Crap Song Thread

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

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kokomo.mp3

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>>68661913

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SsBtfuSDxw

>>68662241
Underrated post.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdl-LIH1XgM

not a hit but still, pic realated

Any "indie" song with bongo drums, people shouting "hey" at regular intervals and the lead singer sounding like he damaged his larynx.

>>68661913
WITHHH ERRRMMSSS WIIDDEE OPAANN

this and stressed out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KxGlY62g

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>>68663368
Viva! La Woman [Warner Bros., 1996] :(

>>68663407
You could have left it with "any indie song."

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>>68663454
>hating on "wake up, you need to make money"

>>68661913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh-eN--JK8Q

its pretty damn funny though desu

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>>68661913
AAAAYYYYYYY-YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAA-YYYYYYYAAAAA-YYYYYAAAAA

AAAAAYYYYYYYYY-YYYAAAA-YYYYYYYAAA

I SAID HEY!

WHAT'S GOING ON!

and that fucking retarded hat. the only redeeming part was the He-man video fifteen years later.

>>68661913
I still have nightmare about this piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JV74i4yvcA

>>68663525
true

Rihanna- Work
Not a good beat, not a catchy melody, not interesting lyrics, not a good display of her vocal abilities. It's a shit song that I'm surprised even Rihanna could make popular

>>68663750
You haven't listen to Woo from the same album

>>68663719
my sister sings that all the time and i shout at her vehemently to shut up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
I remember when this shit was everywhere

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T3Lo4BlU5w

>>68663452
IAN TOOOOO DA SHUNLAYUT

>>68663862
remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Qd6P9bl18

>>68663719
i once was in a guitar store and some 12 year old kid picks up a yuke and starts playing this and singing. worse thing since the holocaust

>>68664768
>implying the holocaust is real
>inb4 shitstorm

put a ring on it by beyonce made me not like beyonce as a 12 year old when i was previously a pretty big fan

that song can fuck right off

21 Pilots-Car Radio
What a joke of a song
>>68663862
THIS.

>>68661913
Didn't really become a hit, but this is my go to ironic shitposting song. Probably the worst thing of all time. It's so fucking awful that I can't help but love it just a little bit like the way a person will grow fond of an ugly pet or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlex4wzfQmw

Five For Fighting - 100 Years. I hate that song more than you can ever, ever imagine.

ONCE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD

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>>68661913
this shit here is worse than Friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JywK_5bT8z0

This kind of reminds me of the First Day of My Life video but for like the ultra normie who literally doesn't seek out any music whatsoever. The video really pisses me off too cause they're trying to make it really sweet and cute when the song is literally about a guy deciding not to have another drink because he knows if he does he's gonna fuck this barslut and cheat on his wife. The song tries to make this action sound noble when in reality most good people wouldn't even fuck the barslut when they're fucked up. I don't know I find it weird how even bubblegum pop music as well as other top 40 stuff seem to casualize cheating as if its an inevitability. Find it weird how this song has probably been played at weddings and shit. Fat midwest moms probably sing it in the car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go7gn6dugu0

>>68665740
This song literally triggers me.
During my grade 12 year in electrical some kid had a country playlist that was simply to small to be played for a 2 hour class so I would hear this song at least once a day every day and it nearly drove me to actual insanity. Just listening to the very first lyrics honest to god send shivers up my spine.

>>68665740
In other news, Green Day--Time of Your Life is a popular wedding song since apparently nobody's ever looked up the lyrics.

>>68665812
I thought that was more of a graduation song than a wedding song.

>>68663584
fuuuuck thats bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEN3mQ0ql30

raining tires

>>68666590
can a band be any more generic?

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This was a #1 hit in the UK in 1993:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

Every "hit" by Twenty One Pilots, especially Stressed Out. Their lyrics sound like a 14-year-old girls' diary.

Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDc0ArRJ1JQ

>>68668153
>that thumbnail & title
no way i'm watching that

Reminder that 2007 had the worst hit songs of any year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiSfTyrvJlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IUSZyjiYuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfmNfoNrkIE

This is without a single doubt in my life, in the countless years and years of listening to music, the worst song I have ever heard and ever will hear.

It is an absolute affront to all my sensibilities. Lyrics are the worst yet written. The song itself is an insane collage of noises that don't go together right and make me want to puncture my eardrums. The men who are singing it are faggots on a level that scientists up until recently only believed theoretical.

I am absolutely convinced that this absolute fucking plague on music, this blight on mankind only made it onto the radar because it has naked girls in the video.

>Summer of 69

nigga you weren't playing your first gig at the 5 and dime you were fucking 10 years old shut the fuck up Bryan Adams you faggot

>>68669262
>hating on Bryan Adams's only good song
???

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>>68662248
makes me sad that the beach boys only had 4 number 1s..... and one of them was kokomo

>>68666725
I heard it was a game at the time to be nr 1 with christmas at Top of the Pops and Take That already had made a new single to get that place.
I was not a fan of Take Thats music and when Mr Blobby take the spotlight from them, I find that quite funny.
It is offcourse not a good song, but atleast the team behind mr Blobby didn't take themselves so serious as the whole Take That industry.
It has also some nice references to other videos

>>68661913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lexLAjh8fPA

>>68669153
Before He Cheats is a fucking BANGER are you kidding me?

>>68665580

Up next on Crash FM

Bohemian Rhapsody

>>68665669
You don't like sugar sugar? What? Don't you like chiched romcoms from the nineties?

Seriously though its not that terrible its just been poisoned by pop culture. I'd take this over Gangnam Style any day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

come at me weebs

>>68670902
inb4 bbbut the metal man said theyre good

andre3000 said that speedin bullet to heaven is good so its not like good musicians cant have shit opinions

>>68661913

https://youtu.be/Wo2QB2kqG_w

>>68661913
How can no one didn't posted this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

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>>68669153
SAYIN MYY NAME IT

SOUUUWWWNNS SOO SWEEEEET

>>68671796
" the most annoying thing in the world"

>>68663656
your ears suck dude
that song rules

>>68661913
i don't think it made it to the 'mainstream' hits but when it did i couldn't stand it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSgWZbL_kE

>>68665580
UGNHHHH wtf was that. it's like they just found out about beer and decided to make their own kids bop album