Alright /mu/ lets write a rap

yo my name is anon and i'm here to say

AHHHHHHHHH

I am gay

>>68351852
i like shitposting and i'm here to stay

Yo
Hehehe

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nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga YOH FILETS

Ayo, my name is Anon
I'm here to rep for Atlanta
All those fags tryna preach like they Mormons
But they ain't got no stamina

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food fight in the grotto
mans toss panzerotto
pick up grapefruit, throw back that's the motto

Where your registration, OG license
Because of that interior your bitch wanna ride this

These anons want niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikeeeeees.
Looking for a (You),
They know it ain't likely.

got yo' waifu in my whip
slippin pantsu off dem hips
only fuck wit these imoutos
cuz im the senpai in this shit

Nigger nigger nigger

>>68351918
Liking traps isn't gay

bob wire

I spit hot fire
To crush mc's is what I desire
Others try to bite but I kill vampires
Carrey on but I'm no Liar Liar

AYO AYO AYO I AM HERE
BRING ME A BEER
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
TO BE KIND IS BETTER THAN THE SEER
I BUST MY ASS AL DAY IN EXCHANGE FOR SHITTY WAGES
I SPEND MY MONEY GETTIN' DRUNK
I SPEND MY TIME ON THIS BOARD
LIST'NING TO HEART OF THE AGES
AND YO DON'T GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT MY METRIC
HIP HOP AIN'T MY THANG
NEVER LISTENED TO ILLMATIC NOR THE WU-TANG CLANG
I DON'T CARE
I WASN'T THERE
IT'S NOT MY THING
IT'S NOT AT ALL MY CUP OF TEA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
NOT MY SCENE IF YOU WILL AND I HOPE THAT YOU WILL
I SKIP DINNER HAVE A LAGER AND JUST GO TO SLEEP
TOMORROW'LL BE ANOTHER SHITTY DAY AT THE MILL
HO- SHIT! THIS IS IT I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'VE SAID
BLACK METAL IS MY LIFE BUT I KINDA WISH I WAS DEAD

I like kpop

>>68352779
>Carrey on but I'm no Liar Liar
hoooooly shit

who smokes the weed?
we smoke the weed.

>>68352715
dont ever fall for the may may

>>68352814
That's a Shakespearean couplet
9th grade LIT, yes indeed

there once was a man from Nantucket

bob wire

MY NAMEEEEEEEEE IS

>>68353015
Bob Wire.

MY DICK IIIIIIIIIIS

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It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cookin' by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cookin' by the book
Then you'll have a...

Break it down bitch!
Lemme see you back it up!
Drop that ass down low and pick that motherfucker up
Break it down bitch!
Lemme see you back it up!
Drop that ass down low and pick that motherfucker up
Now back that pussy tease a motherfucker, Hey!

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake (WHAT!)
If the way is hazy (OKAY!)
You gotta do the cookin' by the book, (WHAT!)
You know you can't be lazy (YEAH!)
Never use a messy recipe, (WHAT!)
The cake will end up crazy (OKAY!)
If you do the cookin' by the book, (YEEAAHHHH!)
Then you'll have a...cake!

Rub that shit it's yours, bitch!
Grab this dick it's yours, bitch!
Rub that shit it's yours, bitch!
Grab this dick it's yours, bitch!
Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a nigga
Grind on the dick, make it get a little bigger!
Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a nigga
Grind on the dick, make it get a little bigger!