what does /mu/ think of pic related? what's her best album?

Biophilia even though /mu/ will never admit it.

>Best cohesion
>best singing
>best concept album
>minimalist without being boring
>best closer track

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She is totally hot and not unattractive

>>68561099
Vespertine
than medulla

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She was/still kinda is pretty hot.

IMO best voice in music ever.

Best album is Debut.

>>68562371
Also, pic related:

>What did she mean by this?

>>68562371
Really don't get people having Debut as their favourite, could you elaborate? It has some really good tracks but like Homogenic and Vespertine are so much better. Maybe I just like the woah-so-artsy bork more.

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>>68562420
Don't get me wrong, I still love the more experimental Björk, but I have a massive soft spot for pixie-bork.

Debut was the first album that was truly her's, and she's very obviously excited both in interviews and on the songs.

Pixie Björk is also arguably the sexiest.

she's ok, but most of her music is really uninteresting for me, so i rarely bother listening to more

overrated
Like homogenic, post and vespertine

Homogenic is her best followed by Vespertine

>>68562371
Debut aged like milk.

idk about best album, but "Possibly Maybe" is easily my fav song by her

>>68562546
>Debut aged like milk
Why?

>>68562546
>Vespertine
Aged like a photon being emitted from a firefly being absorbed by the lawn chair two feet away

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B U M P
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>>68562559
I find a lot of the production sounds cheap and tacky by today's standards

>tfw I've fooled around with a girl that looks just like young bjork lately
>Bjork is my only celebrity crush

Pls let me not fuck this up

>>68562923
Pics or gtfo

>>68562929
I'll get out then

>>68563029
Good luck with the girl!

I only just started listening to her but already love her. Started with Vespertine but can't get past the opening track because once she says "we can go to the hidden place" i cum buckets and fall asleep, missing the rest of the album...

>>68563108
Try listening to Ancestors off of Medulla. Muh dik

>>68563122
It isn't even her moaning

>>68563108
>cumming to hidden place
just hold out until cocoon m8
you'll cum yourself to death

>>68563448
rip me

>>68563487
Other cumworthy songs?

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Have you guys ever tried to listen to Vespertine and then Vulnicura paying attention to the lyrics?

It really fucks me up.

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>>68563540
Headphones, An Echo A Stain
i find that basically any of the quiet whispery bjork songs are cumworthy bc you can imagine she's there whispering them into your ear while fondling and groping you

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>>68563609
>tfw i lof him

>>68563609
Björk in general just makes me really sad.

She is the ultimate ">ywn _____"

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>>68563651
>>68563665

>Cocoon
>Black Lake

How do I get a qt bjork gf?

>>68563824
You don't, because there is only one Bjork.

>>68563835
Then how do I get bjork

>>68563867
>he can't even afford an Ö/ö key for his computer keyboard
You don't, poorfag!

>>68563867
You go to that hidden place.

Anyway, Sugarcubes Björk is criminally overlooked.

https://youtu.be/BFQPNApwJGU

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>>68563885
I have a Danish (Am Danish) keyboard with pic related.

4chan just displays it as "o".

>>68563885
>>68563911
ALT + 0246

>>68563921
I can just press the umlaut key, followed by o.

>>68563948
I on the other hand can just press ö.

>>68563964
I could too, if I changed my language settings to German.

Fuck it, Björk doesn't care how you spell her name.

>>68563976
Yes, yes, but there is a little Björk in your head who is very sad when she sees how lazily you spell her name at times..

>>68561099
How do I pronounce her name?
Bork?
Buh-jork?

>>68564091
"Björk"

If you're American you're likely physically unable to pronounce it.

>>68564105
>physically unable
lol no

>>68564091
>>68564105
Byerk.

I used to pronounce it "Byork", and the transition has been a bit hard

>>68564261
>erk
like the erk in jerk

>>68564279
but don't roll the "r" like some retarded Texan

>>68564305
it's hardly even audible

>>68564091

It's Byerk. She's clarified it in a few interviews. She says it's easy to remember because it rhymes with jerk.

>>68564091
>>68564105
>>68564239
>>68564261
>>68564279
>>68564305
>>68564320
>>68564324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXjJTdcIkkk

>>68564343
>Bork will never sit on your couch

>>68564436
>Bork will never sit on your face

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>>68564633
>come home see this
what do

>>68564684
Turn 540 degrees and fuck her in the shitter

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>>68564684
Higher res for more detailed bjork feet

>>68564739
lift her dress so that i can spank her bum

>>68564747
why would you hurt bjork?

>>68565029
i'd be gentle, and bjork definitely enjoys a bit of light spanking
i'm sure of it

Sorry, I'll have to sage this thread. All you guys writing bjork instead of Björk trigger the heck out of me.

Why does it feel like everyone in this thread is 16
>>68563889
Anyone know a better place than youtube to watch Here Today, Tomorrow Next Week!?

>>68565737
I think there's a dvd boxset on the webstore

>>68565866
haha ok thank you now I will go to that webstore and PAY MONEY to listen to music ;)

>>68565954
Björk deserves the money.

>tfw when bjork will never hit you in the kneecap with a crowbar so hard that your knee bone shatters into small irreparable fragments and you are left screaming at the top of your lungs waiting for the blinding pain to subside which it doesn't.

>tfw when bjork with never then tie your wrists with a thick rope and stab violently into your stomach slowly bringing the knife down and opening a gaping tear in your abdominal area before withdrawing the knife and reaching her arm halfway inside of you, grabbing a fistful of your intestines then proceeds to yank them out thru the wound.
>tfw when you will never watch as bjork grabs handfuls of your intestines and tears them out of your body forcefully, covered in blood, fat and innards as you drift in and out of conscious, your life reduced to a constant nightmare.
>tfw when you will never regain temporary consciousness for the last time to see bjork pulling out a lighter and as she brings the lighter closer to your eyes you attempt to resist but are too weak and injured. You will never see her hold the open flame up to your eye ball, burning the socket until it glazes over and blackens before the bulb bursts and the melted contents of your eye socket gush out thru the opening that the burst made, your other eye rolling back in your head as your begin to violently fit and foam at the mouth and your heart subsequently stops.
who is this bjork bitch?

I want to marry bjork and go to the hidden place

>>68566377
I want to go to her hidden place if you know what i mean

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>>68566377
>>68566872
whatever could these posts mean????

>>68566881
I'd like to björk her Björk if you know what I'm saying...

>>68563921
Thankyöu

>>68567341
Nö pröblëm