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This thread reminds me of my dead doggy thanks op :/
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>>68650166
wtf ...
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big up all 2015 grime heads from sussex
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beg man to post it lool.

THAT picture loool x'D
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>>68650543
what picutre? xD
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tfw worst comedown of my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSv3oAgxvnY
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>>68650559
loooooooooooool ;)

u kno which one

all i'm sayin is..

batty
crease
club
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>>68650586
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool x'DDDDDD

allow it zach ;))))

or is it the northern memester looool x'DDD

s/o to man like b***e
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>>68650613
big up james desu hehe :)
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what's best tresor release
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>>68650586
Lmaooooooooooo family I know the one truss
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*dabs on /bleep/*
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is there anything as good as sub.fm?
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Any subdub man in LOOOL X,D I HEARD MAN LIKE NATE DOG N J WALK MIGHT MAKE AN APPEARANCE, xS get meeee bwahaha
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>>68651149
xDD
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any one bring water pistols to the club b4
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>>68651170
nah blud just a small hand towel that if I see somebody who has had too much i slap it on their face and commence the waterboarding

it works trust
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was absolutely pinging off my zonk last night lads

here's me
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>>68651149

The Northern Memester strikes again
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any grime man in?
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any the apprentice man in

big up Karthik my g!!!!!!
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BEN UFO @ THE HYDRA

WHO IS GOING
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>>68651320
moi
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>>68651341
SAME
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>>68651360
no ur not
i dnt believe u xD
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>>68651371
I GOT A TICKET FROM RESIDENT ADVISOR LOL
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>>68651399
loooool
that is bs famalam
let me see a screenshot (u can cover details) then i believe u xDDDDDD
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harrypreampels
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>>68651198
Lls lad you expect me 2 believe ur jack Nicholson
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>>68651429
LOL IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN
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guess who i saw at the rave
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>>68651511
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

i tell u one thing
if u fallen into my trap
u would not be going to ben ufo ;) xD
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>>68651549
pass user xDDDDDDD kys loool
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>>68651223
yep, hi
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLY6ZJNegiE

good one
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whack thread so far, fuck me
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>>68651835
it is a bit of a shocker to be honest yeah
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>>68651835
i'm loving it tbf lol, quality thread
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any man in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU5iw_zVsx8

got to drive for like 3 hours anyone got a good mix
breaks or techno or something
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>>68652048

Tessela RA mix
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>>68652054
listened to it
thanks tho
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>>68652082
lol x'DDD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hiwQGFnVTw
good morning guys :)
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warm and friendly reminder that discarda is not hard
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anime grime
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>>68652119
are u joking?
discarda would bang ur father out
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Thoughts on Chillout as a genre?
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>>68652159
A N I M E G R I M E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVu3G1StI7c
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>>68652173
fuck off
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>>68652201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YTzWu2ys2s
ah... just put on .5 speed and watch ur troubles.... fade away :)
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MOUNT KIMBIE AT HOLLYWOOD FOREVER

WHOS GOING?
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>>68652652
i hate mount kimbie
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Anime grime is fucking sick.
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>>68652652

>pards
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>>68652672
do u hate mount kimbie pre-cold spring fault less youth?
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>>68652672
Neobleep everyone
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>>68652888
i mean seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy45K5wFnZ0
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>>68652888
>>68652897
2bh i only heard crooks and lovers years ago but remember thinking it was boring as
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhaI4dFkWPY
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i love the chemical brothers!
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>boring af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqVFEuqyUXU
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>>68651549
LOOOOOL SOUNDS NICE :)
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I was big in grime
Anime stompers
That's my rhyme
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>ugh chemical brothers and mount Kimble so lame glad I got over that phase
*puts on lobster therameme*

Lls
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nyone listen to grandmixxers latest rinse?
killa p has to ask mez what his name is on mic loooool
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeyBWk_zPOA
memes
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>>68653289
>Lls
memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzCLu8DhEa8
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WHO GOES THERE!

https://youtu.be/ezS65_mttvc

POST SPEED GARRIDGE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V09x2y9MHbA
You guys know that feeling after you danced your heart out two nights in a row and you come home and you sleep for an entire day and when you wake up you feel wonderful?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a7SEjvhWHA

memes
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Oh lls Feloneezy even this female witch house artists had a better br than you loooooooooooool check her like/dislike ratio compared to urs LLS
https://youtu.be/rdmtKVr_vF0
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>>68653310
what an odd shaped head
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36amc2OoI8
not afraid to mix this in
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>>68653314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ws4oe26c_w
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>>68653314
It's the ghost of October
Summers over
Now I'm going nowhere

