Is he /ourguy/?

maybe your guy haha im not a virgin lol

I've honestly never understood why people react negatively to something like this.

When Childish Gambino said he was still a virgin people reacted pretty badly, have we sunk so far down as a race that we have to question a person's legitimacy based on whether or not they've stuck their penis into a gaping disgusting hole on someone. Or vice versa ofcourse

>>68547306
>virgin breaker only in internet world
>tfw irl

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>tfw 20
>still virgin

is it too late for me bros

>>68547361
Not at all. But you are getting close.

>>68547361

The older you get the less you will think about it.

>>68547306
>i-i'm not a virgin guys! honestly! don't you guys just love having sex?
I'm deflecting here because you're right, but don't look so insecure

>>68547361
Soon to be 22 and same.
Hold in there man, maybe you'll trip and fuck by accident a girl one day.

>>68547361
yes

>>68547326
I don't think it's really that negative of a reaction, it's just a little strange because most people's image of musicians is that they have a lot of sex. Also, Childish Gambino isn't a virgin.

>>68547326
sexist

>>68547254
>34 years old
>plays in an indie/neo-psych band
seems about right

>>68547326
>When Childish Gambino said he was still a virgin
Source?

>>68547306
your comment is pathetic

Shoobi

>>68547391
>>68547436
My mistake anons, he lost his virginity at 21. Still got some uneeded hate for no reason.

soon it will be a hip thing, for any the musicians to claim a virginity

like some otherworld spirit they pass on the music for you

the age of fuckbeasts is closing welcome now the era of the purity icon

>>68547361
I lost my virginity at 13, it was kinky

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>>68547572
But 21 isn't even that old
Also, pic related didn't lose his virginity until he was 23 and is now shagging Hollywood babes

>>68547371
>>68547502
imagine being such a lonely virgin that you get this mad over one shitpost

>>68547626
I ain't even mad, just bantering back

>>68547626
who said i was mad?

>>68547361
I'm 21 and still a virgin, but I'm asexual so I don't really care.

>>68547254
>tfw never had any virginity

>>68547708
blackmanwithquestionmarks.jpg

>>68547599
Hopefully you're right so people will stop having kids and overcrowding my already overpopulated planet. Children make me sick, wish I could just drown them all simultaneously

>>68547829
But anon, if there are no kids now who can you mooch off of when they are adults and you are elderly?

>>68547823
I was inside a vagina the first day of my life

>>68547868
>tfw born by caesarean

>>68547851
like most adults they're strictly thinking about themselves

ironic considering his surname

>>68547361
I didn't lose mine til I was 18 and out of high school so probably not. I wouldn't reallt worry about til you were like 23 or something.

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>>68547987
kek

He has serious bodily abnormalities and is a 6'3 gay man. Ya'll really that surprised?

>men's virginity
is a good olde spook
there can only be female virginity as long as it is physiological i.e. the presence of an intact hymen

I'm a Christian so I will always be a virgin unless I get married

>>68547851
What did you just call me

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>>68548054
>tfw already 23 with virginity still intact

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Reminder that literally Jesus is a virgin

>>68547361
why are you people so concerned about this shit, I'm 22 and have no desire to lose my virginity, I could just hire a whore, but what would be the point

why do you people fret about shit like this? you sincerely think everyones gonna scream ITS ALIVE and run from you cos you didnt get laid when you were a fucking child? who even cares, except shallow vain people. someone please explain it to me

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>>68548546
Is it because of this?

>>68548624
Yes
My point is, if you remain a virgin for long enough, you will become Jesus/some other form of wizard

>>68547254
Isn't he asexual though?

>>68547361
I turned 18 last month and will make sure I lose it before my 19th birthday

>>68548698
That's what I thought

>>68547361
I'm 21 and a virgin but I have serious sex phobia cus of shit penis so it's probably rip forever. At least you aren't me anon.

>>68548597
is like so for manvirgin:
everyone think "something is wrong with him" (perhaps they are right)
therefore all who know he is a virgin will never fuck

for girlvirgin:
the lays arrive instantaneously

>>68547361
I lost my virginity at [spoiler]06[/spoiler] but I haven't had sex again.
I'm technically virgin.

>>68548741
small dick or cut too tight or what?

because I feel the same way as you even though I'm slightly above average in size. Even masturbating feels awkward because of the way I was circumkiked so I can't imagine what a handjob would be like.

>>68548597
Because no matter how technology advance we've become
we still go by biology
male virgin = guy who hasn't spread his seed so something is probably wrong with him

>>68548795
>06
I'm sorry anon
Are you Catholic by any chance?

