Seriously, is there anything this woman can't do?

act

>>68367686
Make good music. Write lyrics well. Play any instrument.

>>68367686
not look like a koala

not be a qt

write songs

>>68367753
Topcake

This thread is sexist.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>68367686

>women

I cannot begin to describe the disdain I have for this sort of music. To be honest, if I focus really hard on the instruments, shut out the vocals and pretend that they were being sung by someone tolerable and with lyrics that aren’t embarrassing, I can potentially see why this isn’t bad. But the truth is that she is there, she is awful, she is unbearably moronic and she does ruin any little bits of skill that the drums or guitars bring in. After one of my friends declared Barnett his “new waifu” I decided to check this out, and after confronting him about this absolute nonsense, he made a comment along the likes of only enjoying it to impress girls at parties. This album is exactly the sort of thing that those teenage girls who listen to “indie” as an image or a statement would lap up. They’ll talk about the bad vocals as “dylan-esque”, and will break into singing quotes from the frankly embarrassing lyrics whenever they can, because they’re SO ME XD, snapping up lines like “I want to wash out my head with turpentine cyanide” as if they’re extremely meaningful poetry. And jesus, I haven’t even mentioned the accent. If there was ever a convincing case for a nuke heading right to the middle of Australia’s eastern coast, this is it. An album filled with nonsense psuedo-meaningful ‘indie’ lyricism, complete with an image you’d expect one of those Sundance films advertised as indie (but actually aren’t), mostly forgettable instrumentation and songwriting, and one of the worst voices you’ve ever heard. Is there anything worse?

Give me an erection

>>68367686
>2016
>Assuming genders

men

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>>68367686
What kind of car does Courtney Barnett drive?

>>68368178
is this copypasta

get married

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>>68370481
nope

>>68367742
>Write lyrics well
wat. Lyrics are the best thing about her music, the thing why it's worth listening to. Yes everything else is meh, but you can't criticize her lyrics.

huh. sure is a lotta hate for CB on /mu/.

stay mad, niggas.

>>68371604
I dont hate her gotta admit she is talentless though

If she was like, 10 years older, she'd look like my aunt.

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>>68371604

She came on the XM when I was in the car yesterday and I didn't like the song but I kept listening to give it a chance, the song made me so tired I almost crashed the car, luckily I flipped it before that happened though