Who holds her
I t s n o t m e I m m a l o n e r
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Loooooooooool I'm weak Kys Feloneezy
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>>68650729
whats with this move and why is it a meme
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>>68653485

It's a celebration invented by Paul Pogba
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invite me to the london whatsapp group lads, heres my number

+436605816249

(i have a uk number, the app is just logged into my other number though)
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>>68653538
o-ok... why is it so memed?
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>>68653573

Because
>Manure
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Why does bleep always shit on bleep man's stuff? First that one comp then tensnake now Feloneezy. Why can't we support each other lads
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>>68653568
why do you have an austrian number tho
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>>68653640
>First that one comp
looooooooooooool ADTBG you still in talks with D&M and hardwax????? loooooooooooooooooooool

>tensnake
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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>>68653568
went to school there
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is there anything else similar to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnyk1w5SlQs
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we currently live in a world where sbtv shitters can get heard by, cosigned, and featured on a track with Drake aka the biggest popstar on the planet at the moment.

if grime isn't worldwide by next year it's our fault
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujlBSfttkb0

Post your favourite Essential Mix lads
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>>68653949
think that dave tune is alright desu
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>>68653949

Why on earth would any grime fan want grime to go even more mainstream?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SKLzZat7z8
Been sifting through my collection again today.
I sure bought a lot of trash, but at least I got it cheap, eh?
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Found some femdom techno too.
I don't even know why I own this, but it sounds really cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFFgBPKRkYk
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>>68653979
so the artists get more exposure and success

as long as the sound of the genre doesn't change and become pop i don't see anything wrong with it
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>>68654060
And just what happened with grime?
Maybe you want to listen to that Skepta album again, to refresh your memory.

Not even pop skepta was this bad.
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>>68654073
yeah but that's skepta he's bipolar and can't figure out what kind of music he wants to make

a year ago he was throwing all his gucci in the bin and making low budget grime videos, now he's wearing supreme and collaborating with trap niggas

a year before that he had some weird 80s haircut and had a weird disco song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grZNXgxKuEo
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you are listening to my uncle, sir spyro the skengman banana clip dj
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>>68654113
Skeppy will forevfer be my hero for this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2gM7ijqIrU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55DnnMWm5Tg
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listen

eri cant write like me
she can try but shes not quite like me
she can bark but she cant bite like me
she aint out in the middle of the night like me
she cant push bikes like me
cant play left wing or right like me
cant set other mcs alight like me
can never do grime in her life like me
no ps, she cant dress like me
no g star jeans no nikes like me
cant never say she played with a life like me
i tell her everyday she cant spit like me
so tell eri, yeah
that its night-time, please
and i will tuck her in like
night night
pick the scab off bye-bye, cheef

back to the subject, me
the gyal who turned bad right out of the green
say what you like cause i spit in my sleep
wake up start fishing and living the greaze
and i will not change or give in for peace
you can take me off road but, ill just bring in the gs
its peak with asuka on the scene
cause ive got mates that like slinging machines
think youre living the dream
test the waters come swimming with me
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any uk bass man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mOIXdC4rgA
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>>68654432
-uk bass

y tho..
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>>68654145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGJJd7tIHH0

turkish skepta is best skepta
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any dave man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTsZGvVUbs
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Who the fuck picked this ole sorry ass beat
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>>68654483
m8 uk bass is massive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hIu-ppwdPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx2sUNUFHYA
oi oi oi oi
in this moment i am euphoric
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>>68654812
but .. its not a real thing
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if a man try test, ill turn his top into a string vest
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>>68655039
all uk bass tracks are total bangers lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TmD50m6CL4
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uk bass man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvF8h4AIXTc
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>>68655039
Have u ever been to glasgow?
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>>68655200
G L A S G A E
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>>68652048
absolute garbage
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>>68655200
come 2 glasgow ill glass u with a plastic cup, cunt
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funny scottish joke:

so i was walkin mah dugs
an a man come up to me saying
"are those jack russells pal"
and i said nae pal
their mine

lls
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Uk bass melds together the best parts of all noteworthy genres: techno, garage, house, dubstep, jungle, nightcore etc to create beautiful, heart.stopping music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XwVnfNTj8c
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anyone coming 2 that nightcore night on friday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiVIFMbwxOc
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>>68654113
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grZNXgxKuEo

Fucking kek is this real life?