>>68548803
>male virgin = guy who hasn't spread his seed
so those peope who obsessed with sex but only use condoms are virgins?

>>68548597
I think that they worry about their future of not getting laid than their past

>>68548799
Small and thin. The thin is the killer. Destroys all my confidence.

>>68548803
What about all the societies that exalted chastity? I think our fetishism of sex is a result of consumer culture.

>>68548741
>>68548799
i feel man. tiny, ugly dick. i just have to find a girl who cares enough for me so that she's willing to work around that.

>>68548597
if a guy hasn't gotten laid, most people will think there's something wrong with him
that's just how it is

>>68548824
You think your penis knows about a fucking condom?
again basic biology if you stick penis in pussy and cum your penis thinks you've done your job
thx to technology your penis didn't fuck you over with a kid you don't want

>>68548597
I think to some degree that there's an assumption that if a man is a virgin or has forever been single past the age of about 30 that he must be a paedophile. I've encountered this quite a few times.

>>68548952
for evidence check /tv/ and the occasional lolicore thread on this board

>>68548931
you didn't answer me bellend
virginity means you didn't cum inside a vagie WITHOUT a condom?

>>68548931
also
>You think your penis knows
it doesn't have a consciousness of its own
does yours have?

>>68547829
>overcrowding my already overpopulated planet
You bought into a meme
>>68548803
>no matter how technology advance we've become we still go by biology
That's because virtually no time has gone by since we have such technology. Give it a couple short thousand years and technology will have overriden biology. Good riddance, I say.

Anyway a good friend of mine didn'ty lose his virginity until he was nearly 30, has only had sex with one woman and had a child with her. Doesn't know any other vagina and is certain that, hadn't he met her by utter chance, he would have never had sed. He's a happy person, well adjusted, healthy, funny and with lots of creativity and projects. I think that matters more than putting your filth stick into goo holes. Stop caring so much.

>>68549059
>sed
It's extra funny because sed means thirst in spanish

>>68549046
your penis doesn't give a fuck if the girl is the dumbest shit on the planet
if she has a nice ass he'll get hard.

>>68549059
i 100% agree with you. was just explaining why society dislikes and makes fun of virgin men

>>68547361
Sex is overrated to be honest. I prefer masturbation. I can't tell whether that is because I just don't like people that much, or because my fantasy is just more stimulating.

>>68547254
Anyone else wondering what Bradford Cox's dick looks like now?

>>68547326
HA check out this virgindefender.
Want to show us your gut? Maybe your manga collection?

>>68548795
I'm sorry that happened to you

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>tfw 19
>never kissed a girl

How fucked am I

>>68548813
No, it was a friend of the family.
She was kinda hot
>>68550041
I actually liked it

>>68547361
Yeah sex can be really nice, but don't think the world ends when you get it later than other people on average. Just maintain a positive, friendly attitude and be social ( yeah, wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg) and I am sure it will happen. And better to lose your virginity to someone you actually care about,so that other person will consider it a special moment as well, than some random slut you could have banged at age 16

>>68548584
Because it shows masculinity and dominance. So if you're a virgin society views you as pathetic, weak, scrawny, ect.

>>68550869
Feminism has defeated this false sexual politic.

Well, no one wants to fuck a literal skeleton

>>68550891
>Feminism has defeated this false sexual politic.
What do you mean?

>>68547361
No, I'm 23 and a girl and I recently lost my virginity

>>68550891
It's really not
>>68550893
Speak for yourself
Skeletons give me a boner

>>68548824
autism

by spreading seed he just meant getting the dick wet, as in if you're not capable of bonding with a female either you're socially deviant or a beta btichboy

>completed college without having sex
>22, a recluse, virgin, frequent masturbator but for some reason I don't care about losing virginity that much

Is there a name for this

>>68550975
4chan user

>>68550975
It's a NEET

>>68550423
depends on what you want. Are you looking for just one lifelong partner who will always love you, or are you looking to have sex all the time with different girls

>>68550440
were you hot?

>>68547987
Rebbit gold for you sir!!!

>>68548741
>>68548799
>>68548854
>>68548880

it doesn't matter how big ur dick is or how terrible you are with it

by the time she's worked that out it's too late, you came. i mean u post on 4chan so your personality was never going to win a second lay no matter how well you performed. sure she'll tell her friends but who gives a shit? you dont know her friends and besides, no one ever got pussy by referral

>>68547371
>>68547502
imagine being this snappy anytime anyone vaguely alludes to sexual contact