FACT: Beyoncé > your favorite artist

wut

no

>>68668593
Beyoncé > Beyoncé?

Lads, I don't get Beyoncé or the cultural obsession with her. I'm not being obtuse, I'm just lost. Please convince me of what i'm missing. It seems that Solange is the far superior everything.

>>68668593
Grimes > Beyonce

FACT!

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again type your little beyonce thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose from your folder. Oh, and we all know what it is. The epic "queen beybey" meme, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking pop star. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “YASS BITCH SLAYY.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>68668593
yassss queen of being better than /mu/'s favorite artists

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>>68668657
>Pluto is far superior than Jupiter

>>68668693
>an asteroid > Sun

>>68668735
fuck the sun

flawless

>>68669151
Fuck off, cretin.

slayyyyyy bad bitches stand up

>>68668593
#banbossy
#kingbandqueenbeyaremyroyalty