What a lad
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>>68652048
fuck me thats awful
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>>68655328
skepta has always been poppy trash, never even done a good collab with a dubstep producer
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>>68655374
>>68655213
americans have woken up
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>>68652048
this makes my ears bleed, fuck white grime
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>>68655392
nice meme. seriously though thats fucking awful why subject yourself to listening to awful grime when theres so much good stuff out there
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Who's your fav grime mc/producer? Mine's wiley, followed by dizzee
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>>68655408
Fuck off.
Discarda is one of the real dons in the scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wZ8J4X1cks
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>>68655454
MC, probably Riko, I don't really follow MCs much.
Producer, Mitch or Murlo atm. Also obv rate the anime don Garna.
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>>68655455
Is this a joke?
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>>68655455
This is less gut-wrenching than the previous screeching, incredible shift from weight loss though, would fuck skinny grime man
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who wants to help fund my quest to extradite drake back to pardland, assasinate stormzy, and exile skepta to the states so we can keep the grime bloodline pure
>>68655454
wiley's a great producer, but i have a thing for patois, so riko and flowdan for fav mcs
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any man wants to write a 150å­— story for my Chinese class?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuH5rzdiKEY&list=PLKvzsWmNd0ZmcD_DS_O3Ui07S675ClK1u&index=307
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>>68655374
>>68655213
>>68655486
>>68655452
discarda is pure gas

fucking pards
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c a double n o n
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Lads....
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loool what the fuck is drake doing lads

big for grime though
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>>68651835
stfu qualitee thread
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>>68656100
sicko!
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Boys......
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>>68656559
dude, chill
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>>68656559
just relax mate ok its calm

its bless
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fuck mixing
let's dance
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Any critical intersectionality man in
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AND SHE, WHAT DID SHE SAY
WHAT DID SHE SAYYY
OF COURSE, I ANSWER YOU
FROM ONE'S SELF
ONLY FROM ONE'S SELF
ONLY FOR MYSEEEEELLFFFF
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>>68656634
>>68656591
Heh sorry lads I get a little itchy when bleep doesn't give me yous
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>>68656887
That's alright, maybe itch your feet instead of hassling us blud xD
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Lads what should i eat to recover from a mandy crash?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxMEtjfmrUU
any ganjaman in
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>>68656990
innocent smoothie
chicken soup
mango sorbet
mocktails from ur local

just refreshing stuff innit, stuff that makes you exhale and go aaahh
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>>68656999
Rei Ganjamani?
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>>68650065
That dog is stupid as shit. It's the dog version of adults that wear diapers
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>>68657219
will pineapple work?
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>>68657377
yes definitely mate, good shout

highly rec chicken soup as well
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>>68656999
>>68657260
big up all the ganjasmokin crew
big up the original herbalist crew

me tell dem people do you love sensi
oh lord
well for your love sensemilia come tell me
what we tell dem
watch out
me tell dem

ganjanami internationally big all over
nuff big time entertainer
"pass di cuchie", what a tune i remember
"chalice haffi bun", dat a brigadier de teach ah

what we tell dem
watch out
me tell dem

yes boss
police in helicopter search fi marijuana
police man in the street
searchin fi collie weed
soldiers in the field
burnin the collie weed
But if you continue to burn up the herbs
we gonna burn down the cane fields
If you continue to burn up the herbs
we gonna burn down the cane fields
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loool
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>>68657958
loool was just about to post this
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>>68657453
Feeling a lot better now, cheers
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>>68656894
:-!
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lol lads i've literally got fuck all to do except work, this is a sign i should be cracking on but i literally can't be fuckin arsed i just fancy a cheeky blaze with the boys you know
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newfag here, did anyone here go to the Ostgut Ton Zehn 10th anniversary not so long ago? Thoughts?
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>>68658143
Ye family cept I usually smoke by meself nowadays. Whole time I made fun of dude yesterday for discouraging his friends from smoking but that's like all I do hehe
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>>68658278
that makes you a cunt xD hehe
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This is probably going to sound ridiculous, but maybe someone knows what I mean, or could educate me a bit.

