How many women has he fucked?

Hes never even jerked off

He needs to die already.

not enough

>>68698075
He is old

hell be fine

>>68698075
Same as the number of candles on that cake

>>68698075
Two

He's a fruitcake

>>68698632
im crying

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>>68698640
honestly, id believe it
literally every instance of female interaction hes had that ive read about has ended in "dennis or mike showed up and they went with them instead"
weird, because he was pretty good looking back in the day
i remember reading about how he was obsessed with this girl, caroline mountain, and even when he was famous he'd randomly call her late at night, but they were never more than friends

>>68699376
Yeah,he met up with Caroline and put his hand on her leg, but that was all.

Then, on tour a few weeks later, he got a message at the front desk from Caroline's husband saying he was going to kill Brian if he came near her again.

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>>68700443
poor baby lol
at least he ended up with someone, itd be sad if he didnt have a wife to spend his older years with

>>68698075
one and a half

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>>68698640
make that 3 ;)

Mac Demarco's 2013 LP

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>>68700696
oh god, that fuckin face

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>>68700824

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>>68700831

Are you guys kidding? Brian Wilson is a PUSSY DESTROYER! He had sex with OVER HUNDREDS OF WOMEN!!

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>>68700734
thats actually pretty spot on

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>>68700907
>PUSSY DESTROYER

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who got more pussy

>>68701600
Dennis

>>68698075
more than 10 I'm sure

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>>68701633

>>68698075
Pre or post autism?

>>68698075
Three.

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>>68701600
<read this
remember that by the time the beach boys were having "thousands of girls screaming" for them, mike had already gotten a girl pregnant
dennis was probably more popular with the ladies, but i think mike got more pussy from being such a sleazebag

>>68701876
:")

>>68701633
>tfw you will never pick up and fuck two hippie sluts who then bring Charles Manson into your house

Why live?

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>>68701776
>pre-autism
When was that? Here's a description of one of his dates when he was younger

>>68701955
>At age 15
what? The Beach Boys hadn't even formed when Dennis was 15

>>68702207
>pic related
Honestly, that sounds pretty normal for the '50s. Everyone lived in a fairy tale back then.

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>>68701633

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>>68701600
Dennis

>>68701189
fukken saved

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>>68702461
qt

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>>68701600
i heard they used to compete over who could get the most
i guess dennis won in the end when he not only fucked everyones wives but fucked/married mikes daughter

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>>68701819
marilyn, melinda,and...

van dyke parks

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>>68700696
>>68700775
>>68700841
>>68700876
a man with a face made for memes

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How much pussy did the goblin king get

>>68700696
That's the face of a man who's forgotten how to smile. Fucking Landy ruined him

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This came out today. I'm worried that he may have jumped the gun by adding those 2017 dates to his tour

;_;

>>68705920

>still has fresher kicks than me

gdi Brian

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>>68705945
brians always been dope

>>68705920
Brian will probably suffer on for at least 20 more years. I wouldn't worry.

>>68706073
are there any classic rock musicians in their 90s??
i feel like i have like 5 different people in my family that are in their 90s, but people always act like a celebrity being in their 70s means theyll die tomorrow

>>68706126
musicians also tend to live much unhealthier lifestyles than your average person

>>68706126
>>68706203
if Brian was a normal human, he would've died sometime in the early 70s from a heroine overdose. There is some entity giving him an extended life span. Why? I have no clue.

>>68706274
He's just getting his years of mentally being checked out back tbqh

>>68705920
Back pain apparently, hope it's not anything too bad.

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>>68706326
are you kidding me? look at those shoes!
hes probably just resting before his next b-ball game!

>>68706274
he's already an angel, he cant die

>>68698075
3, including that cake.

literally who?

>>68707531
meme baseball player

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>>68706126
Chuck Berry turned 90 this year.

>>68707690
>what is this place
>I have no idea what I'm doing
>let's just strum that wooden thing

>>68702863
hey, what's that from? Shit sounds great to read t b h

>>68698075
He looks so happy there ;_;

>>68699376
Brian was way more handsome, he was tall too
Should've went with him instead of his manlet brothers

>>68698075
who?

>>68707690
hell be fine

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>>68708326
It's from Storms: My Life with Lindsey Buckingham and Fleetwood Mac
That's one of the only parts about Dennis, though

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>>68709122
2 tru

>>68707690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxixIbONuCQ

>>68702863
Made my fucking day, I can so clearly see Mike getting ko'd on the spot and it's making me giddy

>>68713041
Imagine how patient and flexible his band has to be. But I'm not sure how much of this is from Chuck Berry's age and how much from him being stubborn and a bit dickish.

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>>68704821
>tfw the ugliest beach boys got the hottest wife

>>68698075
Maybe like 5

>>68714554
He's not ugly, ur ugly
on the inside

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He fucked all of these bitches

>>68700841
he looks like a fatter ted bundy in the fourth pic and a fatter charles manson in the third