KEK

>>68561262
really makes you think...

>>68561262
1.74 million's the amount of bitches he's fucked too. Too bad yours is 0

>>68561344
Objectively correct.

>>68561344
1.74's the amount of bitches you've fucked

>>68562000
damn...

Why are so many male musicians manlets?

Off the top of my head

Bono
Matt Bellamy
Thom Yorke
Elton John
Bob Dylan

Is there something about growing up short that drives them to pursue success?

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>>68561262
the plot thickens...

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>tfw you're shorter than Taylor Swift

>>68562079

Being tall means you don't have to develop any skills to impress women. If you are short you are desperate for any help.

What are some TALL musicians?

>>68561262
fucking dyel fags can't cop with the natty king

>>68562079
kurt

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>>68562079
>"Napoleon complex" is a term describing a theorized condition occurring in people of short stature. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, and carries the implication that such behaviour is compensatory for the subject's stature.

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>>68562549
On the other side...

Why does Google even list this? They don't list body weight or bust sizes.

>>68562579
Height shaming.

>>68562579
Both of these can easily fluctuate - height is constant

>>68562501
>Ariana Grande
>is actually small

>>68562550
Napoleon wasn't short for his time
read a fucking book

>>68562592
That's what I figured. Fucking roasties.
>>68562595
>implying Google never updates

>>68562592
>>68562658
when will they learn?

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Welp, that explains Creep

>>68562722
>I wanna perfect body

We can see that, Thom

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>>68562722

>Bork is tiny

>>68562079

You see, music, like television and literature, is mostly fake, made up shit. It is an outlet for retards to "Bawwwwwww" into at the end of the day. Real people who don't have any problems basically don't listen to music.
Unless it's Holy Music devoted entirely to our Lord Jesus Christ, music is just dumb noises made for broken people that can only be enjoyed by broken people. It is a bad thing, so it's not surprising that a disproportionate number of the slinking Rat Finks that concoct "rock muzak" would be disgruntled manlets. Bob Dylan came closest to having good output with "Saved", by the way.

>>68562595
no it aint'. the older you get the shorter you get due to disc degeneration

>>68562722
>tfw you're only 3 inches taller than Bjork
>tfw I'll never be able to stand over her and kiss her forehead before we have very very intimate sex
Please kill me

It's cool that Americans are asleep so we can freely post height in metres

>>68562000
1.74 more than you, buddy

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>Tfw tallfags show their inferiority complex by bragging on 4chan about their height

Get a pussy

>>68562853
this

>implying i know how much a meter is

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Mike Patton is a meme on /mu/ as well?

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>>68563588
Assmad manlet detected

>>68561262
How the the fuck is someone that short? 1 foot 74 inches lmao