I can't shake this feeling that most house / techno / garage producers from the 80s or 90s "accidentally" made good songs. Don't get me wrong because it's my favourite period of bleeps.

If you listen to a song produced in the last few years by someone who used to be decent back in the day then you'll see what I mean. They've tried to evolve whilst still sticking to the sound they were known for, but it just sounds cheesy and poorly made. I think it was Roger Sanchez who made a production how-to video and he was using entire drum loops without even chopping them up, and it's shit like this that at the end of the day makes a track sound bad. I think that using analog gear really helped back in the day.

If you listen to a set by Masters at Work or Terrence Parker you'll hear this terrible mix of uninteresting new material with older classics and a lot of weird scratching and cross fader "cut ups" which completely ruin things. The only reason people are dancing is because they know who's on the decks.

Of course this doesn't apply to literally every single producer or DJ. For instance, MK used to be huge in the 90s yet has managed to make a good comeback and still make tracks the way he used to but also keep them sounding "new".

I don't know if anyone knows what I mean, but I just don't understand how most producers and DJs get dated so quick and can't seem to keep up. It seems to only happen in electronic music. When I re-read my post it sounds crazy, but I don't really know how to explain it.
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looool ;)

where's the pic xD
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>>68657609
i love you so much rei
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>>68658316
Nah I mean all I do is smoke lls. I'm not addicted more like in love with Mary Jane she is my mane thing
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>>68658350
loooooool which one fampai?

x'D JK looool i know which one loooooool some man pls post it loool
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>>68658350
>>68658435
lol which pic u talking abou tlads?
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>>68658611
u know the one ! loooooooooool
please someone just post it
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Lmao family truss me when I say there's a fair amount of battiness in said picture
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loooooool ffs just post the rassclart pic x'D
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>>68658850
looooooool i know it's coming lad
hold tight my g
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>>68658875
looooooool x'D

effin 'ell .. where is zack already loool
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loool wheres the pic i would post it but dont wanna get bannd loool xD
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How is jungle so much better than dnb
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wut about ricardo villalobos?
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Wildly underappreciated bleep releases go: starting with margins music: overlooked gem of dubstep
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>amen break, backwards, in triplets
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>>68659685
Everything on driftwood
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>>68658325
you're chatting shit but I get what you mean

some music just don't age well, I can't see us looking back positively on grime in 20 years
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>>68660051
It's the opposite. I think the music has aged really well, it's the producers / DJs that haven't, and I can't understand it.
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what track is this at about 33:00

https://soundcloud.com/feelmybicep/bicep-we-love-warehouse-mix
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>>68659973
literally HOW can you say is driftwood underappreciated unironically you dumb fuck

maybe tonika, but not driftwood

literally everybody who likes house/deep house have an appreciation for driftwood and hope they see a line of represses on redeye when they wake up in the morning but are disappointed time and time again and wonder if life is even worth living

s/t you are such a dolt sometimes smgdh
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is there a comfier house label out there
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Beg man to post it loooool

Zak where u at G
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How do we fix EBM?
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>>68652048
who the fuck is the white cracka bitch i swear if he's from london i'll make it my mission to full on murk him on road whilst shouting "BOOOOM CANNOOOOOON"
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>>68657318
I'm sure for the dog it's an emotional comfort thing.
Also, you wouldn't have to be stupid to be incontinent.
- Andrew
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>>68650065
>gradually replacing your dog's favorite box with a slightly smaller box

what a fucking monster
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what nonce actually has trouble dancing to idm ...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL56KUyPktk

not even this one got 'em dancin...
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all jungliss
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>>68660863
Jean said on his personal Facebook that he was working on that repress lad have faith
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>>68663078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u03Ub9dbonU
like this? love the amen :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9geLYS1o4l4
next level synthwork for '90 imo
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>>68661266
more drum and bass
riddim

less trap and bigroom
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oba9M3DaL68

