell fantano doesn't actually know music theory

>>68726063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXo7wPxB8PQ

>>68726094
so he should have just said that he doesn't like meshuggah instead of saying that it's "not good" it's classic meshuggah, and they're are obviously millions of people who love them

>>68726004
I hope you fuck her til she can't walk straight and have a really meaningful relationship. My point was there are better and worse ways to communicate you're hot shit to a woman, and I just can't stand cheesy ass text message conversations

>>68726004
>>68726166
>>>/r9k/

Get this shit out of /metal/, please

>>68726166
point taken

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>>68726004
>putting a dick inside a human being
what year are we in, 1990?

>>68726063
Christopher Lee's Christmas metal albums are must-haves

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>>68726063
buzz said this was one of his favorite melvins releases in an interview somewhere

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Who else /BlackDeathDoom/ here?

>>68726091
It's alright for a djent chug band.

>>68726482
That's the dude that murdered a whole family in Vegas, right?

>>68726091
quite enjoyable, but i wish they lost the slam vocals

>>68726582
the ex-guitarist did
we need a chart for criminal-core - I only know of Wrest, Varg and that guy

>>68726512
fuck off

>>68726613
they don't really have slam vocals though, it's just standard screams

>>68726678
Lambesis hired a hitman to kill his wife
Watkins was a kiddie diddler

>>68726726
Lambesis tried to hire a hitman who was actually an undercover policeman

>>68726945
holy shit that sounds like something straight out of a Hollywood action movie

>>68722613
Tell her only faggots like new school death metal. Death metal bands should of stopped when thrash metal bands stopped.

>>68726613
???

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>>68720595
Is this band any good?

>>68727267
>knows the name
>presumably has heard of youtube
>???

>>68723298
oh my god is that that SJW black metal band
>CANADIAN BM
NOT EVEN ONCE

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>>68721004
Jesus Christ, this is true
>http://www.vegansandra.com

>>68727404
>doesn't know Iskra

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>>68727404
>mfw communists are so hateful towards capitalism, when marx believed communism is supposed to evolve from capitalism sooner or later
I very much doubt at least half of commies ever read anything by marx, and the other half are too stupid to believe it could actually work

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>tfw you hear that solo for the first time ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ7Y4SNj6u8

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>>68726091
IMMENSE

>>68727732
Necrophagist is everything wrong with tech death

>>68727927
Cool

>>68727927
Necrophagist is great, the bands that spawned from them are everything wrong with tech death

>>68726091
2 songs in and this is like Meshuggah but even more annoying

>>68727927
Suffocation is everything wrong with slam core

>>68727267
no they are not

>>68728067
its like mmmm shugah but from a distance it sounds like metalcore thanks to the breakdowns and strategically placed harmonics

>>68728168
and the clean vocals

leaked:

>Theocracy
>Saor
>Ulcerate
>Hail Spirit Noir
>Urfaust
>Krypts
>Dark Tranquility

busy week

>>68728189
>Theocracy

W H E R E
H
E
R
E

>>68725269
Underrated post

>>68721129
Metalsucks was good back when Sergeant D wrote for them, but holy shit Axl and Vince are beyond cucked at this point.

>>68728197
only got shitty oboom and uploaded links unfortunately

>tfw downloading at 50 kbps but still #worth

>>68728221
>Metalsucks was good

Let me stop you there

ill just leave this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qfteDJxdvE

>>68728221
They were always cucked, I still remember how triggered they got after mustaine said he doesn't support gay rights

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Post yfw 24:10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBfnWZkW7sE

>>68722233
yeah

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>>68722276
I always thought Cobalt had great drumming

>>68728375
All hole, no ass

new avenged sevenfold leaked, is this the place to discuss it?

>>68728715
reddit pls leave

>tfw got too drunk and literally sing along to Soilwork

At least i saw a meme band

>>68721717
Move to Sweden or Finland.

>>68724629
>drop your level of intelligence standards in order to get these people to like you


How about I just ignore them because they're ignorant degenerate sluts?

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>>68721900
Fix'd

What is the spoopiest metal music video and why is it Clandestine Ways?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=569PHB2DZK8

>>68729078
Love this song and album
Wouldn't say spoopy, more unsettling

>>68721900
remember Varg talking about Euronymous' "FAT" belly hanging out from that shirt? what did he mean by this?

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>>68721900
>>68729032
Wrong, I fixed it for you

>>68729138
Varg tries to demonize Euronymous every chance he gets.

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This is out, it's better than their last couple for sure but they're never ever going to top Codex Necro or Eschaton

>>68729191
its a bit pathetic how varg STILL gossips about this guy like a 13 y/o girl

the guy he murdered for funsies

rap is now metal
https://soundcloud.com/6ummy6oy/93boy

>>68729310
He stabbed him some 42 times while he was trying to run away. The final blow was a full puncture into the center of his skull and brain, in which euro's eyes rolled back into his head and he let out a groaning last breath.

There's nothing honorary in that, I would be traumatized of my actions if I was varg.

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>>68723572

>>68725873
varg and fenriz gay reunion when

>>68729409
I don't think they'll ever see eachother again tbqh. They wouldn't have much to talk about.

>>68727267
no band is good according to /metal/
just go to utube and listen to them god damnit you can actually make up your own opinion that way

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"Icy" atmosphere, huge hitting breakdowns. 8/10
Invent, Animate -Stillworld

>>68729358
yeah but that's because you're a wimp and a poser.

>>68729694
Go away varg

>>68729200
The choir parts work really well for them.

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>>68727465
>vocalist is a womeme
LIKE POTTERY

One of the most underrated heavy metal albums, really heavy feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TqnuXqTzPo

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>>68725554
+Aura Noir, Pestilence

>>68725873
>youll never be that always drunk dude in the og black metal scene

>>68729078
https://youtu.be/qITxbx9D0jE

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>tfw no Thatcherite metal

>>68723173
bilskirnir - wotan redivus

new one

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>>68728189
>new DT already leaked
Fug

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>>68723173
Goatmoon - Death Before Dishonour

>>68731083
he's angry cos the moon isn't a goat