I'm trying to destroy my hearing. Any tips?

>>68585498
go to concerts, stand in front, don't wear earplugs.
repeat.

listen to extratone

I scratched deep inside my ear with a tooth pick once and now I'm a little more deaf in one ear than the other

Why?

>>68585588
you may have pushed some earwax onto your eardrum, get it removed

>>68585599
I want a reason to be left alone

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>>68585588
>>68585599

>>68585640
i don't follow. explain more please

>>68585639
Shit, that might be it. Thanks man

>>68585651
It was itchy

>>68585657
I won't have to talk to anyone people will leave me alone

>>68585667
>It was itchy
earwax was the cause of the itch
if you raptured your ear you should have seen blood, eardrums can heal anyway so it can't be that you damaged it, especially when it was something so small like a toothpick

>>68585688
why don't you just an hero then? it would be easier on everyone

>>68585715
Nah, didn't see any blood when I did it. Are you med student? You seem pretty knowledgeable

>>68585719
Hey now, what's all this? What am I, chopped liver?

>>68585768
I am very protective of my ears because I have a little tinnitus and any more would drive me insane, so I read up about ears and shit

>>68585768
I'm a janitor at a hospital. I overhear some useful info now and then.

>>68585801
>>68585810
Whoa, alright. I think the former is more plausible here. Either way that's cool.

>>68585498

Listen to BabyMetal.

go and stand with ur ear against the speaker in corsica studios room 2

>>68585667
If I was going to put anything in my ears, needles or toothpicks would be the last thing I choose. Use a Q-tip from now on anon. Also don't use it as a plunger either and don't go all the way in, wipe the sides outwards.

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>>68585839

>>68585640
>>68585688
>>68585792
>>68585810

Is a fucking faggot that impersonates anynomous posters on a russian folk forum and subtly takes the credit for advice not given by himself, good think I wrote my reply >>68585801 faster than his >>68585810

>>68585498
Listen to insanely loud music with headphones regularly for a couple of years, that's how I got my tinnitus

Clap your hands hard right on your ears and they will explode. Get help from a friend or a family member to increase damage! May also cause bonus brain hemorrage.

listen to Axis: bold as boognish by Ween at the max volum, this album will blow your fkng ears

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This at max volume, with earbuds on.

>>68585588
I did this but I went completely deaf in one ear. Had to get it syringed, it's fine now