I don't even really follow grime all that much. I'm from Florida but was raised by Jamaican parents. This tune makes me feel so strange. This is called grime but just sounds like something I would hear blasting from my grandmother's house in Kingston 10 years ago.
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>>68664847
ebm has none of those things and that's good
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s/t I need ur guidance family

https://clyp.it/nxbj3fax
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im at a tipping point in life
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>>68665603
It doesn't sound much like bashment, the riddim is too different and the style of MCing is way different
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>>68658939
lol anyone kno what i can search in the archive to find the pic? it is bants 2bqh
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traumprinz 06 rip whennnnnnnnn
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>>68651198
Heh, I was pinged off my poon too mate
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HYDRA
FRIDAY
WEW
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/bleep/-kun...
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any red dead man in
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mfw had 3 pingers, came home and had an allergic reaction, rash all over my face, hands, legs, chest, fingers etc
lips were purple as shit initially then turned all red and swolen, started cracking and stinging
next day had some prawns for dinner, started to make the inside of my mouth peel and bleed and shit
also the night i took em, i was wigging out, seeing faces in inanimate objects like the kettle which i started talking to and shit, seeing my bed infested with bugs and shit
what the fuck happened lads, these are the exact same pingers ive bought like 25 of and kept stored away and have been using for like half a year
ive never been allergic to anything else before so idk what it was
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tfw broke my phone
it's p hard organising stuff, dunno how i'm gonna manage on the weekend
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>>68667722
i keep thinking im seeing people in my room
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drugs are bad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0dEMLfhUM
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any BOLD man in
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>>68667700
yes mate i am fully gassed up for new 1

people are saying its a prequel about john marstons old gang?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWCoksPaWEI

GIVE ME YOUR LIVER
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>>68668250
ouch
me liver

xD looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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>>68659685

Margins Music Redux is so sick
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big tings
loefah doing it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsgCeWGSCdw
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>>68667722

Lls
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>>68668415
meh
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Anyone on what.cd? Please check if they have Albert van Abbe - Champagne Palestine?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biauohb7wc4
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post anime grime
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Is grime still alive?
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>>68668589
grime is literally bigger than ever
>>
bufo gon be so bants on friday
i just know lol
haha
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>>68668612
just got my costume back from the dry cleaners... gonna be a mad one
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>>68668601
I think grime's future will be the same than dubstep.
>>
rah rah rah my neighbours tree collapsed and merked his roof
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>>68668660
this is a totally uninformed and retarded opinion but ok
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>>68660136
People just expect more nowdays and a lot of the bigtime 80s-90s producers kind of got comfortable with their styles
>>
"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Dan chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, Dan, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Dan whispered, His bottom lip trembling while His limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Aurora stroked Her hand up Dan's hip, and pulled His shirt from his trousers. Dan's eyes fluttered shut when He felt Aurora's fingers touch the skin of His lower back. But He forced them open again and stared into Aurora's pretty eyes

"I should stop you." Dan knew He should. This was Aurora. Aurora! Could He dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny?

"Stop me," Aurora said, and made it sound like a dare

Dan was all set to give Aurora a glare, but it faded away when He got his first real look at Aurora.I mean sure, Dan had seen Aurora before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Dan now had. His eyes had been opened.
Aurora's soft legs.
Her nice Buds.
Her....Bush.

In point of fact, Dans mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.
Other parts of Him might have been wet too.
It dripped on Aurora.
Aurora didn't seem to mind Dans fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Her was fine it seemed. "ewww" She said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww!".
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come
Aurora opened her mouth wider for stuff to drip into.

They kissed eachother softly. Dan whispering sweat nothings into Auroras ear.
Aurora and Dans bodies entangled becoming one ball of body parts.
It felt like there was Vaginas everywhere...even when there wasn't!

They then practiced lots and lots of sex
Once they had finished practicing, they were experts!
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>>68668681
It follows the exact same path though
>>
what's the best way to trade records over the internet?

i suggested to this one guy that we both put them up on ebay as buy-it-now for a tenner and he just told me fuck off and that it was too long
>>
>>68668707
no, it doesn't, at all

elaborate
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Been listening to mostly black metal this year, feel like stopping for a while and checking some electronic stuff. What are the best releases of 2016?
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>>68668738
Fuck off, /mu/.
>>
>>68668707
For someone who had to ask whether or not grime was still alive, I don't really think you're qualified to talk about what "path" it's following mate.
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Avalon Emerson played this on Saturday and it went off tee bee haych

https://youtu.be/fDw0dCKefYo
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>>68668751
t. drone that discovered discogs yesterday
>>
Any Bristol manz going Babyfather and GAIKA on Saturday?
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>>68668797
because I try to filter this shit
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>>68657318

don't shit talk dogs faggot.

they're pure magic and you're heckin' poop.
>>
>>68668811
:)
>>
>>68668839
>being this insecure
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>>68668811
>>68668839

