>When we’re on tour, I try to find a massage parlor wherever

Jesus, this is an actual quote
http://rockdirt.com/rivers-cuomo-explains-why-he-doesnt-screw-groupies/3590/

>>68608909

I can't think of a more unlikeable person in the world.

lol he's so quirky xD

>>68608909
Thought this was the geezer from hot chip for a second

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>>68609179
wtf Rivers

>>68609233
It's the geezer from Weezer

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>>68608909
>>68609179

>>68609179
Holy fuck lmao

>>68609231
Not as quirky as your mom was in bed last night, bitch.

>>68609179
Jesus fucking Christ

holy fuck lmao

>>68609179
I'm dying, holy kek

Fucking hell Rivers

>>68609312
wow f*ck you

>"The standard line is that Cuomo spent his childhood moving around northeastern Connecticut with his stepfather, brother and mother, a massage therapist."
>mother
>a massage therapist
>"A lot of times it’s the older ladies I really like – they have this nice maternal vibe."
Jesus fuck Rivers

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>>68609395
hoooooo boy
as if this couldn't get any worse

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He's more meme than human.

>"I think the biggest misconception about me is that I'm sad or depressed," says Cuomo. "I'm living the dream every waking minute."

>He cuts down a side street and stops in front of his ex-girlfriend's house. The lights are out, and Cuomo pauses for a moment before he continues walking. "I think I'll treat myself to a little cough syrup with codeine when I get home," he says. And with that he's off toward the hills, away from the stars of Hollywood Boulevard, alone, as usual, except for the melodies in his head.

>>68609395
>"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MAMA"

>It's after 1 a.m. when Cuomo reaches his final destination. The locale is the Palace, an old-school Hollywood venue that morphs into a radio-sponsored dance club every Friday. A line of beautiful bodies stretches around the block. Cuomo approaches the bouncer.

>"Excuse me," he says quietly. "I'm in Weezer."

>The bouncer ignores him.

>Cuomo produces a laminated backstage pass with his picture on it.

>"I believe you," the bouncer says, staring at Cuomo's long-underwear shirt and windbreaker. "Problem is, we have a dress code."

>Eventually, managers are summoned, names are dropped and Cuomo is let behind the velvet rope. Inside, Cuomo pumps his fist in victory as twenty-year-old scenesters wander past like refugees from a fashion runway.

>"I used to come here alone when I first moved to L.A.," he says. "I'd just sit on a couch, straight as a board, and people would walk by and hate me. It was so much fun."

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>>68608909
>>68609179
I thought he was all about those half-Japanese girls...

>>68609179
I love this man

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>>68608909
>>68609179
>>68609395

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>>68609395
Pinkerton makes even more sense now, which I didn't think was possible anymore at this point.

>>68609179
wew pure disgust

What is his problem. WEW.

>"I don't have any friends."

>It's Saturday night when Cuomo makes the comment and, considering that he's currently heading to a party to hook up with Kevin Ridel, a friend since the two were high school band mates, you decide to play along.

>"What about Kevin?" you ask. "Isn't Kevin your friend?"

>"Do you mind if we don't have any music on?" asks Cuomo. And the music goes off.

>Car silent. Game over.

im dying

>>68609878
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>68609965
is it blissful?

>>68610091
It's like a dream

>>68610138
i want to dream

>>68608909
Can we get feminists to boycott them. I just don't like this faggot and clearly most of his fans are SJWs

>The meaningless relationships, the visits to massage parlors, the casual sex with groupies, thirty or forty of them, and sometimes more than one at a time.
What a fucking player

>>68610181
I'm pretty sure anyone that would drop him for this would have already dropped him for "GOD DAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS" and "I'M DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN"

>>68609615
No joke. This makes me like Pinkerton more now.

Does Rivers have a rare form of super autism?

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>>68608909
>>68609395

>And then Pinkerton began to take hold with a new wave of younger fans who obsessed over every nuance of the record. Sales crept above the gold mark. By the time the Green Album was released, Weezer - dormant for five years - were bigger than they had ever been. None of which leaves Cuomo feeling vindicated.

>"The most painful thing in my life these days is the cult around Pinkerton," he says when asked of the record's new status. "It's just a sick album, sick in a diseased sort of way. It's such a source of anxiety because all the fans we have right now have stuck around because of that album. But, honestly, I never want to play those songs again; I never want to hear them again."

>>68610493
You tell me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3NLwSVfSzw

>>68610150
only in dreams

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>>68609179
I'm fucking crying

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>>68609395
What the fuck Rivers?

>>68610531
lmao poor river's such a strange guy

>>68609263
underrated

>>68608909
oh my.

has Rivers become gradually more mentally insane after Pinkerton?

>>68611907
>>68609179
I say these posts are a bunch of bullshit. Who's with me?

>>68611982
*>>68608909
>>68609179

>>68611982
It's too late now to pretend that it didn't happen Rivers

who else wants to fuck rivers and suck his dick

>>68612022
wow dude are you gay or something?

*snickers*

>>68611948
Seemingly so

>>68610531
>>68610531
Poor Rivers. I can just picture them having been at a recording session earlier with Matt yelling at Rivers to change his stupid lyrics and to turn his bass track up in the mix.

Then on the way to the mtv show Matt probably smacked him in the face and told him that he was going to fuck the host and not to screw things up for him and that he is better to be seen and not heard. Poor Rivers

I miss Matt tho

>>68610531
I feel like /ourguy/ for half of us in this is Rivers and /ourguy/ for the other half is Matt

>>68612729
This. All you need is that one person to make you feel comfortable and you can be funny and talkative like Matt. But if you get excluded early on you sink into a hole and end up being Rivers all night. :(

>>68612681
>>68612681
Rivers is the fucking FRONTMAN. He aint taking no shit.
They could eat his shit.

>>68610531
Extreme cringe. At first I thought it was like a schtick he was doing. But the longer it goes the more I feel like Rivers was seriously contemplating suicide throughout the whole thing

>>68609201
donald trump and hillary clinton

>>68611999
gay gay disney gay

based

>>68610531
Rivers must be an aspie or have some type of problem. Jesus Christ. I feel so bad for him. She's talking him like he's a child. I wonder what it's like to be in Rivers' head.

>>68612972
>>68610493
I think he was constipated. He just had to take a HUGE shit. Its an uncomfortable experience.

>>68610531
wow

>>68612972
He could've been on some heavy drugs

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Is Rivers our guy?

>>68609395
>Don't you see mom, I'm a good little boy!!!

damn...

>>68613163
He is confirmed to be /ourguy/

>>68613171
EW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLlGitRz9kk

>>68613306
Okay, now I'm convinced he has asperger's

>>68613163
of course

>>68613306
>that's no average song
No, Beverly Hills is a pretty average song

Also, was the celibacy before or after the prostitutes?

>>68613469
Probably inbetween

hasn't anyone else noticed that big famous rockstars are usually messed up in the head? I'm pretty sure that's why they are able to make such good (subjective) music. I think it's the way their brain is wired

>>68612972
He was raised by hippies, that's his problem.

>>68613543
There is nothing impressive about being fucked in the head.
All it comes down to is the music.

The "le crazy" artists are as trivial as any average person, in fact if they are truly crazy than they are actually below the mental functionality of an average person. So yeah...special....

I don't know if I love or hate Rivers. I think I do a little of both.

>>68610531
>I wish I was at home listening to Buddy Holly
>This interviewer is too loud
>my kneecaps hurt
>I'm hungry

>>68614233
He's our real life Shinji Ikari