>Calls himself a man >Doesn't listen to Metal exclusively

>>68579075
>caring about masculinity

>>68579075
Metal is for children, not men

>>68579075
i gotta say that is one fucked up drawing.

>>68579097
>>68579088
Hello Tumblr.

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>>68579088
>>68579097
whoop boy, the feminists are here.

>>68579116
>>68579129
>Listens to metal
>"anyone who disagrees with me is a SJW Tumblrite"

Further proof that, as I said, metal is for children.

>Calls himself a man

can't name a more elitist community

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>>68579162
But Tumblr isn't right? Your mask slipped a bit there, senpai.

>>68579189
Yeah don't you, bitch?

metal is slippery wet poop compared to iannis xenakis

>>68579075
Not only do I both call myself a man and do not exclusively listen to metal, but I also enjoy really sugary synth-pop and theater. And I'm not gay either.

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I'd listen to more metal, but [spoiler]most metal is just not very good.[/spoiler]

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>>68579075
>Calls himself a man
>Listens to metal exclusively

>>68579075
>calls himself an intellectual
>doesn't listen to Progressive Metal exclusively

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>calls himself a man
>doesn't listen to country

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>>68579279
>calls himself an intellectual
>doesn't realize I can both listen to prog metal and metal exclusively because prog metal falls under the category of fucking metal music.

>>68579310
Grandpa Joe is that you!!!

>>68579075
Metal is music for people who haven't grown up mentally.

So, teenagers and manchildren.

Disprove this if you can.
[spoiler](you can't)[/spoiler]

>"You can't judge me, you don't listen to good music"
>listens to almost exclusively metal

>exclusively listens to one genre

men for ya!

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>>68579266
>calls himself a man
>listens to metal, period

>letting other people dictate your identity
>letting other people dictate your interests
>letting other people bait you into posting in the thread

>calls himself an intellectual
>listens to metal past the age of 18

I went through that phase, glad I'm out of it honestly.

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>>68579441
>listening to metal

>>68579461
>calls himself and intellectual

lol

>>68579496
>implying I called myself an intellectual

Read it again, mealfag.

>>68579475

nice thumbnail, am i supposed to get the reference?

>>68579511
you were the first one to say it tho

>>68579475
actually don't care for metal
You can make fun of me for liking prog instead.

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>>68579527
Don't worry about it kid, you won't understand.

>>68579206
So nice to see your oc every once in awhile. Made it all the way over here from my /b/ days

>>68579540
I'm not going to make fun of you.

>>68579532
>implying

>>68579547
maybe he would, maybe he wouldn't

sean would want you to ex-p-p-plainn

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>>68579075
>calls himself a man
>doesn't listen to Power Electronics and Harsh Noise Wall exclusively

>>68579570
>when the music calls your name exclusively

>>68579567
anon's a big boy, he can figure it out.

>calls themself an intellectual
>listen to music

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>>68579075
>likes music
>only listens to one genre

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>>68579639
>calls himself an intellectual

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>calls himself a man
>listens to music

>call myself a woman
>listen to primarily metal

Haha it works because I am not actually a real woman :'^)

>>68579812
>implying i know a damn thing

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>>68579925
post pic please

>calls himself a heterosexual male
>masturbates to traps

Explain yourselves

>>68579946
Why

>>68579984
I wanna see if you're cute.

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>calls himself a man
>listens

>>68579097
this

>>68580001
I'm really not cute at all. And I don't even listen to primarily metal, I only said that for the sake of my shitpost

>calls himself a man
>needs constant approval from anonymous peers that his subjective music choice is the right subjective choice

>>68579925
trans metalheads unite? \m/

>calls himself a man
>

>>68579088
>>>/leftypol/

>calls himself a man

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>>68580238
>>68580244
forgot pic

>listening to one genre of music exclusively
What's it like being a complete tool?

>>68579075
>assuming my gender
>assuming my genre taste

>>68579252
for you

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>>68579075
>metal
>not hardcore/terrorcore/speedcore

You are like little baby to le

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>>68579075
>listening to metal at all
LOL

>>68579116
Goo goo ga ga

men will listen to whatever they want

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>music

>>68581709
Manowar are pretty manly

>>68579075
>Calls himself an adult
>listens to Metal

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>calls himself man
>listens to faggy hairy man with applied make-up

I really don't get this meme. Of course there is masculine guys in metal, like Meshuggah crew or guys form Clutch, but 90% of metal bands, old and new, looks like fucking faggots, they put gay men in shame. Like >>68581709 this shit. MANowar my ass. It's fucking Girlowar. Yeah, I get it, Conan aesthetics, but Arnold didn't wear make up or applied hair spray, and book version of Conan looks like fucking ape, not Village People. It's not manly, it's fucking CC Catch. Man no need to show of to be a man, pic very related.

>>68579075
>calls himself supreme gentlesir
>cargo shorts and fedora don't match

>>68579376
this