Oooooh shit.
>>
>>68668845
>being this much of a /mu/ retard
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>>68668660

grime will never, ever be popular in pardnerland. The "road" imagery feels outdated and lame tbqh, muh bars won't fly either as slurred ironic lyrics are the norm now. That fuckboi Drake can try all he wants, grime simply don't work here
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>>68668904

Thank fuck for that
>>
>>68668886
yikes...
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>>68668940
That >>68668886 wasn't even me, but yeah, out please
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https://www.discogs.com/artist/1336376-Variant
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any man going to this tomorrow? https://www.fb.com/events/1758722121043437/
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>>68669040
t. villalobos fan
>>
>>68668904
is drake trying to bring grime to the US?
>>
>>68669270
yes

kanye as well
>>
>>68650065
the look in its eyes… the realization that good things never lasts and death will come sooner than later.
https://youtu.be/E9u9SwbETFk
https://youtu.be/BE9TXpb1eQk
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUPQWuvk6X8

one month and im going on the biggest fucking bender of my life
>>
big weekend on the way lads

>friday
ben ufo @ the hydra

>saturday
altern-8 gig @ shacklewell arms
janus x non @ corsica
mord jaded @ corsica

jheee
>>
>>68668612
BEN UFO
HYDRA
LADS
WEW
LAD
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD0bwMR74vI
>>
daily reminder pearson sound is a better dj than ben
>>
>>68668839
I HAVE VOTING POWERS ON DISCOGS
POST UR PROFILE
I WILL TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE PENDING SUBS OF URS LOL
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>>68669591
pearson sound is a p bad dj imo, seen him 5+ times now and never really enjoyed it
>>
>>68669681
he has a way better selection than ben
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Guys, help me create this playlist, dancing oriented playlist.
>>
>>68669708
i like ben's selection more, i guess we just have differing tastes :)
>>
>>68669709

Here's your reply
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>>68669741
thanks a lot omg thx
>>
>>68669709
tensnake - coma cat
>>
ben ufo pees sitting down and takes baths instead of showers, pearson sound can literally pee in an instant at the urinal even if theres people both sides of him and puts the shower temperature as cold as possible before getting in and smokes cigs in there as well
>>
>>68669762
thx
>>
bleep irc???
>>
>>68669765

Could Pearson Sound literally knock Ben out in one punch?
>>
pearson sound is my next door neighbour, i'm not even joking
seen him a few times in the street. maybe one day i will make friends with him lols
>>
>>68669926
ask him how fast he can piss in a urinal while two people are beside him
>>
>>68669926
why have you not properly met your next door neighbour yet lol
>>
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any wap their willy in the shower man in
>>
>>68669936
they only moved in a few months ago i think. dunno, i haven't really had an excuse to chat. this is london after all, we're not that friendly
i think it would be quite weird to just rock up to his door for a chat
i also feel like it's quite hard to talk to someone that ur a fan of
>>
list of rides at thorpe park ben ufo chickened out of when we went:

collossus (said the queue was too long and not worth it... nevermind the fact we were all gonna queue anyway??)
tidal wave (didnt want to risk catching a cold)
x no way out (actually he did warn us before we went that he hates backwards rides, but that didnt stop him from buying the keyring though as if he actually went on it??)

just pisses me off because we could have taken someone that actually would have enjoyed it instead
>>
>>68669949
lol mate this was bants the first time but don't rinse it too much alright because i don't want such a high quality bant goin stale on me
>>
>>68670091
aww mate i'm proper flattered you think it's a good bant, will keep it rare just for you
>>
>>68670182
thanks mate i'll tell you what it's a proper good one good job, v good use of the word wap
>>
>>68670015
so autism, basically

its all the more easy to talk to someone you're a massive fan of, just go in and bring up some music and say you've only just realised he is your neighbor

if you're under the impression man is busy then just make your presence known with an offer and whoosh
>>
>>68670296
hmm, i'm under the impression he just wants to be left alone. there's been a couple of neighbourly events/parties since he's moved in and he hasn't turned up to either of them. i'll say hello if i walk past him in the street but it's a bit invasive to go and knock on someone's door just for a chat imo. where are u from?
>>
I listened to some garage house after watching Eden and it feels wonderfulI forgot club music this bright and woderful existed after listening to nothing but brooding techno and menacing dubstep and grime where angry niggers shout about how they murder people for almost a year.
>>
>>68666286
Ok family I like the idea of 5he rhythm but it really doesn't have any momentum. Maybe add more compression and some eqing to give it more uh impact. That synth is too dissonant too ita grating on the ear
>>
>>68670330
North-West London

Invasive? I live on a street where my younger sister would go knock round and play with them, making parents involved with each other.

