Metal has to be one of the most cringe inducing genre's ever

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>Does anyone sing about anything else besides "daddy didn't love me" and "I'm dark and edgy"
Yes. Delete you thread now because clearly you don't know shit about metal

>inb4 300+ replies

>>68650049
Go listen to death grips faget

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>daddy didn't love me
>i'm dark and edgy
That's metalcore, OP

Metal is about ancient traditions and culture. Please educate yourself before posting again.

>>68650059
Care to explain?.

>>68650049
I saw this thread at least 4 times already

>>68650130
>Acient Traditions
So putting on masks and calling your self slipnkot is "Acient tradition".

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>>68650186
>slipknot
>metal
U r le maistur trole fammmm

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>not posting the original metal troll post
FTFY

>>68650049
Yes, metal is the genre most enjoyed by edgy kids.

>>68650049
So you only hear music that makes you look kewl???? The thing is, we generally hear the music cause we like it and we never take the lyrics and dragons/edgy shit seriously, but we don´t care because we are on it for the guitar riffing, energetic drums, soaring solos and shit. Lyrical plenty of hiphop and pop is really cringe too, but there is too many money and marketing behind it to make it look cool.

>>68650204
I'm genuinely curious, this what comes out when you Google metal, what is real metal?.

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>>68650300
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>>68650291
But anon, it's CRIIIIIIINGEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY to like anything dark! You're only ALLOWED to liek BRIGHT, HAPPY MUSIC or ur an CRINGELORD LOL

You have to like MINION MUSIC like Pharrell Williams' Happy or MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HON

or you're a

CRINGETARD HAHAHAHAHA

Isn't it GREAT to ONLY LISTEN TO NORMAL MUSIC?

I SURE DO LOVE THE TOP 40 HITS

Baby, Baby, Oh, Baby, YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH

Such DEEP LYRICS
(bet u don't even get it)

Wow, you like music BILLBOARD doesn't recognize?

What a fucking CREEP. I tip my FEDORA to you, my man!

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>>68650049
it's funny. I feel the same way about rap and indie and pop. great hot opinions there guy!

>>68650395
>not a pasta
holy fuck the butthurt is real

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>>68650291
You say that but a lot of you go on and act and dress like edgy teenager's, I've seen 30 year old's with all of the shitty album art all over their fat cargo pants wearing body's.

>>68650300
>>68650323
>Metallica
Pleb Metal
>Korn
Nu Metal
>Slipknot
Metalcore
>Slayer
Mediocre metal
>Motorhead
Dad Metal

Is Justin Beiber the height of Pop Music? Skrillex indicative of all, or even most, electronica? Asking Alexandria the best of rock music? Blink 182 the ultimate of Punk Rock?

Your selection is very pleb and entry level. The kind of stuff 12 year olds would listen to for the most part (except Motorhead, that shit's classic).

>>68650049
>Am I missing all the good Heavy Metal artists?

Pretty much

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>>68650424
Except it is pasta.

A fresh one I just created just for the occasion.

>>68650457
Cargo pants are great. Why do you hate pockets faggot?

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>>68650457

>>68650141
You have an inherent bias because you know shit.

>>68650049
>mfw rapfags are so unoriginal that they even steal, I mean "sample," threads from rock fans
>mfw I don't even like metal

I have the same problem with rap. I can't find the good stuff. Here's a Warning track anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFHL76lIo7k

>>68650395
This exactly what I'm talking about, the whole "I'm a special snowflake" attitude, it just screams teenager mentality, the idea that top 40 can't be good and that it's completely beneath them is just cringy.

>>68650482
That's Google, I don't have a
"metal selection".

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>>68650049
>unironically using the word edgy
>doesn't realize that this shitpost is edgy and cringy af
>mentions Motley Crue and Pantera which those bands are terrible even to todays standards
fuck off OP.. sure there is a side of metal that makes people cringe and hate it but not all metal is bad if you're an avid fan of music just gotta explore beneath all the terrible garbage

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>>68650049
>I would say with the exception of a few artists rap has to be one of the most uninspired genres out today. Like seriously I don't fucking get it how anyone takes most rap artists seriously I'm not really talking about stealing classic lines Im just talking about lyricism. Does anyone rap about anything else besides "fuck bitches" and "I do drugs and shoot people" while not being a complete nigger? Am I missing all the good rap artists? even the acclaimed artists seem so childish and the fact that people unironically enjoy Kanye, Eminem, and Biggie leads me to believe that this genre is for 12 year olds and people with an iq below 80. Please prove me wrong. Pic related.

>metal in 2016
L O L
O
L

>>68650628

this post is an example of what the jewish media does to our youth

>>68650457
Tell me about cargo pants
Why all roadies wear them???

>>68650682
fuck off wigger

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Crashing this thread....
.... with dank wigger slamzz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4

>>68650049
I would say with the exception of a few artists indie rock has to be one of the most uninspired genres out today. Like seriously I don't fucking get it how anyone takes most indie artists seriously I'm not really talking about stealing classic progression Im just talking about lyricism. Does anyone sing about anything else besides "I have feelings" and "I'm sad" while not being a complete cuck? Am I missing all the good indie artists? even the acclaimed artists seem so beta and the fact that people unironically enjoy Neutral Milk Hotel, the Antlers and the National leads me to believe that this genre is for 12 year olds and people with an iq below 80. Please prove me wrong.

>>68650519 Pic related.

>>68650628
Nobody thinks that edgelord. Plenty of abba songs and pop classic covered in metal. I know it is just bait.

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>>68650049
>that one guy who makes a thread about how much he hates metal every single day

>>68650672
What's good metal then? It seems like I'm digging through a never ending pile of shit.

>>68650775
well what interests you? there's progressive metal, black metal, blackened death metal, technical death metal?

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I would say with the exception of a few artists pop has to be one of the most uninspired genres out today. Like seriously I don't fucking get it how anyone takes most pop artists seriously I'm not really talking about stealing classic progression Im just talking about lyricism. Does anyone sing about anything else besides "I wanna have sex" and "I'm a bitch" while not being completely shallow? Am I missing all the good pop artists? even the acclaimed artists seem so plastic and the fact that people unironically enjoy One Direction, Beyonce and Taylor Swift leads me to believe that this genre is for 12 year olds and people with an iq below 35. Please prove me wrong.

Metal fag's
https://youtu.be/vCSP1THD9cA

>>68650500
You're fucking autistic

>>68650818
Technically, that's Dark Cabaret and not metal, but I'd still be friends with him. He looks like a fun guy.

>>68650796
Progressive and technical seem like the suit me the best, I guess mostly instrumental stuff.

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I would say with the exception of a few artists music has to be one of the most uninspired artistic platforms out today. Like seriously I don't fucking get it how anyone takes most music seriously I'm not really talking about stealing air vibrations Im just talking about lyricism. Does anyone sing about anything else besides "anything" and "something" while not being completely audible? Am I missing all the good music? even the acclaimed artists seem so musical and the fact that people unironically enjoy tones, scales and sounds leads me to believe that this form of artistic expresion is for 12 year olds and people with an iq below 35. Please prove me wrong.

>>68650731
This is beyond cringe

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>>68650831
>he posts on 4chan
>he doesn't have crippling autism
I miss the old /mu/ where everyone screamed at each other over shit taste in field recordings

/disco/ here

We still haven't forgiven you faggots

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>>68650888
Shut up homie, you don't know shit. Now show me the fucking hammers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6SWafRBhQ

>>68650900
no one cares faggot

>>68650918
No it really sucks

>>68650918
Holy shit, white people are fucking awkward man, this concert is more low energy than jeb bush. I love the macarrena though.

>>68650888
The word cringe is cringe.