Another example is a street that holds fireworks displays in their gardens and other such occasions, all because people got round to knocking and starting conversation.

You just knock and mention that you don't normally go round to your neighbors but this is a special occasion (you're a fan) but obviously just don't give off the vibe that that's all you are

Good luck!
>>
'emsum, summ, bluhm, brum, brumm, bum, carum, come, crum, cum, cum crumm, cum, come crumb, come cum dum drumb drum, from, frum, ft frum, garum glumm, glum genum g-grum gum gumm

harum, hum humm klum, crumb cum cum crumb crumf lumb lum, ma'am, marum, mum mum mum marum, neuron, pflum, phlegm plumb plumb, prem qualm rum prumprum rum, sham, slam shurum, schtum shum shum scrum scrumb scrum schrumm scthum slum slum sum squalm strohn, strum stun

Absurd, outword, ant bird, binkered, bluebird, byword, catbird, catchword, chauffeured, concurred, co-heard, cowherd, crossword, deferred, demurred, deterred, foreword, game bird, incurred, inferred, interred, keyword, kingbird, misheard, nightbird, occurred, password, prefered, preferred, quibbered, quest bird, redbird, reoccured, redbull, retford, reheard, reword, Ryheard, Scrub bird, see bird, sedge bird, sure heard, shorebird, snow bird, songbird, starbird, succored, transfered, transferred, uncured, unheard, unheard, unstirred, watchword, word, young bird, baby bird, firebird

What you mean?!

flying bird, frigate bird, gallows bird, gray catbird, gray kingbird, hummingbird, ladybird, mockingbird, myna bird, myrtle bird, overheard, phoebe bird, satin bird, thunderbird, tropic bird, time bird, undeterred, wading bird, wedding bird, word incurred, word insert, word preferred, word referred, work transferred
>>
>>68670330
also "under the impression"

who gives a fuck? go up, ask, talk, converse

if he deems you to be a boring cunt then oh well, maybe next time you get a super interesting neighbor right?
>>
bonbonbonbonbonbonbonbonbon
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>>68670884
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>>68652188
god bless UTTU
>>
BEGGING man to post the pic.. x'D
>>
>>68670330
mate don't listen to these socially unaware people. it's not cool to knock on his door and tell him you're a fan. maybe if you get caught on the bus together or if he turns up to one of these neighbourly events or something. 100% don't go knocking on his door though

where you at btw
>>
>knocking on next door neighbours house to tell em you're a fan

senpai.. come on

just chill out on the road having a fag and if you see him unoccupied say hello when he's walking home as long as he knows you're a neighbour and not some random mug standing on the street
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGYzpBoxa-w

stilll love this track
>>
>>68671456
innit haha

south east london

>>68671502
i'll just see him when i see him. knocking on his door and trying to start a convo seems weird and beggy imo
>>
>>68671564
play his tunes so loud that he'll be forced to either make a noise complaint or pop over and say thanks that you love his stuff
>>
>>68671607
>>
Just kick a football or throw a frisbee into his garden and knock on his door asking for it back
>>
>>68671564
what postcode
>>
>>68671696
nahh, i a'int gonna bait him out lad
>>
>>68671776
your gay
>>
>>68671456

>cool

this is coming from the autismo

like seriously, what have you got to lose? a conversation starts, you mention that you know him and he is most definitely used to it

you turn out to be incapable of holding his interest because autistic and he makes signs for you to leave, better than speculating about what could be, no?
>>
>>68671520
>stilll love
it's a great track
>>
Chune
https://youtu.be/KqvQxlzLfao
>>
>>68650110
>>68650543
>>68650586
>ironic emoticons in every other thread
/mu/ is the worst board. So fucking terrible
>>
>>68672745
lool senpai
how about u lurk 4 a while until ur acclimated to the culture?
nothing personal, it's just to improve your time on /bleep/ :)
>>
>>68672745
>ironic
>>
>>68672786
>lol xD senpai look at me go
>>
>>68673454
>you
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>>68650570
was the night worth it though lad?
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