>>68650989
Glad you said that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LspZ-kA6qHw

>>68650049
The thing people who don't get metal typically don't get about it is it's supposed to be somewhat cheesy, over the top, and even a little nerdy.
Metal is the musical equivalent to B horror movies or a game of D&D (both things that I love)
Metal is the kind of thing people either get it, or they don't and it's okay that some people don't. But if you don't get it, don't talk shit. Metal has lasted longer than any other rock sub genre so obviously there's something there.
Also, alt-rock is way more 'daddy didn't love me' than metal.

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Metal is and has always been for the lower class white trash, they are as bad as blacks if not worse.

>>68651016
Complete fucking degeneracy, this looks like it came out of Mad Max.

My problem with metal is that it just sounds like absolute shit. People get bogged down discussing lyricism or technical prowess, but that's all irrelevant if the final product sounds retarded.

>>68651131
>t. low energy cuck

>>68651136
This.
The mixes and oversaturation are nuts. The guitars end up sounding like sludgy shit due to Trip Rec/5150 crunch with a cranked t-screamer or boost on top. Absolutely abhorrent sound.
Drums are just double kick insanity.
It's fucking retarded.
Mixes are awful usually.
It's just shit.

>>68651182
>t. dirty smelly wigger.

>>68650870
You'll probably like Animals As Leaders.

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you people are really embarrassing

Hating metal is fine but it's a red flag that someone is a nu male

>>68650049
metal heads do a really good job stayng to them selves.

leave them cringe wagons alone.

>>68651268
Metalheads only think this because they're wildly insecure about their masculinity and think listening to metal makes them manlier, like the scrawny guys who think they're Clint Eastwood because they grew a shitty, patchy beard.

>>68651249
Op Here
This is fucking good Anon
https://youtu.be/9P4GsF1zdzM
This is pretty good
https://youtu.be/lfKrjZWG09c
This is my favorite
https://youtu.be/s4Yb_vf-Qfo
Love the way it mixes genre's and styles, I feel like metal doesn't do that very much, it feels like it still needs to grow as a genre.

>>68650130
That's exactly why metal will die.

>>68651486
It does that all the time, famfam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEo8IrU5MQk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsh9xzTCFRk'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FgqfDT86d4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toNA6BcPDDI

>>68651486
you sound like you know everything there is to know when, in fact, you're the embodiment of ignorance and cluelessness

>>68651486
>I feel like metal doesn't do that very much
wew

>>68651442
at least metalheads tend to be manlier than, let's say, memerap, post rock or post-punk fans

>>68650482
Slipknot is nu metal, not metalcore. Pleb metal, mediocre metal, and dad metal aren't genres.

>>68651593
It was mostly bait at the beginning of the thread, I can't believe you idiot's fall for every damn time.

>>68651748
nice damage control cucklord

>>68651570
Op here again
>1st track
Love the way it mixes melody and harmony with the heavy riffs
>2st track
This is fucking beautiful man, my favorite so far.
>3rd track
Doesn't really click on me for some reason
>4th track
Experimental album's are my shit, shit is heavy.

>>68651570
>>68651249
>all this bland proge
epic

>>68650049

>>68651973
because you should throw Gorguts, Cryptopsy and Lykathea Aflame as an entry-point, right?

>>68651787
Calling someone any of these name's instantly makes you sound like a nerd virgin faggot
>Nu male
>beta
>cuck
Just call him a fagg like everyone else, you stopped calling other people faggots because of politically correct bullshit, fuck that and just call them faggots like every other guy.
The thread itself is new bait, you change the genre's and you put a fun twist on it and you get guaranty You's and replies, 78 post in your own thread is pretty impressive, it's like a high score thing.

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>>68651642
In their heads at least.

>>68651997
yes

>>68652035
in reality, also.

>>68652164
lol

>>68651529
its the current year after all

>>68652227
what did he mean by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPVt9yR8t2o

op is just mad that he will never be one of us